Ben_Actually @TheBetterMethod
Independent expert opinion haver. Actually loves you. We all need the same things. Out of focus, obsessive. Dream/dread dichotomy. Let's be best friends. App-uh-latch-uh Joined April 2011-
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I want to kiss you on your entire face! Happy Thrustday!😚
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One little pill makes a big difference. Good morning!
One little pill makes a big difference. Good morning! https://t.co/MHSOjBjTvR
Fell asleep around 11pm. Slept well until waking around 5am. Feeling decent.
Fell asleep around 11pm. Slept well until waking around 5am. Feeling decent.
You can tell how charismatic a person is, based on how likely they are to rep the bands/music they enjoy.
FYI, the rapture started a few hours ago, but you're still here because that one time you wiped a little extra just because you liked it. GM. 😇🙏
Update. Fell asleep maybe around 10. Woke up around 2. Brain stayed on until at least 4. Woke up for real 6:25. Terrible sleep. Gonna take something for it tonight. Will let you know if it works. 🫡
Update. Fell asleep maybe around 10. Woke up around 2. Brain stayed on until at least 4. Woke up for real 6:25. Terrible sleep. Gonna take something for it tonight. Will let you know if it works. 🫡
Update: Falling asleep at 8:30, but I wasn't tired at all today.
Update: Falling asleep at 8:30, but I wasn't tired at all today.
Went to bed at 10:30. Woke up at 1:30. Stayed up until 5:00. Went back to sleep around 5:30. Hard wake up at 6:30. I'm not tired or groggy now. What in the heck? Good morning, Monkday morning. 🤠
Watching YT vids of a happy couple adventuring in a van. *manifesting*
Mornin', birdappers! I'm planning van projects that do not include actually getting it running, because fun interesting projects that don't cost much money are good for morale! It's Stunday! 🥳
Today Ben had a couple day drinks and made some measurements. Such precision. Much clarity. (I've cut my alcohol to one or two days per month)
Wake up dehydrated. Drink water. Pee four times in three hours. Say good morning to the 40 people who've logged on to birdapp. Happy Saturnday!
Using Grok to calculate fuel capacity and reserves for my drive to the Arctic Ocean. Still looking for a co-driver, btw...ladies. 🥸
The pansexual doesn't get a shot with Adventure Ben. Sorry, pansexual.
The pansexual doesn't get a shot with Adventure Ben. Sorry, pansexual.
Asking girls on the dating app if they want to co-drive to the Arctic Ocean with me. That's what I really want. So far no takers. Habby Truesday! 🥳🗺️
It's officially winter because it's dark when I wake up every day now. Do not say GM. ⛄️
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Ladies, you need to stop acting like the culture, the patriarchy, men specifically or I dunno, god? are requiring you to get all these expensive beauty treatments. Nobody cares. You made this up.. If a man needs you to do to all this to be attracted to you, he's gay. Stop it.
Ladies, you need to stop acting like the culture, the patriarchy, men specifically or I dunno, god? are requiring you to get all these expensive beauty treatments. Nobody cares. You made this up.. If a man needs you to do to all this to be attracted to you, he's gay. Stop it.
Ogling a 30 year old low mileage full size van all by yourself, handsome?😘 It's me. I'm ogling a van.😌
I re-injured my back about an hour ago. It's definitely a compressed/herniated disc. I felt it squish. Happy Thrustday!🥳
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