Tim Armstrong @TheHatedTim
A chemical engineer who somehow ended up working on the computers that control power plants. And stuff. Joined October 2017-
Tweets946
-
Followers59
-
Following250
-
Likes8K
@cybersecdancer As a married guy (so hopelessly out of touch) I doubt that plastic surgery would be helpful. I suspect that you may need to meet more people. You shouldn’t expect every guy to find you attractive (and to be available) so probability kicks in. Good luck!
1
0
2
0
0
View Details
@cybersecdancer Yes. And that I’m following you.
@jack_daniel You know, I didn’t used to think that way in the olden days. But now that my age is near the weight, I fully understand your point. Taking the time to get a cart or wagon or other thing with wheels is more appealing than it once was.
@Ell_o_Punk Perhaps drive some wood stakes into the ground a foot with a hammer, then screw them to the plywood. Maybe with a 2x4 spacer to force a tight fit.
It sure is hard to believe that today is not Friday.
@TC_Johnson @SwiftOnSecurity Ok. I need to get a cve for a Smith-Corona typewriter. The old mechanical one. Do me a favor - get a cve on the #2 Ticonderoga please!
Well said. Drinks can be treacherous territory.
@wendynather Asking good questions is an art. As with any art, they take practice, which means asking them. Please don’t keep them to yourself.
@d0rkph0enix My daughter the vet is gonna love this! Thank you for sharing.
@jack_daniel @SufferinBa5tard As Eyore would have done!
Livin the dream at Mom’s farm in Pennsylvania!
@TheOnlyMike_E And at the same time , wow we live a blessed life! I mean you, of course.
@MalwareJake But it all depends on how one measures effectiveness. I cannot imagine a more effective way to make everyone in the company an adversary.
@Ell_o_Punk You are having one heck of a week. I hope that it improves before Friday!
@Ell_o_Punk Nice work! I wonder if a short electric fence 6” behind that would work as a backup. Of course the wire would short it if it pinched together, but now I’m wondering.
Tim Armstrong retweeted
@brysonbort There's an @XKCD for everything. xkcd.com/1053/
@malanalysis @ReverseICS Two should do it, don’t you think?
@sogonsec Chess. White begins with the initiative - and has a slight advantage in the beginning because of it.
@SecEvangelism This year I’ve learned that when Management says “we’ll accept the risk” what they mean is “let it burn”. My supervisor isn’t pleased when I translate the phrase in the meeting minutes. At this point the conversation should shift to recovery or contingency planning.
Ywoofu @Ywoofu5713912
8 Followers 546 Following
Caring Margaret @MargaretCa43487
2 Followers 57 Following
the Cocktail Maven @Cocktail_maven
1K Followers 2K Following A spirits obsessed cocktail maker, drink sipper, blog writer, spirits educator, cigar smoker & foodie.
Nux @the_warboy_nux
886 Followers 886 Following Just a guy who enjoys computers, security and boxing. Southpaw.
Joe B. - BlindHacker ... @TheBlindHacker
13K Followers 3K Following | #Hacker | #Speaker | #Mentor | #BlindGuy | #LHON | #a11y | #988 | 💀🧪⚗️ | @DeadPixelSec @NovaHackers @hacknotcrime Advocate @_MentorVillage @NextGenRedTeam
Dr. Dave Venable @davevenable
13K Followers 10K Following Focused on building resilience in democracies | Former U.S. intelligence officer | Chair, @ISRSngo | Board director & CISO | @TheCipherBrief @aiinonprofit
katie kay @katie_reusze
340 Followers 453 Following Peloton, Librarian, Sneakers, Infosec curious, Hip hop, Knitter
Jack Daniel is over t... @jack_daniel
58K Followers 3K Following Storyteller, wanderer, comic, historian, world’s oldest millennial. I used to do stuff, now I do other stuff. @[email protected]
Jim Gilsinn @JimGilsinn
2K Followers 1K Following @MITREcorp. OT/ICS security, EE, father, Muslim, geek & tech junky. @bsidesdc. Past co-chair @ISA99chair #ISA #IEC #62443. Adjunct prof @mason_cec
Sandip D- RxCybersecu... @iSandipd
10K Followers 10K Following Sec Architect | Cryptography CoE | Author | CISSP | CCSP | AWS Security | GWAPT | Infragard | CyberSecCanon | Views=mine |#writingcommunity |
Ham Radio Hef @CrypieHef
2K Followers 2K Following Navy Vet in Cryptology. YouTuber. Climate change activist. Pi day 🎂! Extra Ham -K4HEF https://t.co/e0XXnnbKPL HamRadioHotline: 6103143
Jabs @CyberSnark
10K Followers 5K Following OT Cybersecurity Lead @STVGroup. Nonresident Fellow @AtlanticCouncil. Adjunct Professor. Advisor. Sanity evangelist. For Mt. Weather.
