TheRealPatrick @TheRealPOH
On advice of counsel, I will respectfully demure from any comments on my profile while under threat of censure from the United States House of Representatives. United States Joined May 2009-
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My mother got really mad when I called my brother a son-of-a-bitch.
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If Twitter is about to stop working, I’d like to close with cuteness. And a beach. And a sunset. But mostly cuteness.
So I’m watching #TNF on #AmazonPrime and with five minutes left in the game, I go back to their home page. Guess what. I can’t go back. I don’t get to see the last five minutes of the game. FYVM, #AmazonPrime. I thought lack of replay and pause sucked, but you win.
The Hills are Incarnate with Symphonic Melodies #FirstDraftTitlesOfSongs
I've noticed that since they started the new blue-check $8 premium Twitter service that I've had zero engagements with my tweets. Might be because I haven't tweeted anything in a week.
I remember when the Simpsons was a great show. That changed around season 10.
I remember when the Simpsons was a great show. That changed around season 10.
OwlKitty is back!
I asked to get a custom license plate: IANAL, because I am not a lawyer. Unfortunately, because of the plate I chose, it came out “I❤️ANAL.” If I were a lawyer, I would sue the state for that.
Jim Morrison, if he were still alive, would be 79 this year. I kind of wish he were still here, but he probably would have lost me after his disco years.
(at end of Zoom meeting) Host: Okay, we'll finish up early, and I'll give you all back five minutes. Me: Great! Now I can get started on that epic novel I've been putting off!
After avoiding Jira for 20 years at multiple jobs, I had to finally break down and get a log in to our #jira app. Now I get to find out what everyone's been complaining about for the last two decades. Wish me well. I'm going in.
Jacko @albolt76
21K Followers 20K Following 🌹Sport ⚽ Music 🎵 Books 📚 Left of centre. Wordle Wonder League, World Cups + JZFM hashtag games Saturday at 3PM 🌹
John-Paul Keates @jpkeates
3K Followers 4K Following The thane of groans. Mostly jokes. Now ritual is the husk of faith and loyalty, the beginning of confusion. No DMs https://t.co/E5oGlpnyLk
Fi 🇪🇺 @rahhead01
13K Followers 13K Following Mum to Bethany and wife to Steve 💕 JZ FM games daily 3pm with @albolt76 @zeddeee @MrFlibble72LFC
Richard Pulsford: Lan.. @RichardPulsford
9K Followers 8K Following UK Pun Champion 2022 & current SCOTY runner-up. Top 10 Jokes EdinFringe 2019-22. 2024 tour: Get Rich Quick. JOKE BOOK Punball Wizard PODCAST It Just So Happened
LunchyMcPunface @LunchyMcPunface
2K Followers 3K Following Join in the fun and tweet your ORIGINAL pun between 12:00 and 13:00 BST weekdays adding #LunchPun, AND #RateMyPun if you want to join in the day's competition
Thocheigh @thocheigh31976
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Maureen O'Halloran @maureenoh
31 Followers 143 Following she/her/they/their - stayin home most days with my doggo - we'll see what happens
Karen Ewers McHugh @KarenMcEwe
232 Followers 1K Following Genealogy maven, seeker of truth, lifelong travelaholic, reader, friend of animals everywhere. 🇨🇦🇺🇸
Heather @HeatherR411
36K Followers 34K Following woman, mom, wife, friend, #MFT, #MOT, #FloatingHarborsyndrome, #FloatingHarborSyndrome, #FHS mama, my son’s #SpecialEducation advocate, #SanDiego, #Democrat
Mike Baker @HawkGold1
10K Followers 11K Following
Weinit Deep @tripleog49
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Crystal Knorr @crystlknorr82
4K Followers 5K Following mother of boys,love for outdoors,adventure,food,Packer/Badger fan, married to @Benjaminknorr79 ❤️
StephBB @writesteph
871 Followers 2K Following Legaleser, WordNerd, Fmr journo, news radio, writer/editor, #VetSpouse, #GOBLAZERS, #FullTimeRVer #StandardPoodleMom #ADHD #BlackLivesMatter to me, #Ally
June Thorpe @JuneThorpe9
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Moose Chuckle Tags @MooseChuckleTag
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Brooke @bctyszka
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The All New Dom Show @TheNewDomShow
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Stevie Vegas (Steve t.. @SteveJuggler
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🔯Dr. KittyKatz �.. @DrKittyKatz
3K Followers 2K Following 💊@MAPS #PsychedelicMedicine 4 PTSD🚫the War on Chronic Pain Patients ♿ End Opiophobia Legalize Sex Work 👠 LGBT 🏳️🌈 🚫Bullying
Becky Pugh @MCBexxy
2K Followers 2K Following I do crappy quizzes. No DM's from random goons please.
