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“4chan isn’t cool, you know what’s cool? 8chan.”
“4chan isn’t cool, you know what’s cool? 8chan.”
Cat signed on for a fight but the dog thinks it's a dance off.
Cat signed on for a fight but the dog thinks it's a dance off.
Jared Jones just banished Brice Turang to the shadow realm
Censorship On The Rise: This Alabama School District Just Banned The Young Adult Classic ‘Mr. Potato Head’s Guide To Tantric Massage’ From Its Libraries clickhole.com/censorship-on-…
Susan is once again wearing her Simpsons jacket she received in 1995 when she guest-starred as Bart's ballet teacher in "Homer vs. Patty and Selma." Every guest star typically gets a jacket (or at least used to). She often wears hers publicly, more than any other guest star.
Susan is once again wearing her Simpsons jacket she received in 1995 when she guest-starred as Bart's ballet teacher in "Homer vs. Patty and Selma." Every guest star typically gets a jacket (or at least used to). She often wears hers publicly, more than any other guest star.
Me every Arbor Day
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“5.2 magnitude earthquake in New Jersey? I heard it was Ginny Sacc falling out of her chair”
oh is a seismic eventball happening 🙄
Was there just an earthquake in New Hampshire??? I’ve never been there, just curious.
and detective bud white, who did not die!
As I continue on with my 642nd (made up number) Seinfeld rewatch, here is a not exhaustive thread about People You May Have Forgotten Guested on Seinfeld. It's gonna be a long one!
https://t.co/TokvxVWcea
I dunno, maybe making a movie that’s a good movie would be an interesting concept to bring to these sequels
Valondar @VK_HM
5K Followers 5K Following Podcaster for @FlyingPodcastle. valondar on steam, Kegg on TrekBBS, Eternalykegg on Reddit. TI Forum Admin. @StarTrekFilms @lemonwensday
Weaz @Spice__Weasel
1K Followers 397 Following Bring! Back! Short! Basketball! Shorts!! & Titus Forever
Mrs. Peel @mrs__peel
2K Followers 2K Following Fashionable secret agent, hard-drinking oyster pirate, and Toastie. (she/her). @mrspeel.bsky.social
⬅️Real Name @FutureHasbeen
2K Followers 1K Following Journalist who covered cocktails, culture, and events in the Before Times. he/him
stefa pie @stefapie
2K Followers 682 Following A moderately influential warlord, terrifying and efficient (she/they) https://t.co/ERmMbzLPnD
Damn This Sideways Ho.. @MadJaymilton
502 Followers 950 Following probably misses his old glasses // he/him
Unsolicited Dik @chaensaw
918 Followers 776 Following Avocadoan, Ex-AVC, Toast friend, antifascist, militant trans ally, he/him. 🏳️🌈 Same handle at all those other places.
F♯A♯∞, fka ☕�.. @coopercooperco
35K Followers 914 Following twitter punished me for my sins but I will never repent
no longer posting her.. @sarah_jwh
1K Followers 272 Following only keeping this open to give out codes. dm me if we know each other.
dj mr showmanship @voellig
1K Followers 696 Following Our world is the world of gummi candies. We do not let ourselves become distracted from that.
🐋 @logicbutton
1K Followers 780 Following make a ten-season prestige drama about the backstory to Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice, you cowards. she/her but also your poster boyfriend
Mama’s Mojo Dojo Ca.. @1c3B3rgMama
2K Followers 909 Following https://t.co/S83q4QsEgQ @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social she who shall be obeyed / her will be done. mother of triplets. https://t.co/QsyxDrpVc0
faboolah @azninthesun
4K Followers 1K Following i’m your crush’s crush ~ it’s been evening all day long ~devout Silver Jew~
Ernie LuckMan @ErnieLies
2K Followers 2K Following brutally handsome. handsomely brutal ; wallet inspector
Lisan al Gaib Truther @deliciousmalk
415 Followers 544 Following Chicago via NYC and Boston. Conceptual Piss Artist. Do you read Sutter Cane?
Jay. @LLCoolJalen
1K Followers 886 Following I just be tweetin & shit. I really love talkin bout music also.