SlugNoodle 🅅 @RetweetableN14
2K Followers 1K Following .ooM | InfoSec's answer to Mr Rogers | Yesterday. Today. Tomorrow | Advocate of women in tech & LGBTQ+ | Just be nice to each other
Peep (Grand Cherokee)... @wiredowl
12K Followers 12K Following Mead maker, pragmatic progressive, pluviophile, Agnostipalian, Anti-authoritarian, and unrepentant humanist. #Smokefleet, that’s for you! 😉
jennifer @redjennifera
2 Followers 56 Following
Damian @damianengineer
212 Followers 440 Following If you’re ignited by the hacker’s drive to explore, the cypherpunk call for liberty, the agile push for teamwork, or the AI revolution—let’s connect!
John Bambenek @bambenek
31K Followers 1K Following Artisanal Malware Curator. Big data wrangler. Founder of threat intelligence company, Bambenek Labs.
It's @koburgee on inf... @koburgee
418 Followers 581 Following Christian, elder, husband, father, Philly born, infosec guy, bassist, 80s geek, quiet salt. 'Make It Work' Foundation member. My opinions != my employer's.
Jim Nitterauer @JNitterauer
9K Followers 9K Following Husband | Dad | CISO | CISSP | CISM | Speaker | @BSidesLV Staff | @ITENWired | @ITGulfCoast Board | Guitarist | https://t.co/vfVVLK6fWv | https://t.co/aO6JzH3ilm
John L. Prokap @JProkap
710 Followers 580 Following I work in IT, but more here for FinTwit and humor. Opinions my own. I'd love to do stand up one day. Jokes not guaranteed.🧐
Ulf Lindqvist @ulflindqvist
429 Followers 522 Following Security researcher @SRI_Intl - IoT, critical infrastructures, cyber-physical systems, space systems. Tweets, likes, follows, and such are my own.
🕊️ ICS Marty �... @ics_Marty
3K Followers 1K Following ICS-CERT Final Grand Pooba | Former Deputy CTO OT IoT Tenable | CIS Male (He/Him) | Ham Radio | Astronomy | BBQ Smoke | Cyberz | Electronics | Commodore 64
Ben Sooter @bensooter
678 Followers 2K Following Husband, Dad, ⚡Electrical Engineer, AI-Grid Innovator | Views are my own and do not reflect my employer.
Eddie @infoseclogger@... @InfosecLogger
319 Followers 169 Following American. Infosec. Earn your place. Not your ally. [email protected]
Martha @martha_dnn
623 Followers 4K Following If you look at what you have in life, you’ll always have more. If you look at what you don’t have in life, you’ll never have enough. | Manchester United fan
Heather Sprung @HixonMarie
28 Followers 267 Following
Jasmine Hex @jasminehenry10
7K Followers 4K Following Sassy Field Security Director @JupiterOne | Opinions are Mine Only | She / Her
Dany ⚔️💙⚔️ @cybersecdancer
2K Followers 2K Following 🌸💖 Infosec Engineer | Tap Dancer | Masters in DFIR | Italian | Sec+ | CySA+|TikTok: infosecdany 💖🌸 | 📍 MA
Govind Govindasamy Go... @GovindGovindas4
28 Followers 2K Following
UndedInside @UndedInside
1K Followers 2K Following Cyberpunk Magnetic Operator #LolzCrew. IT helpdesk analyst who writes cybersec guides as a hobby. (He/him) 🍉🌻
Sam Van Ryder 🇺�... @SamVR
2K Followers 2K Following ICS/OT security @dragosinc Cofounder @HouSecCon FIND ME ON LINKEDIN @BEERISAC #183
ellenkerr @ellenke64965894
497 Followers 3K Following Cybersecurity analyst, lover of cinema and reading.
Rebel Powell @RebelPowell
432 Followers 1K Following Powered by coffee. Gov Agency Red Teamer/Cyber Security Analyst. DevSecOps Lead. Intel Junkie. Language Lover. Father/Husband. Enjoys fine whiskey.
Mack Pace @MackPace2
32 Followers 202 Following
hdsnetsec @hdsnetsec
1K Followers 519 Following Agentic builder exploring AI, SaaS, cybersecurity, and better systems. Practical posts. Opinions are my own.
