The Bad Dave @TheBadDave
The artist formerly known as iPickBadUsernames. Ok I’m still known as that. Joined February 2024-
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JOEY IS THE MAN
I’m glad I canceled my preorder if they think we’re this stupid.
I’m glad I canceled my preorder if they think we’re this stupid. https://t.co/odkU8WCg7L
Why don’t companies value their employees?! They’ll throw 70k MORE than what the previous CM was making at a new body when they not only made the old CM fight for a small raise, they fired her. Make it make sense FFS
Jerry, buddy…. Shut, and I can’t stress this enough, the fuck up.
Jerry, buddy…. Shut, and I can’t stress this enough, the fuck up.
Oh JFC jerry. Just say you’re not funny anymore and move on. Or shut the fuck up. Idk. Do something besides complaining and saying it’s other people’s fault you can’t make bad jokes. Oh I know, maybe write some good jokes! Did you try that?
Oh JFC jerry. Just say you’re not funny anymore and move on. Or shut the fuck up. Idk. Do something besides complaining and saying it’s other people’s fault you can’t make bad jokes. Oh I know, maybe write some good jokes! Did you try that?
This entire episode is prrrreertttttty prrreeettttty good
This entire episode is prrrreertttttty prrreeettttty good
If you have an “outdoor cat” you are an ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT. cats are murder machines responsible for dozens of extinctions and DO NOT belong roaming the neighborhood. If you can’t house your cat in your home, YOU DO NOT DESERVE A CAT.
If you have an “outdoor cat” you are an ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT. cats are murder machines responsible for dozens of extinctions and DO NOT belong roaming the neighborhood. If you can’t house your cat in your home, YOU DO NOT DESERVE A CAT.
Fucking hell this game looks amazing. @jackfoust look at this too bad it’s pc
Fucking hell this game looks amazing. @jackfoust look at this too bad it’s pc
Bro Mac and cheese and chicken nuggets are for you. Burgers are for the adults.
Bro Mac and cheese and chicken nuggets are for you. Burgers are for the adults.
people are manufacturing cringe at an alarming rate
people are manufacturing cringe at an alarming rate
I think dress codes are so insanely arbitrary and silly. Let people wear what’s comfortable, obviously within reason and appropriate coverage.
I think dress codes are so insanely arbitrary and silly. Let people wear what’s comfortable, obviously within reason and appropriate coverage.
Still not a trans person and still not in a bathroom. YET AGAIN a member of a church. If you still send your children into a church knowing what goes on in there, you should be charged with child endangerment.
Still not a trans person and still not in a bathroom. YET AGAIN a member of a church. If you still send your children into a church knowing what goes on in there, you should be charged with child endangerment.
She’s a fucking awful dancer
Bruhhh nyc is wild 😂😂
Bruhhh nyc is wild 😂😂
Bit or not, you’re a massive fucking asshole if you do this to someone during a natural disaster. You don’t have to help if you don’t want but don’t make fun of people or purposefully endanger them to show how tough (fucking stupid) you are.
Bit or not, you’re a massive fucking asshole if you do this to someone during a natural disaster. You don’t have to help if you don’t want but don’t make fun of people or purposefully endanger them to show how tough (fucking stupid) you are.
I’m sorry but you deserve all the bad things that happen to you if you stand with your face pressed against the glass, in a tornado.
I’m sorry but you deserve all the bad things that happen to you if you stand with your face pressed against the glass, in a tornado.
I’m embarrassed to even be the same species as this
I’m embarrassed to even be the same species as this
I’ve used full face shields for grinding metalwork that were smaller than those hubbles oh this racist idiots face. JFC those are obnoxious
I’ve used full face shields for grinding metalwork that were smaller than those hubbles oh this racist idiots face. JFC those are obnoxious
Look at how excited these pigs are at the chance to get violent.
Look at how excited these pigs are at the chance to get violent.
Calico Joe @CalicoJoeMLB
16K Followers 16K Following I tend to talk about baseball. Jon Heyman is an idiot. Lou Whitaker is a Hall of Fame baseball player.