Diane @Diane0739643903
45 Followers 909 Following
Gloria @saikiyo1469658
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Leszek @zlap_oddech
449 Followers 5K Following Coach Breath - BUTEYKO I TLENOWA PRZEWAGA -(oxygen advance) HIPNOZA
Love thy neighbor: we.. @CCSDMaskUp
2K Followers 851 Following Commentary from a coloradan parent who wants people to understand the COVID situation in Colorado. Tweets A LOT about masks. Blocks misinformation spreaders
Samantha Soto @SamanthaSo81779
145 Followers 1K Following
Omar Abdelouaret @OmarAbdelouare3
64 Followers 1K Following Omar Abdelouaret. supervisor of students. City Doha Country Morocco /Marrakech Cingle.
Baddie bey🐝🌈 @sodapoprockss
588 Followers 5K Following proud 🏳️⚧️ WOMAN HRT since 2020 happy little🧚🏽♀️🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
Cats Lovers worldwide.. @we_love_cats_
2K Followers 2K Following We Love Cats & Kittens. Follow us if you love Cats & Kittens too! 🙏 DM For Credit / Removal 🎥.
Light Ryland @LightRyland
2K Followers 5K Following Multi planet internet ✨ Believe in yourself 🧘🏼♀️ We're watching you watch me. 👀
Liminal Bard Lyre Ask.. @LiminalLore
0 Followers 7 Following Loquacious Elegist, Poetic Shit Specialist
Standplaats Krakow @DeTyfus
1K Followers 5K Following @Standplaats_KRK is out of Twitter jail, y'all! PAYPAL IN BIO: https://t.co/ZySnKsIFgN Keeping this account a little bit more active just in case.
J. D. Nelson @madverse
142K Followers 152K Following Poet • Author: 𝙞𝙣 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 (Post-Asemic Press) https://t.co/s9qbheAbR4 • poetry, micropoetry, Dada, Surrealism, haiku • Ⓥ • More: https://t.co/61ev4MkLt8 ❤️
yogabbagabagool @posterinexile
555 Followers 769 Following The once and future poster. God’s sleepiest soldier. Arguably competent lawyer. Certified lil’ sweetie.
What's on Netflix @whatonnetflix
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Sexangary Arboleya @goodgaz2
437 Followers 5K Following
kittenzergslays @kittenzergslays
271 Followers 617 Following masochism isn’t the only reason I’m a healer. bites but vaccinated. for the Horde. holy af.
Beauty & Trend MUA Ma.. @Maurici27100373
173 Followers 872 Following Artista 🎨 Filántropo 🦚 Músico y Bohemio 🇨🇦 Cosmopolita, Emprendedor, Sagaz, Leal e Irreverente 🗽 MakeUp and Beauty Art
Science Porpoise @SciencePorpoise
148 Followers 898 Following RTs and reply guy. very few original posts.
Ron Figliomeni @Zeowolfrider300
1K Followers 3K Following if you can find me in the darkness ill be your light courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality #roboticgang #ottogang #steezyarmy #SUPERFAMILY
Junior Ganymede @JuniorGanymede
197 Followers 781 Following 🏳️🌈 What is the most damage I can do, given my biography, abilities, and commitments, to the racial order and rule of capital?
Nabors @DavdNabors
2K Followers 5K Following intellectual, singer/songwriter, educator in music, politics, History, Government, Religion, to much dishonesty in America in Religion, Business and Government.