SekureNet @Sekurenet
2K Followers 1K Following Cybersecurity Info| Trainings| Ethical Hacking| Security Research| Keep learning
Nicole Beckwith @NicoleBeckwith
42K Followers 7K Following Sr. Director, Security Engineering and Operations @cribl_io
Chris Sistrunk @chrissistrunk
10K Followers 4K Following Husband, Dad, ⚡EE⚡, Technical Leader @Mandiant ICS/OT, @BEERISAC #002, @BSidesJackson, @LaTech Alum, bbq engr, weirdo, klugemeister, #sockstatus #DJaaS, FSD
Mark Jeanmougin @markjx01
2K Followers 5K Following @SANSInstitute Certified Instructor for #sec511 & #sec450. Street Survival Instructor. #DFIR #BlueTeam. Personal Opinions only; not the position of anyone else.
💻 Sherrod @sherrod_im
39K Followers 7K Following Difficult mystery girl connected to the divine forces of the universe.
villan saga @villansaga
192 Followers 2K Following
Katelyn Ilkani @cyberkatelyn
5K Followers 4K Following Here for the Infosec community | Co-founder @BattleshipHQ helping advance infosec careers through mentorship. Career coach. She/her
Mark Twain @TheMarkTwain
127K Followers 0 Following
Scott Simon @nprscottsimon
965K Followers 998 Following Host NPR Weekend Edition Saturday, and NPR's Up First. Author, novels, essays (May 2026 ULYSSES S. CAT AND OTHER ANIMALS I'VE KNOWN. Husband, father, Cubs fan.
MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay
81K Followers 6K Following Fred Rogers quotes, typically presented in quotations, are curated by @RickLeeJames. Welcome to the Neighborhood: a Mister Rogers Tribute Podcast.
Steve Inskeep @NPRinskeep
328K Followers 4K Following Still on the air @NPR. Author of Differ We Must, a NY Times bestseller. https://t.co/l9DXNpdKdO
The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor
1.7M Followers 67 Following You can't step in the same river once. Paperback OUT NOW ↓
Eric Capuano - Bsky: ... @eric_capuano
11K Followers 3K Following Co-Founder @recon_infosec | SANS DFIR Instructor | IANS Faculty | https://t.co/yUXCSu2Yso | ⬡ ❤ @shortxstack
Threat Insight @threatinsight
12K Followers 215 Following @Proofpoint's insights on targeted attacks and the security landscape. Follow us on Bluesky: https://t.co/8OVfhotdeP
Dr. Dave Venable @davevenable
13K Followers 10K Following Focused on building resilience in democracies | Former U.S. intelligence officer | Chair, @ISRSngo | Board director & CISO | @TheCipherBrief @aiinonprofit
Lindsey Simmons @Lynz_Simmons
56K Followers 4K Following Mom + Army Wife. 7th Generation Missourian. 2020 Dem Nominee for #MO04. Former Team Skelton, Aull, Ellinger, Koster + McCaskill
E.W. Niedermeyer @Tweetermeyer
28K Followers 3K Following Author of Ludicrous: The Unvarnished Story of Tesla Motors. Co-host @TheAutonocast. Not sure how much more mobility innovation I can take. YMMV.
katie kay @katie_reusze
340 Followers 453 Following Peloton, Librarian, Sneakers, Infosec curious, Hip hop, Knitter
Brian Mann @BrianMannADK
16K Followers 2K Following Report for NPR on issues relating to addiction. Adirondacker and New Yorker. Views retweeted here don't reflect my opinions or those of NPR.
Elizabeth Wharton @LawyerLiz
10K Followers 2K Following Redheaded lawyer striking balance btwn tech+strategy+public policy 🗝️ Founder @silverkeystrat | #cybersecurity #techpolicy #aviationgeek
Jim Gilsinn @JimGilsinn
2K Followers 1K Following @MITREcorp. OT/ICS security, EE, father, Muslim, geek & tech junky. @bsidesdc. Past co-chair @ISA99chair #ISA #IEC #62443. Adjunct prof @mason_cec
Sandip D- RxCybersecu... @iSandipd
10K Followers 10K Following Sec Architect | Cryptography CoE | Author | CISSP | CCSP | AWS Security | GWAPT | Infragard | CyberSecCanon | Views=mine |#writingcommunity |
Ham Radio Hef @CrypieHef
2K Followers 2K Following Navy Vet in Cryptology. YouTuber. Climate change activist. Pi day 🎂! Extra Ham -K4HEF https://t.co/e0XXnnbKPL HamRadioHotline: 6103143
𝕄𝕚𝕞𝕚 💓... @alaskaham
2K Followers 701 Following Alaskan mama, small business owner, and general class operator.
Ron Brash @ron_brash
1K Followers 961 Following ICS/embedded and cybersecurity researcher, water sports fanatic, chihuahua owner, maintainer of things, and sharer of knowledge.