Kimmie 🌊🌊🌊�.. @LBC1961
11K Followers 10K Following Lifelong Dem, mom & grandma holed up in Red-state madness. No porn or DM’s! #UniteBlue #CKDWarrior #LegalizeIt #Resist #FBR #INFJ
Waves @InterruptingSea
583 Followers 4K Following An average guy living an average life, with a little hockey and stuff thrown in. BAH/MA US Foreign Policy and CDN Social History
Judy Shores @xjscjudy
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Johnny Mac @themacmind
4K Followers 3K Following I'm just trying to make you laugh or think - in that order. I hope you do the same! Check out my new venture at @macmindstudio
JamieKadriel @JamieKadriel
2K Followers 4K Following #FuckTheNRA ~ Everything is absurd. My atoms once commingled with yours. We’re 93,000,000,000 light years in diameter 🤯 America or burst
StupidQuestions @OpenMicRejects
3K Followers 2K Following Is this that Stupid Questions hashtag game? Hosted by @Todd_Gillett? Is @loret826 there too? New game 1st Tue of month! 5:00E 10:00GMT
Pablo’s Got This�.. @pablo20942
2K Followers 2K Following 🏳️🌈 Happily married Blue dot Scorpio in a big red state trying to make a difference. PRO CHOICE. #LGBTQ #BLM #DefendDemocracy #resist
BLKR™ @_blxcker
3K Followers 3K Following BLKR™ expresses the integrity & truth it takes to make a difference in OUR culture. Be The Difference. #boldness #brilliance #BLKR
The Bard of Cleasby (.. @Norfolkinidea
3K Followers 4K Following Ever youthful and eternally optimistic purveyor of puns, silliness, rhyme and occasional song. Fluent in both English and Bullshit. Lifelong follower of #LUFC
Dave Brennan 🇮🇪 @DaveBrennan2125
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Scott the Scot @BrackenAuthor
3K Followers 3K Following A Scot 🏴 in the US trying to stay awake long enough to take an interest in something. #Author #Painter #BLM #EqualRights 🏳️🌈 No DMs 🚫 #LFC
Alison McCrady @RecycleGrrl
3K Followers 5K Following Practical environmentalist, reuse and recycle to keep my footprint tiny I 💞 all SciFi. 🖖♻️🖖
RoeVwade CyberWar @Shitholesquad
42K Followers 39K Following Politicans who served Black Vets w/PTSD can't mentally handle covid-19 & Sellout Eric Adams Stop & Frisk, it's too much & inhumane, we served with honor.
Daniel Edison @DanEdisonComedy
13K Followers 8K Following One-liner comedian / writer of nonsense. I post original jokes. Jack of all trades, master of pun. Also on Instagram.
Alf @whoelsebutalf
16K Followers 15K Following Devon Comedian Chris Leworthy from #BGT. Oh no, I've just won the UK Humblebrag championships again. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #MaskedSingerUK #UKPunDay
Gareth George - Groan.. @groanman2020
8K Followers 7K Following My wife wants to spice up our sex life with a broken hosepipe, which is very kinky.
ahf (Tony) @ahf77118198
3K Followers 4K Following "The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread." - Anatole French
ᴍᴇʟɪꜱꜱᴀ �.. @emm_fl_95
2K Followers 2K Following 28.Loves books, reading, writing, acting, video games, true crime, and many other things. Laughs at own jokes. 💁🏻♀️👍🏻
Because Columbia @BecauseColumbia
473 Followers 1K Following Love everything about famously hot Columbi-YEAH! Mall Walking Champion 5 years running!
Professor Resistance .. @ResistProfessor
44K Followers 45K Following Let America be America again. Let it be the dream it used to be. #TwistedResisters #Indivisible #FBR Blocked by @DLoesch IN 8th #WaveCastIN
4NT1F4-CI2018 @CI20181
1K Followers 5K Following Vaxxed & Masked.Husband/father. Always trying to be a better human. Mostly retweets.
