HashMaster5000 @ThatHashThough
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#WhyIGotBlockedIn5WordsOrLess apparently dick pics are frowned upon in certain circles
#MyMessageInABottle Please refill and return to HashMaster5000
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If you haven't sped up to a car going 90 down the HW almost killing everyone inside to finish reading their bumper sticker what's your deal?
#SesameStreetAFilm Back To The Snuffleupagus
#SesameStreetAFilm Me Myself & Snuffleupagus
#SesameStreetAFilm Elmo Better Blues
#SesameStreetAFilm Dude, Where's My Oscar?
#SesameStreetAFilm Big Bird On A Wire
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The Mighty Rubber Duckies #sesamestreetafilm
#NationalBestFriendsDay *looks at bottle of beer in left hand... *looks at penis in right hand... Can I have two best friends?
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Happy #NationalBestFriendsDay to my best friend *gestures to no one*
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@ThatHashThough Outrage! Do people have no shame? I spit coffee all over my romper when I read that.
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#ItsTimeWeTalkAbout the amount of time we spend playing dress up... the other dogs are starting to talk.
#ItsTimeWeTalkAbout Your Twitter Addiction
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#ItsTimeWeTalkAbout your morning breath, Karen. Past time, actually.
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#ItsTimeWeTalkAbout your drinking problem
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#ItsTimeWeTalkAbout politics, right??
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