⬅️Real Name @FutureHasbeen
Journalist who covered cocktails, culture, and events in the Before Times. he/him clippings.me/michaeldarling Somewhere in Los Angeles Joined May 2013-
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bloody press vests laid outside the white house correspondents’ dinner for all the palestinian journalists killed
me in the movie theater as soon as the challengers score started playing
(NBA on TNT watching Okja instead of game) SHAQ: he look just like you Chuck
Me celebrating this news:
Me celebrating this news: https://t.co/DpI9L9QdQv
MINOR CHALLENGERS SPOILERS Are we to understand Tashi had an endorsement deal with Adidas before she went to college? No way in hell the NCAA would have been cool with that in 2006.
AI enthusiasts will be like “you simply don’t have the imagination it takes to see how the world of the future will be transformed by generative AI” and then imagine an app that emails out meeting notes
They lost the next game by 36.
They lost the next game by 36.
Back to admissions tours! Gotta show em our
Back to admissions tours! Gotta show em our https://t.co/b2Yr72o0nm
This used to be regarded as antisemitism: picking a Jewish figure and accusing him of secretly conspiring to destroy our societies
This used to be regarded as antisemitism: picking a Jewish figure and accusing him of secretly conspiring to destroy our societies
Update on the @LATACO membership drive. We're @ 3,300 members. Jobs are are safe for at least the next couple of months thanks to all the donations, merch sales and premium members. But we still need 5,000 members to be fully sustainable. So we're extending our membership drive.
They walked so Challengers could run.
Weird that Elon wouldn't like Nelson Mandela's family. So strange. Wonder why that is. Curious. Hmmmm
Weird that Elon wouldn't like Nelson Mandela's family. So strange. Wonder why that is. Curious. Hmmmm
Challengers (2024)
ASU has now turned on the sprinklers to deter pro-Palestine protesters. Protesters are putting bags and items on top of the sprinklers to stop them from spraying.
viral batman posts: lol rich guy beating up shoplifters actual batman comics: batman trusts sex workers more than the police and learns each of their names. Police take Venom and beat their wives. x.com/daihime_sama/s…
viral batman posts: lol rich guy beating up shoplifters actual batman comics: batman trusts sex workers more than the police and learns each of their names. Police take Venom and beat their wives. x.com/daihime_sama/s…
Following the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s 2024 inductee announcement; the Hall only has 89 female inductees. Since they maybe just aren’t familiar with “women’s music,” I made them a handy list of potential inductees: open.substack.com/pub/michaeldar…
C) Killdozer
C) Killdozer https://t.co/6AvvHXSJ6L
“HENRY: But mom, we need to help Snapdragon get to his family in the Rainbow Lands. SNAPDRAGON: Snaaaaap.” -Snapdragon (1986) “HENRY: With Grizzlebeak and Winterwing dead, only Snapdragon can fulfill the prophecy and kill the Magequeen.” -Snapdragon Rising: The Last Dawn (2024)
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Valondar @VK_HM
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grace @GemOfAmara
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to wound the autumnal.. @goodbyedrgninn
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F♯A♯∞, fka ☕�.. @coopercooperco
35K Followers 914 Following twitter punished me for my sins but I will never repent
Valondar @VK_HM
5K Followers 5K Following Podcaster for @FlyingPodcastle. valondar on steam, Kegg on TrekBBS, Eternalykegg on Reddit. TI Forum Admin. @StarTrekFilms @lemonwensday
stefa pie @stefapie
2K Followers 682 Following A moderately influential warlord, terrifying and efficient (she/they) https://t.co/ERmMbzLPnD
Mrs. Peel @mrs__peel
2K Followers 2K Following Fashionable secret agent, hard-drinking oyster pirate, and Toastie. (she/her). @mrspeel.bsky.social
grace @GemOfAmara
3K Followers 649 Following Trans girl she/her. 'Frankly Grace has more to say about television and life in general than Taylor Swift's gal pal Karlie Kloss' – @jeremymonjo
Weaz @Spice__Weasel
1K Followers 397 Following Bring! Back! Short! Basketball! Shorts!! & Titus Forever
dj mr showmanship @voellig
1K Followers 696 Following Our world is the world of gummi candies. We do not let ourselves become distracted from that.
Ernie LuckMan @ErnieLies
2K Followers 2K Following brutally handsome. handsomely brutal ; wallet inspector
Damn This Sideways Ho.. @MadJaymilton
502 Followers 949 Following probably misses his old glasses // he/him
🐋 @logicbutton
1K Followers 780 Following make a ten-season prestige drama about the backstory to Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice, you cowards. she/her but also your poster boyfriend
Dénis B. Huppert (fr.. @dennisbhooper
22K Followers 15K Following grand nerd homosexuel. diplômes avancés en taille, homosexualité, nerdité. "coquin d'internet" - uproxx. fiction: https://t.co/RIZL8ZRWJe
sharpest of cheeses @Incog
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faboolah @azninthesun
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alan @BusDadInc
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227 Followers 7 Following @bugmanetv and @scottgairdner host the only weekly show about La Nouba, the Cirque Du Soleil show at Downtown Disney Orlando (1998-2017)
Jen Glennon @hellojenglen
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Dan Olson @FoldableHuman
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We love animals, but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm. Sadly, we just had to put down 3 horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family for 25 years. If you want more real, honest, and politically INcorrect stories that’ll have the media gasping,…
bloody press vests laid outside the white house correspondents’ dinner for all the palestinian journalists killed
You can tell the Fallout show's struck a nerve with the larger culture because twentysomethings on the internet are calling a bounty hunter in a fantasy western a "human trafficker" lmao
no fucking way lol
Elon: "The new Cybertruck can briefly serve as a truck!"
The young person whose poster this is has come to many protests since October and watching the names on her poster grow every time I see her is a punch in the gut. I cannot imagine the pain she must feel and yet on NU’s encampment I saw her actively leading things despite it all.
At Northwestern’s encampment. This is why we will not leave
@romanreloaded37 Using a song from 2022 to prove your point >>
everything becomes respectable if it lasts long enough
seeing how much the quality of pop music has declined since the 2000s-2010s is honestly crazy
do you think they have ever explored each other's bodies
What the fuck were they doing
@FutureHasbeen Crushing bath salts with my entire body
@roctakon @feelsdesperate @ohJuliatweets Yeah and I will keep wait for your special to drop. This trope is misogynistic and just not true.
@roctakon @feelsdesperate @ohJuliatweets and everybody clapped
@wolfstrength @ohJuliatweets Tell us, O Worldly One, which ‘words’ can’t one say about you? Or is it all words about folks who don’t look like you?
@EmailWmSmith @ohJuliatweets It’s Always Sunny exists and has for 12+ years and it perfected the Seinfeld formula. He’s wrong. The world simply changed in ways he failed to grasp while he was cashing Bee movie cheques.
@ohJuliatweets Conan did a great job talking about this topic on his podcast recently, that comedy isn’t harder anymore it’s just smarter
@FutureHasbeen Not as big of an issue, but I also didn't buy that three top American juniors players would be meeting for the first time at the US Open at 18. They would all have been playing at the same tournaments and doing promotional events together for years at that point.
it shouldn’t surprise me anymore, but it’s so wild to me that you don’t ever see a cop have a moral crisis on the riot line. there’s not a moment where they realize, i do not have to be here beating these people. they can set their baton down and walk away. but they never do.
"What the hell is Challengers?" "It's got Zendaya...she's in those Spider-Mans"
@elizaskinner There’s an org called Breaking the Silence that is former IDF soldiers talking about what you’re saying and working to end the occupation. It indeed traumatized them
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