K. Reid Wightman 🌻 @ReverseICS
5K Followers 845 Following Vulnerability analyst for @DragosInc. See also @[email protected]
April C Wright @aprilwright
18K Followers 5K Following The Infosec Diplomat, Absurdist Polymath. AI philosopher. Reality-Auditor. Hacker, Author @oreilly. Privacy, ethics, chaotic good
Eva @evacide
167K Followers 1K Following Director of Cybersecurity @EFF / Co-founder of @stopstalkerware/ My tweets are my own, not my employers’ / I did a TED talk once /
Adam Grant @AdamMGrant
872K Followers 938 Following Organizational psychologist @Wharton. #1 NYT bestsellers: THINK AGAIN, HIDDEN POTENTIAL. Podcast: Re:Thinking. Former diver and magician.
Bertie Brink @BertieBrink
1K Followers 424 Following #CyberSecurity 💻 #CCDA #CCNA #CCNP #eJPT💻 #CiscoChampion 👨🏻🎓 one day #CISSP Living life 🏂🥋🇿🇦 Tweets are my own and not of my employer!
SlugNoodle 🅅 @RetweetableN14
2K Followers 1K Following .ooM | InfoSec's answer to Mr Rogers | Yesterday. Today. Tomorrow | Advocate of women in tech & LGBTQ+ | Just be nice to each other
Peep (Grand Cherokee)... @wiredowl
12K Followers 12K Following Mead maker, pragmatic progressive, pluviophile, Agnostipalian, Anti-authoritarian, and unrepentant humanist. #Smokefleet, that’s for you! 😉
jennifer @redjennifera
2 Followers 56 Following
DaShaun @dashaun
6K Followers 4K Following Husband, father, volunteer, athlete, continuous learner. Tweets are mine. Spring Developer Advocate @VMwareTanzu #JUICE #LiftAsWeClimb @Testcontainers Champion
𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐢�... @CurtBraz
2K Followers 871 Following Cybersecurity researcher/blogger/pentester. Try to tweet only technical/educational but occasionally post about https://t.co/MTZoEINlWg 🙂
ARCHIVED: Jen Easterl... @CISAJen
61K Followers 47 Following Archived: Director, CISA—America’s Cyber Defense Agency. Combat Veteran. Proud Mom. Rubik’s Cuber. Aspiring Electric 🎸. ❤️/RT ≠ endorsement
Damian @damianengineer
212 Followers 440 Following If you’re ignited by the hacker’s drive to explore, the cypherpunk call for liberty, the agile push for teamwork, or the AI revolution—let’s connect!
John Bambenek @bambenek
31K Followers 1K Following Artisanal Malware Curator. Big data wrangler. Founder of threat intelligence company, Bambenek Labs.
Gigs @ Shmoo @Gigs_Security
2K Followers 714 Following not aspiring to be humble▪️ #AdvancedPractices🦅 ▪️Thoughts are my own ▪️She|Her|Gigs
chompie @chompie1337
90K Followers 1K Following hacker, exploit developer/weird machine mechanic head of X-Force Offensive Research (XOR) @IBM
Jabs @CyberSnark
10K Followers 5K Following OT Cybersecurity Lead @STVGroup. Nonresident Fellow @AtlanticCouncil. Adjunct Professor. Advisor. Sanity evangelist. For Mt. Weather.
Jim Nitterauer @JNitterauer
9K Followers 9K Following Husband | Dad | CISO | CISSP | CISM | Speaker | @BSidesLV Staff | @ITENWired | @ITGulfCoast Board | Guitarist | https://t.co/vfVVLK6fWv | https://t.co/aO6JzH3ilm
Jenna McLaughlin @JennaMC_Laugh
35K Followers 4K Following @NPR cybersecurity correspondent. I don't regularly use this account.
WireSharkFest @wiresharkfest
4K Followers 74 Following Annual Wireshark User and Developer Conference
Winn Schwartau @winnschwartau
2K Followers 231 Following Analogue Security Guy. Cybersecurity since 1983; Chief Visionary Officer & Founder, SAC Labs, a division of KnowBe4. Born as a Recording Engineer Producer.
Mike Ellis @TheOnlyMike_E
3K Followers 790 Following Married. Box wine enthusiast. Technology Savant. Probably the finest chef in the entire universe. My views represent your employer. King of Ketchup.
Fauna @fauna
93K Followers 1K Following The true serverless database that helps companies ship faster and scale smarter.
Ulf Lindqvist @ulflindqvist
429 Followers 522 Following Security researcher @SRI_Intl - IoT, critical infrastructures, cyber-physical systems, space systems. Tweets, likes, follows, and such are my own.You might like
EB
@ering1957
19 Followers
An NCO in the war on ...
@wyoham
928 Followers
OTSec Ken 🇺🇦�...
@KDInfoSec
213 Followers