Jackson Newhouse @JackRNewhouse
385 Followers 2K Following I like databases that are big and only barely databases. CTO of @ArroyoSystems. he/him
Lesley Gallivan @GallivanLesley
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D @DenialSloss
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Cowboy Cat Ranch @CowboyCatRanch
6K Followers 4K Following Non-profit • Named after cat Cowboy • We study cats • We help cats
Too Big To Fail @Too_Big_To_Fail
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Hanburglar 🚮 @tiddieconsults
761 Followers 706 Following
Tusken Tiberius (DL) @TiberiusTusken
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Mortimer Goth @DMan_DC2020
294 Followers 1K Following Send dikdik pics (DMs open) Mastodon: @[email protected] Hive Social: @ sparkydc
kevin @sweetboymurphy
744 Followers 3K Following listen to the sessions with kevin, michael, and liam on spotify and soundcloud
Valondar @VK_HM
5K Followers 5K Following Podcaster for @FlyingPodcastle. valondar on steam, Kegg on TrekBBS, Eternalykegg on Reddit. TI Forum Admin. @StarTrekFilms @lemonwensday
Weaz @Spice__Weasel
1K Followers 397 Following Bring! Back! Short! Basketball! Shorts!! & Titus Forever
Mrs. Peel @mrs__peel
2K Followers 2K Following Fashionable secret agent, hard-drinking oyster pirate, and Toastie. (she/her). @mrspeel.bsky.social
⬅️Real Name @FutureHasbeen
2K Followers 1K Following Journalist who covered cocktails, culture, and events in the Before Times. he/him
stefa pie @stefapie
2K Followers 682 Following A moderately influential warlord, terrifying and efficient (she/they) https://t.co/ERmMbzLPnD
Damn This Sideways Ho.. @MadJaymilton
502 Followers 950 Following probably misses his old glasses // he/him
Unsolicited Dik @chaensaw
918 Followers 776 Following Avocadoan, Ex-AVC, Toast friend, antifascist, militant trans ally, he/him. 🏳️🌈 Same handle at all those other places.
F♯A♯∞, fka ☕�.. @coopercooperco
35K Followers 914 Following twitter punished me for my sins but I will never repent
no longer posting her.. @sarah_jwh
1K Followers 272 Following only keeping this open to give out codes. dm me if we know each other.
dj mr showmanship @voellig
1K Followers 696 Following Our world is the world of gummi candies. We do not let ourselves become distracted from that.
🐋 @logicbutton
1K Followers 780 Following make a ten-season prestige drama about the backstory to Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice, you cowards. she/her but also your poster boyfriend
Mama’s Mojo Dojo Ca.. @1c3B3rgMama
2K Followers 909 Following https://t.co/S83q4QsEgQ @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social she who shall be obeyed / her will be done. mother of triplets. https://t.co/QsyxDrpVc0
faboolah @azninthesun
4K Followers 1K Following i’m your crush’s crush ~ it’s been evening all day long ~devout Silver Jew~
Ernie LuckMan @ErnieLies
2K Followers 2K Following brutally handsome. handsomely brutal ; wallet inspector
Lisan al Gaib Truther @deliciousmalk
415 Followers 544 Following Chicago via NYC and Boston. Conceptual Piss Artist. Do you read Sutter Cane?
Jay. @LLCoolJalen
1K Followers 886 Following I just be tweetin & shit. I really love talkin bout music also.
Chris Bianchi @BianchiWeather
25K Followers 1K Following Husband | @9NEWS meteorologist | @ametsoc CHALA Broadcast Lead 🇨🇱 | @nwas Seal of Approval | ⚽ PxP
Intuitive Machines @Int_Machines
94K Followers 376 Following We open access to the Moon for the progress of humanity.
Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson
100K Followers 97 Following The gangsta who’s dissin' your flygirl
JWeiland @JPWeiland
27K Followers 189 Following Scientist. Infectious disease modeler. Tweets and spelling mistakes are my own Models and analysis seen on @Newsweek @Fortunemagazine @FaceTheNation @NYMag
Love thy neighbor: we.. @CCSDMaskUp
2K Followers 851 Following Commentary from a coloradan parent who wants people to understand the COVID situation in Colorado. Tweets A LOT about masks. Blocks misinformation spreaders
out of context 30 Roc.. @30rockposts
19K Followers 4 Following
yogabbagabagool @posterinexile
555 Followers 769 Following The once and future poster. God’s sleepiest soldier. Arguably competent lawyer. Certified lil’ sweetie.
depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki
880K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
The Worst Idea of All.. @TWIOATpod
4K Followers 5 Following A perfect podcast by @tim_batt and @guy_mont
Junior Ganymede @JuniorGanymede
197 Followers 781 Following 🏳️🌈 What is the most damage I can do, given my biography, abilities, and commitments, to the racial order and rule of capital?
People's CDC @PeoplesCDC
37K Followers 40 Following People from all walks of life who care about reducing the harmful impacts of COVID. All volunteer and independent of political & corporate interests.
Too Big To Fail @Too_Big_To_Fail
3K Followers 1K Following 7th generation New Yorker, labor union activist, employment lawyer.
kittenzergslays @kittenzergslays
271 Followers 617 Following masochism isn’t the only reason I’m a healer. bites but vaccinated. for the Horde. holy af.
Simpsons Albums @SimpsonsAlbums
85K Followers 685 Following “Ahh... I can see the music.” —Lisa Simpson
Fishtopher and Friend.. @mrfishtopher
110K Followers 371 Following saddie now a baddie living in MD 🐟FIV+ internet cat trying to help other cat friends! 🐠run by both paw-rents but mostly momager
Jared Polis @jaredpolis
132K Followers 6K Following Platinum recording artist, father, entrepreneur, education, baseball, tech, politics, gaymer - Former member of Congress, Governor of CO 🇺🇸 🌐🇺🇦⚾️⛷ ⛰🏳️🌈
Meredith Marakovits @M_Marakovits
135K Followers 560 Following YES - Yankees clubhouse reporter Instagram: mmarakovits YouTube 📺: https://t.co/Cnw4fXVb1Y
Derek Jeter @derekjeter
413K Followers 23 Following Sleep-deprived father to four. HOF Class of 2020. @JeterTurn2 @PlayersTribune @GreatnessWins @ArenaClub
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren
6.9M Followers 508 Following U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
river buddy butcher �.. @rivbutcher
106K Followers 2K Following comedy central half hour "a different kind of dude" streaming 1.27 https://t.co/47zAFADQ9V
Nestor Cortes @Cortes_1210
72K Followers 634 Following 28| Hialeah | Professional Baseball Player. 🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺
Chris Kirschner @ChrisKirschner
30K Followers 568 Following I cover the Yankees for @TheAthletic. 🎙️@viewsfrom314ft. Bronx native. 2021 NSMA Georgia Sportswriter of the Year. @UFJSchool grad. Master's: @mujschool.
Jackson Newhouse @JackRNewhouse
385 Followers 2K Following I like databases that are big and only barely databases. CTO of @ArroyoSystems. he/him
Jose Trevino @HipHipJose5
57K Followers 2K Following Father. Baseball player in the New York Yankees Organization. “What you do is so loud I can’t hear what you say” #DreamBig. MMT❤️
NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb
3.3M Followers 65 Following The world's most powerful space telescope. Launched: Dec. 25, 2021. First images revealed: July 12, 2022. Verification: https://t.co/ChOEslj1j5
Stacey McGunnigle @TheStaceyMcG
3K Followers 661 Following she/her • reality tv sommelier. currently on @22_Minutes on @CBC
Favorite movie lines @TitlesInMedia
155K Followers 0 Following For when the title is said by a character in films, games or TV.
cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
2.1M Followers 25 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • MERCH 👇👇
k.c. novak YOUR MILLI.. @funnygirlblues
733 Followers 586 Following Phailure Waller-Bridge. Joke writer. Writer writer. Standup. American Dropout. Fears: the sea, raccoons, Taylor Swift.