AlvaClement @Od4CwKGWX6rKp
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ChimeraTheePotato🏳.. @Qveen_Potato
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Maheswari Sari @Ahsan14860263
4 Followers 151 Following Let's embark on a journey together 💫 #TravelLover"
QENNY DOT @AKBrews
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ZeroFoxFK 🦌 @ZeroFoxFK
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Oxycosmopolitan - Med.. @DuchessVonD
3K Followers 8K Following #PharmaSis Founded a firm. Went to prison. Adopted a cat w/ special needs. Martin Shkreli with a vagina. Run-of-the-pill-mill Silicon Valleygirl. Drug Scientist
chey ☁️ @cheyrassic
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Katie Banks @KatieBanks54329
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SisterFantaMaria🤘�.. @Urtoez75_2
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🌹Liz Juliet🎮 ak.. @liz_juliet
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Judy @AficionadotJudy
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Diane Hodges @DianeHPells
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TheCoach @imthecoach_
18 Followers 91 Following A gamer who also loves virtual photography, creating 3D characters on #Zbrush for fun & aspires to be a digital artist. 🎮⏳️
🎮❤️HermitGamer.. @HermitGamerGirl
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Jessica-Star✨ @SleepisforT
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Alexa Blackheart™ �.. @LexaBlackheart
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Millie @MillieJVelez
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companyman @companyman
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Stacy Ash @StacyAsh19
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Sierra @Sierra8486
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Captainoob @_Captainoob_
609 Followers 418 Following Youtube Content Creator, Qualified Plumber and One-eyed Pies Nuffy https://t.co/3R9UUdyurO #gopies
Charo Miami 🌴🦩 @Charo_Miami
2K Followers 2K Following 🦩 Dev, Student, Collector · Games & FanArt BLM • Commissions CLOSED • 🏳🌈 💙💛 #FalloutLondon
Frosty 🎮📸 @FalloutFrosty
4K Followers 1K Following Fallout Photomode fan, science nerd, board game player, and food enthusiast. I create and stream in-game game shows!
Jack Foust @jackfoust
545 Followers 1K Following #PHP & #Drupal. Father & Husband. I'm that beer snob that you probably hate. Work with Water & Sewer Utilities. Not afraid of a Friday deployment. He/Him.
angie / anjayb @jerkhorsegaming
43 Followers 242 Following anjayb on Twitch Sasshole into shenanigans, snorts and nerd stuff. Bringer of sunshine and supplier of memes. Been called a "firecracker" a bajillionty times.
Melissa (Sunnehdaze) @sunnehdaze
739 Followers 790 Following Devil may care with a lust for life; Mom, Wife, Gamer; Sunnehdaze on Steam, XB, PS; #Fallout #Fallout76 #Fortnite #Diablo & More
Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia
79K Followers 600 Following Filmmaker 🔸️ Comedian 🔸️ Top 5% OnlyFans 🔸 NSFW 🔞 (minors DNI) 🔸 Again Again 🔸 When I Tell You
NerdHawg @NerdHawg
248 Followers 738 Following The official Twitter of NerdHawg Cosplay (retired)! Check us out @nerdhawg on IG! Geeky Science dad, gamer & homesteader. #Fallout76
Smarter Every Day @smartereveryday
373K Followers 1K Following Hello, I'm Destin. I'm an Engineer with a YouTube channel called "Smarter Every Day".
David Willis @ThePrimalDino
19K Followers 769 Following #1 Fan of NASA's SLS Rocket 🚀 | Enjoyer of Roman History 🏛️✝️| Dinosaur Enthusiast 🦖| Currently Writing a Book 📕
Dustin Kittle @dustinkittle
4K Followers 2K Following Environmental and Agricultural Lawyer who operates Snow Creek Ranch | Snow Creek Clydesdales
Ike Barinholtz @ikebarinholtz
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🌱 Fera: The Sunder.. @Massive_Damage
5K Followers 750 Following Indie Spirit with Big Vision. Devs of Fera: The Sundered Tribes, Halcyon 6® & @starrenegades 💬 https://t.co/IMPrINKE3T
Gray Zone Warfare @GrayZoneWarfare
56K Followers 371 Following #GZW is an immersive tactical PvEvP FPS: Join a PMC, explore an open-world jungle, engage in challenging missions vs humans & AI. Developed by @MADFINGERGames
𝒦𝓎 @justky1018
32K Followers 880 Following funny n relatable socially-conscious hot chick ✨Black lives ALWAYS matter✨ insta: justky1018✨$30 DM Fee
JaxEsq @JaxEsq
425 Followers 1K Following Attorney at Garlic Bread. Attractive Nuisance ⚖️ Neurodivergently charming. #horrorfam #inhouselaw #lawtwitter #ucsbalumni #swiftie IG: @jax.esq
Dennis Wingo @wingod
8K Followers 4K Following 50 years ago high minded people said, forget space, fix the earth. That didn't work. Now its our turn, let us develop the space economy to fix the Earth.
