When Gwess smashes that bird and it turns out to be full of tiny human limbs you know you're in for some Deadly Assassin bullshit
I AM ON MY FUCKING WAY AT A VERY HIGH VELOCITY
@PUA_DATING_TIPS Most people don't listen to the lyrics, but they really should! Because it's not just about the joy of conformity or the importance of having friends, it's a statement about the band itself!
"Why are you making gyūdon at two AM, Dalek?"
"Because I've lost control of my life"
Wordle 219 6/6
It's Attack on Titan night
And everything's gone to shite
@ClarkySnap I know, I've killed her before. I just have three years of rust to shake off, is all.
@swagamemnon22 Must taste better than a Cleveland steamer
Or dutch pancakes
@DivyMoon This picture needs one to two more nipples than present
If you were to loudly complain at the office water cooler that you can't wank to the cartoon chocolate any more because its shoes aren't sexy enough, you would quickly learn to keep that shit on the DL. On Fox News, it's a headline on Tucker Carlson. twitter.com/Tamaracade1/st…
@swagamemnon22 People tell you you should be getting back to normal and into the old routine without realizing that saying you should just accept and let go of the fact that you lost 3-5 years of personal growth because humans are cunts is actually a pretty big ask emotionally
@Baddiel I'm sorry to hear that your dad is gone, but surely toasting him is not kosher
Hey, BBC. Just a small thing. They're not EU checks, they're the basic checks you have to go through when you're coming into a country. Also they're not new, we just decided we don't want to be part of the EU any more.