Serge Gainsbourg @BKWelles
6K Followers 2K Following This Nation's Saving Grace / Alt - @ChuckHighway
kevin @sweetboymurphy
744 Followers 3K Following listen to the sessions with kevin, michael, and liam on spotify and soundcloud
Mortimer Goth @DMan_DC2020
294 Followers 1K Following Send dikdik pics (DMs open) Mastodon: @[email protected] Hive Social: @ sparkydc
Star Trek Pitchbot @USSPitchbot
136 Followers 13 Following These are the voyages of the starship Pitchbot. Its continuing mission: to replace humanoid writers with AI. Boldly going where no bot has gone before.
Business Genious @slow_learner0
880 Followers 969 Following Movie Lover / Tubi Fan / Avid Reader / S. Craig Zahler Apologist
Tony Hawk @tonyhawk
4.4M Followers 9K Following Pro skater, father, husband, videogame character, CEO, philanthropist & public skatepark advocate. Old AF and still skating.
Jonathan Loáisiga @loaisiga43_
31K Followers 82 Following Pitcher for the New York Yankees "always blessed" 🙏🏼 🇳🇮
Hell yeah high leverage Michael Tonkin
The phrase “peaceful transfer of power” appears nowhere in the Constitution. Therefore, the Roberts Supreme Court is rightly using various stall tactics to keep Trump from ever going on trial. by Jonathan Turley
“4chan isn’t cool, you know what’s cool? 8chan.”
Aaron Sorkin is writing a movie about January 6. Described as a quasi-sequel to ‘The Social Network’ that follows the rise of misinformation-for-profit online that may have led to January 6. (Source: @MattBelloni)
Wilco- Star Wars (2015)
I’m pretty sure daily showers are mildly deleterious to health but I needs to wash my ass at least once per day. We live in a society etc
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
I don’t approve of these new arby’s commercials. they’re downplaying the importance of their beeflike signature sandwich
Being 35 is falling asleep on the couch weird once 6 months ago and my elbow is still sore
Happy Al Pacino Day
Future injured Yankee Mason Miller now in to pitch.
wow wait until the judges on the supreme court learn how criminal trials work for literally everyone everywhere all the time, theyre going to be furious
Alito described consquences for Trump of going to trial: "That may involve great expense, and it may take up a lot of time. And during the trial, the former president may be unable to engage in other activities that the former president would want to engage in and then the…
6 Times Mom Kicked Dad Out Only To Have Him Build A New Life For Himself Where He Was Absolutely Thriving Within A Matter Of Hours clickhole.com/6-times-mom-ki…
Boy, now I say boy, another one of them aeroplanes done hit that big city World Trade Center
Mitch McConnell, in his speech after voting to acquit Trump in 2021: "We have a criminal justice system in this country. We have civil litigation. And former presidents are not immune from being held accountable by either one." Very popular take at the time!
Want a completely different Russell Crowe exorcism film each year, where he plays different characters with different roles in the exorcism process.
First trailer for ‘THE EXORCISM’, starring Russell Crowe. In theaters on June 7.
Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
I respect Discovery for bringing the Breen back in a big way but I notice they now have titles like ‘Primarch.’ Are they afraid to call their leaders Thots anymore
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
Harvey Weinstein's 2020 rape conviction has been overturned by a New York appeals court. New York’s highest court found the judge in Weinstein’s trial had shown prejudice by allowing women to testify about allegations that were not part of the case. Details here:…
Men used to have jobs like carpenter, mechanic, lumberjack. Now they only have jobs like email.
“Also, these glasses are the only thing holding back my powerful optic blast.”
#Challengers director Luca Guadagnino: “It’s beautiful to kiss people! That’s what I want to say. People, kiss! Do not make war.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lE2uD
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