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Mister Church @misterchurch666
329 Followers 176 Following I make YouTube video. I also make Joke. I also stream on Twitch! My channel: https://t.co/Cz1ToXBAnb Twitch: https://t.co/jfXlY6a6fY
Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter
360K Followers 17K Following OB/GYN, appropriately confident, lasso of truth, Canadian Spice, I speak for no one but me. The Vagina Bible. Menopause Manifesto. New book: Blood 🩸
DoctorLlamaLord🐕�.. @DoctorLlamaLord
542 Followers 2K Following I'm 33, married, and lover of most things. I love Gaming of all types, all animals, reading, food, and much more. I love you all
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes
476K Followers 3K Following Dedicated research monitoring and exposing right-wing extremism and other threats to democracy.
Tomas Pueyo @tomaspueyo
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Codify @CodifyBaseball
115K Followers 225 Following Dozens of MLB pitchers have trusted Codify's personalized game planning for greater pitching success! Send a DM to learn how to join them today!
Now I am become more .. @iEndure_4evr
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MEDPROS Center of Exc.. @Asst_to_the_RM
11K Followers 754 Following South city St. Louis kid named Andy. Purveyor of effective & realistic leadership. views do not represent my employer.
HIGH PLANES Drifter @the_engi_nerd
4K Followers 1K Following Shitposting with sides of technical content. Platforms I've worked on: CH-46E F-35B F-35C. Creator of the phrase vibes-based analysis
Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi
117K Followers 3K Following Posting stuff I find interesting. Work: @btv_vc, leading pre/seed rounds of fintech cos. apply to our accelerator https://t.co/LSnRc5xYjD! Always up for adventure.
Brett Cross @BCross052422
69K Followers 1K Following Lost my son Uziyah “Uzi” Garcia on 05/24/22 at the Robb Elementary Shooting. Views are my own. #LetsAskUzi #RememberTheirNames
Clavicular Notch @noiinautopsy
645 Followers 762 Following snake bite Betty 🐍• pole dancer • not “nice” • ACAB • birds • TST 🤘🏻 • 18+
PelleCreepy @PelleCreepy
9K Followers 2K Following Writer of KAMEN AMERICA, BLACK HOPS, HORROR NOVELS and MORE! Amazon author link: https://t.co/16Y8GRLQJU
Jonathan Papelbon @TheRealJPap58
21K Followers 3K Following MLB Closer Red Sox, Phils,& Nats/World Champion/6X All Star/2X Relief Pitcher of Yr/Co Owner of Diaggo/Miss State Alum/NESNAnalyst/Red Sox Hall of Fame
𐙚🖤𝑪𝒓𝒚�.. @Mischievous1665
1K Followers 952 Following 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓 | 𝒗𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒕𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒛𝒚 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓 | 𝒑𝒏𝒈𝒕𝒖𝒃𝒆𝒓 🎮𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐭𝟕𝟔 | 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐭𝟒 | 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚
matt @mattxiv
412K Followers 154 Following queer jew w very long nails, host of a bit fruity, he/they
Kostja Palović @KostjaPalovic
2K Followers 962 Following Python/Django 16+ years of experience. Growing deployment SaaS @appliku to $10M ARR. Also SaaS boilerplate: @speedpycom
She Guevara @No7Sammy
30K Followers 2K Following gobby intersectional socio-humanist with venomous thumbs and bad knees. mid 30s. no patience. used to be good at football. likes chickens. permanently tired.
