n/a @TheReverendPete
Joined August 2010-
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Why do none of my irl friends care about my @taylorswift13 videos from last night?
which show is better, rocket power or spongebob? rt for rocket power fav for spongebob trying to prove a point
when life hands u lemons, throw them at shoobies
At this point, I hope Kiki doesn’t love him.
[tomorrow] TRUMP: M&Ms are the worst candy. Really bad [aide whispers in ear] TRUMP: The M&M wrapper is also bad
Waiting for @realDonaldTrump’s response to @Eminem like....
It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.
Bitch you eating again ?!!! -my debit card
Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations
Sooo the eclipse was cool and all, but could you go ahead and do whatever you're about to do @taylorswift13
Ok, you have my attention. x.com/taylorswift13/…
Ok, you have my attention. x.com/taylorswift13/…
Trump kept his promise of more jobs once elected. He just left out the part where they'd all be for lawyers he'd have to hire for himself.
This is what the Electoral College map would look like if my gramma made it. I would have done this joke earlier but she is slow at quilting
Pepsi: "We had the worst PR disaster in history" United: "Hold my Pepsi"
YOU, POLITICALLY IGNORANT, OFFERING ME A DRINK: is Pepsi ok? ME, THIRSTY BUT EXTREMELY WOKE: no, it is not. It is not at all.
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@JasonZacharyTN If you think the answer is mental health, how about funding the mental healthcare system, increasing access to mental healthcare by expanding Medicaid and passing an ERPO to keep guns away from people in mental health crisis?
everyone -- and I mean EVERYONE -- with a brain knew, in their bones, deep down, beyond all excuses, lies, or spin, back during her confirmation hearings, that Amy Coney Barret would vote to overturn Roe v Wade was obvious from everything we SAW she was a "pro" Handmaid's Tale
Twitter not being chronological right now is infuriating
Y’all ever like get a crush on someone and start thinking shit like “maybe if I make cookies for everyone at work tomorrow he’ll be like “wow she’s so talented and wifey material and will bake me things I love her” and it’s so fucking stupid but yet here I am
I went to Hooters for my 15th birthday before I was even a lesbian. Why didn’t anyone tell me
Crazy how in grad school a B stands for Bitch That Is Good Enough !
Wearing a Bama Jersey to a Super Bowl party because I have to remind everyone that’s the only football worth caring about.
I really need to clean all the Taco Bell receipts out of my purse before someone thinks I’m some sort of psycho
I wish guys would understand the glory of being able to go several days without washing your hair
UPDATE: turns out cute guy is actually the worst. Let this be a lesson to us all.
If Sharpay isn’t your favorite character in High School Musical, what are you even doing.