Lewis Shepherd @lewisshepherd
7K Followers 6K Following Work in DC + Palo Alto, play on the web. Specialist in advanced technologies for governments, and I consult/teach/write for fun.
Jacko @albolt76
21K Followers 20K Following 🌹Sport ⚽ Music 🎵 Books 📚 Left of centre. Wordle Wonder League, World Cups + JZFM hashtag games Saturday at 3PM 🌹
John-Paul Keates @jpkeates
3K Followers 4K Following The thane of groans. Mostly jokes. Now ritual is the husk of faith and loyalty, the beginning of confusion. No DMs https://t.co/E5oGlpnyLk
Fi 🇪🇺 @rahhead01
13K Followers 13K Following Mum to Bethany and wife to Steve 💕 JZ FM games daily 3pm with @albolt76 @zeddeee @MrFlibble72LFC
Richard Pulsford: Lan.. @RichardPulsford
9K Followers 8K Following UK Pun Champion 2022 & current SCOTY runner-up. Top 10 Jokes EdinFringe 2019-22. 2024 tour: Get Rich Quick. JOKE BOOK Punball Wizard PODCAST It Just So Happened
LunchyMcPunface @LunchyMcPunface
2K Followers 3K Following Join in the fun and tweet your ORIGINAL pun between 12:00 and 13:00 BST weekdays adding #LunchPun, AND #RateMyPun if you want to join in the day's competition
Alexander S. Vindman .. @AVindman
952K Followers 2K Following Dad. Spouse to @natsechobbyist. Vet. NYT Best-selling Author. Ex NSC/WH Staff. Senior Advisor @votevets. Dr. & Senior Fellow, SAIS, JHU. 🧵 @alexander_s_vindman
mike luckovich @mluckovichajc
67K Followers 418 Following Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Find me on Facebook: Mike Luckovich AJC.
Annie Agar @AnnieAgar
551K Followers 2K Following content creator. NFL correspondent at @stadium. I like putting teams in uncomfortable meetings 🏈 for inquiries: [email protected]
Wholesome Music Notat.. @WholesomeNote
15K Followers 74 Following Cataloging wholesome music notation. Parody account & participant of the Threatening Music Notation Cinematic Universe. Banner by @threatnotation
valerie bertinelli @Wolfiesmom
578K Followers 839 Following indulge 🤍 https://t.co/g6zgskzXU8 https://t.co/5QoJQzzMR4
Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote
751K Followers 15K Following FOLLOW ME ON POST: https://t.co/zAaaooO31j AND THREADS: https://t.co/hDci375oDX
Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace
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Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
221K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
Maureen O'Halloran @maureenoh
31 Followers 143 Following she/her/they/their - stayin home most days with my doggo - we'll see what happens
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚘.. @lostsupper
9K Followers 514 Following Author Taras Grescoe's quest for ancient flavors. Words @SmithsonianMag @NatGeo @guardian Option: @veltre https://t.co/VHH6ooa0Qp https://t.co/IY68jagrHX
internet hall of fame @InternetH0F
2.8M Followers 840 Following alt @TPayst | credit is given when original source is known. if no credit is listed, OP can DM us with credit request.
Regional American Foo.. @RegionalUSFood
174K Followers 3 Following Shining a light on regional dishes from around the US since 2021 — featured in @Salon, @SFExaminer, @AtlasObscura, and more. Curated by @bromf3. Submit via DM
Aviation @webflite
880K Followers 90 Following Bringing you the best scroll-stopping aviation related content daily!
Samantha Cristoforett.. @AstroSamantha
1.0M Followers 1K Following @ESA astronaut, back on Earth! #SoyuzTMA15M, #Crew4, ISS #Exp42/43, #Exp67/68 Also on TikTok! https://t.co/kuUkGq2FpP Not a Twitter Blue subscriber.
Oklahoma Department o.. @OKWildlifeDept
247K Followers 1K Following We manage & protect fish & wildlife, along with their habitats, while also growing a community of hunters & anglers, partnering with those who love the outdoors
@miami_rick ✈️�.. @miami_rick
61K Followers 417 Following Family, dogs, airplanes. #B747 Captain. @kiaherlich’s other half. -Views are always my own- @flying_PostIt
Threatening Music Not.. @ThreatNotation
362K Followers 12 Following Cataloguing threatening music notation. DM submissions welcome—please include source whenever possible.