KC-10 Driver ✈️ �.. @MCCCANM
15K Followers 6K Following USAF (Reserve) Lt Col Instructor/Evaluator Pilot & Airline Captain. Views my own. Think critically, verify source & keep your belt fastened when seated. No DMs
Lego ⚡️ @legoleflash
9K Followers 1K Following Way too excited about Destiny 2 perks | 35K on YT 🎥 | 9x MoTW 🏆 | Fusion Nerd on @DCP_Live 🎙️ | #1 Rumble Player S15 🥇 | [email protected]
taylor 🗡️🌹 @turnintoabat
49K Followers 1K Following i'm pretty sometimes and have brain damage all the time ✨ bi HEMA chick ⚔️🏳️🌈⚧️
Curiosity @MAstronomers
849K Followers 51 Following We are curious about the Universe, Are you? Subscribe for only $3⤴️. https://t.co/ZbvKjjExse
Ka1ash_ @AleksKalashnkov
6K Followers 452 Following procrastinate & underachieve for a living i have a car impulse buying problem
Nurse Ashley 💁🏼.. @TheBlondeRN
37K Followers 4K Following RN in surgery. CNOR. MSN student. Advocate. Veteran. Wife. Mom of 3 boys (1+twins) #nursetwitter #orthotwitter Insta/Tiktok: theblondern_ashley
A Venezuelan Chick @AVenezuelan19
80K Followers 17K Following Living the American life the Venezuelan way / Gym 🐭/ I can swear in 2 languages /Podcast junkie/ True crime fan 🔪/ 💍✨/ NO DMs
Squirrel Lover World @squirrellovers_
5K Followers 3K Following Welcome to 🐿🐿🐿 #Squirrel Lover World We share 🐿🐿🐿 squirrel contents Follow us 🐿🐿🐿 @squirrellovers_
Dani Tseng 🏳️.. @Dani_Tseng
2K Followers 932 Following WIP, TBD. She/her, trans/lesbian, married dad, engineer, car girl, builder of things. Happily monogamous, so please don't. HRT 5/2/2022
Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre
941 Followers 288 Following Comedian/poet: see my political Dada news @HalfwayPost. I write regularly at https://t.co/A0Pqc395Nu. Featured in @mcsweeneys and lots of other places!
The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost
58K Followers 24K Following Dada news. Halfway true comedy and satire by @DashMacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them. https://t.co/jjyLTxJe3E
Quds News Network @QudsNen
519K Followers 0 Following From #Palestine 🇵🇸 to the world. #Gaza #AlAqsa
Mpls Dad @Nokomis_Dad
1K Followers 841 Following Just a dad raising little humans in the city. D-Line enthusiast.
Gnome "doing their da.. @annethegnome
26K Followers 1K Following gay-dhd&d ⚔ they/she ⚔ TTRPG creator, writer, mycophile, rabble rouser https://t.co/a0x0nr9PyXIf you end up on my page, it’s because you did something to be there. You be the judge. 🤔
I cleaned out 13,000 old emails from an account I haven't used in years. I found a picture I don't think I've ever seen from my first "grown" vacation with a friend in 2008. I had a great tan and terrible highlights. I was so young.
My boss: “Oh wow. Thank you for your honesty.” My autistic ass: “Wait, you expected me to lie? WAS I SUPPOSED TO LIE?!” Narrator: They were, in fact, supposed to lie.
@patriottakes Just so we’re clear: When presented with a choice between pretty and smart, @AlinaHabba chooses “ball pit.”
@wsucougs2000 @TheBadDave @JomboyMedia It's actually not interference. When a batter unintentionally hits the catcher with the follow thru it's just an immediate dead ball.
Season 4: Loot Reborn is one Hell of an update. Live in #DiabloIV on May 14th.
@girldrawsghosts i've read lots of stories about people jumping in to save their dogs and then immediately knowing they fucked up. sad shit :(
all they recovered of one guy was his flip flops
this has captured the attention of my certainly neurotypical mind much in the same way that I became obsessed with reading about deaths on mountains like Everest and K2 for like two weeks straight tldr; nature is hyped as fuck to wreck your shit with nominal effort
I went down a rabbit hole of reading about people falling into hot springs
@CoastRocket @RonDeSantis Are you proud of yourself?
@CoastRocket Imagine putting your hands in your pocket while fully armed and not getting shot by the police
Pitcher hides substances in the bullpen, a breakdown
@ACABylonBee did he delete system 32 while he was at it? this is just a word salad.
He's worth $200 billion... once you've made it you're supposed to stop faking it
@goodrocatching Or....and hear me out.... the umpire was good once and sucked once. Pitch framing....and hear me out....just might be getting credit when the umpire is really the issue.
Man I feel bad for Mike Trout 😔
Imagine being a full grown man unable to understand the equivalence between a table saw and stove Also this dipshit couldn’t do one dinner shift without passing out before clean up
@Variety 1. I don't care about the opinions of a guy who "dated" a 17 year old by picking her up after high school when he was 39. 2. U know who never said SHIT about comedy evolving? He just evolved with it? George Carlin. Take some hints.
I think estrogen is just like really cool. I wasn’t expecting much when I started HRT but it’s really surprised me in the best way. Like wtf this is me.
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