David Sanders Sharp @TheSharpDavid
Comedian, writer, failure. Sidekick on the Sharp Balloons show. (He/Him) https://t.co/j6u0bsT02I doctor-dad.com/blog-2/ Granada Hills, Los Angeles Joined June 2010-
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The down-ballot races are where your vote has the most impact. #Vote
David Sanders Sharp retweeted
The Sharps! What a treat I got to see you everyday at con. What an honor it is to call you 2 friends. I'm so grateful for y'all and continue to spread all the balloon joy and chaos on the platform.
This is a post to say that I am at Twitchcon and am totally failing at posting anything about Twitchcon except for this post about being at Twitchcon and how I’m failing to post about being at Twitchcon.
David Sanders Sharp retweeted
*FREE* LIMITED EDITION MERCH ALERT! Iggy x RaidSaber™️ mug! Check my Twitch channel for how to qualify - and be sure to download Raid: Shadow Legends for free! strms.net/raid_sharpball… and yes, today's stream is #sponsored and loving it @RaidRPG
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New #MouseGuard short story 'King, Knight, Fool, Villain' read aloud by @TheSharpDavid: youtu.be/A1lm_necUII
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TODAY in the 7pm hour (east) Mr. Sharp from Sharp Balloons channel will be joining my stream to read aloud my latest #MouseGuard short story 'King, Knight, Fool, Villain'. Come watch me ink Mouse Guard & stick around for @TheSharpDavid's Velvet Baritone twitch.tv/davidpetersen
Reading a short @mouseguard story on David Petersen's channel tonight at 4ish. Join us if you like anthropomorphic rodentia, incredible art, or just enjoy the sound of my voice. Join us before we raid: twitch.tv/sharpballoons Or you can meet us here: twitch.tv/davidpetersen
“Well, that was a nice trip!” -Porter, upon returning home from hospital
Two down, one to go 💪 #Vaccinated #Vaccine #VaccineNation #Vax #Vaxxed #ToddlerVax
David Sanders Sharp retweeted
3yo (reading): p... l... d... Me: I think that’s an “a” 3yo: no, that’s a “d” Me: pretty sure that’s an “a” 3yo: hey, let’s argue!
David Sanders Sharp retweeted
Nurse Natalie: Are you gonna be brave today? 3yo: I’m brave everyday. 💉 #vaccine #1down2togo #finally @pfizer
Porter filled out his ballot, and you should too. #Vote 🇺🇸🗳👍🏻
1pm PST start time today!
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On a heavier note: you know what’s confusing? MORE DELAYS so as not to be “confusing”. Explain it to me like I have a 3yo.
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Wait... who's that on the #TwitchFridge ? Balloon Art: finally getting the prestige treatment it deserves... see you Monday, fools!
Wait... who's that on the #TwitchFridge ? Balloon Art: finally getting the prestige treatment it deserves... see you Monday, fools!
3yr old: “This is the BEST lunch I ever had!” *refuses to eat any more*
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