Cthulhu Dad @ThatMarkWilson
An expert n stucco, a veteran n love, and an outlaw n Peru. I've won bullfights n San Juan, cliff-diving competitions n Sri Lanka & spelling bees at the Kremlin Koror, Palau Joined July 2010-
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Today is a very, very bad day to be a porcelain gravy boat in Mar-a-Lago
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Looking forward to the Nuclear Winter Olympics….
@clydetombaugh so sorry to hear about Betty White. I know this brings you great sorrow! My condolences.
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