Karen Ewers McHugh @KarenMcEwe
232 Followers 1K Following Genealogy maven, seeker of truth, lifelong travelaholic, reader, friend of animals everywhere. 🇨🇦🇺🇸
Heather @HeatherR411
36K Followers 34K Following woman, mom, wife, friend, #MFT, #MOT, #FloatingHarborsyndrome, #FloatingHarborSyndrome, #FHS mama, my son’s #SpecialEducation advocate, #SanDiego, #Democrat
Mike Baker @HawkGold1
10K Followers 11K Following
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Dr Jo Ball @DrJEBall
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Chef Michael Tsonton @ChefTsonton
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John Lennon @johnlennon
750K Followers 1K Following Keep on playing those Mind Games together♟️Raising the spirit of Peace & Love ✌️♥️ Quotes in John's words 💁 Managed by The John Lennon Estate. ䷀⊙🏳️
animals going goblin .. @mischiefanimals
1.4M Followers 275 Following goblin guy posting goblin goons (and whatever else I find funny)
The Beatles Earth @BeatlesEarth
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StephBB @writesteph
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no context memes @weirddalle
1.7M Followers 462 Following memes and weird ai generations | dm for promo | @hardaipics | follow my IG
January 6th Committee @January6thCmte
735K Followers 9 Following Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol | Representative @BennieGThompson, Chairman
June Thorpe @JuneThorpe9
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Nina Willburger @DrNWillburger
54K Followers 6K Following Archaeologist | Permanent Representative of the Director @ALM_BaWue | Adjunct lecturer State Academy of Fine Arts Stuttgart | Private account, views are mine 🖖
BlueSauron👁️ @Blue_Sauron
223K Followers 122 Following Provide coverage on the military side of a conflict, currently focusing on || #Ukraine #Donbas ||
Moose Chuckle Tags @MooseChuckleTag
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🇺🇦 Ukraine Weap.. @UAWeapons
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Brooke @bctyszka
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Mitchell Clements @mitch_ux
987 Followers 757 Following Sr. Product Design Manager ✨ Speaker & Storyteller ✨ Career Coach ✨ Design Leader ✨ Follow me for insights on UX Design 👋
Rick Steves' Europe @RickStevesEur
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Everyday Astronaut @Erdayastronaut
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The All New Dom Show @TheNewDomShow
3K Followers 2K Following I tweet a lot. I mean - lots and lots. Sorry about that. Artist, musician, socialist. Fixer of everything.
Jan Mouzone @redz041
3K Followers 4K Following
@ThreatNotation It’s the whole thing and it’s self-accompanied on piano
I’m at the World Character Summit in Hanyu City
If I had a nickel for every time a legal pundit said something “shouldn’t cause a significant delay” when it absolutely caused a significant delay, I could buy Greenland.
His line about the fact that Trump is now running for President is utter, complete BULLCRAP. If Garland was worried about that, he should have appointed a special counsel back in MARCH OF 2020! There isn't one GODDAMN POLITICAL REALITY NOW that he didn't know would happen THEN!
@MuellerSheWrote Then he should have indicted.. He's the ATTORNEY GENERAL. He knows if they have the goods or not.
James Garner is trending. Which allows me to share one of the coolest things ever. The Rockford Files in Lego. 🎥 YT: Green Leaf Productions
These might be the final hours of Twitter, dear followers. If you want, you can find me on Mastodon: @[email protected] For what may be my last post here, I choose one of my favourite objects in our collections: the mummy portrait of Eirene. One of...1/2
@TheRealPOH Customers can record TNF games for the ability to pause, fast-forward and rewind during the game and watch a replay after the games. To Record TNF games, click “Record Thursday Night Football” on the detail page. More information can be found here: amzn.to/3ANP0hF. -Rose
If Twitter is about to stop working, I’d like to close with cuteness. And a beach. And a sunset. But mostly cuteness.
Now, the hour has come for a new generation to lead the Democratic Caucus that I so deeply respect. I am grateful that so many are ready and willing to shoulder this awesome responsibility.
I'll never get over how every Mar-A-Lago woman has the same creepy Uncanny Valley / Stepford vibe.
worth reading steady.substack.com/p/dont-taunt-t…
If the agenda is so ambitious, surely it received significant news coverage during the campaign…
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