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Our world is the world of gummi candies. We do not let ourselves become distracted from that. The Netherlands Joined January 2009-
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Crank: High Voltage [Taylor & Neveldine, 2009]
Having a great Kingsday (sitting at my friend’s wearing orange and drinking Prosecco saying “maybe we should go walk around?”)
My super right-wing dad has been uploading all his old CDs into his car's cool new stereo system and he says he's in a great mood now that he's listening to music and not ragebaity right-wing radio. And here I am on Twitter getting angry like usual. the old man has owned me again
I like when my cat's at his water bowl and I make a noise and he spooks like a larger predator is coming to it. you live in an apartment
"What the hell is Challengers?" "It's got Zendaya...she's in those Spider-Mans"
think the students next door are playing a techno remix of "Völlig losgelöst," or at the very least a song based on its bassline
Klaas-Jan is in a "standing around yelling for no reason" phase again
Pet Shop Boys’ brand-new album “Nonetheless” is out now on @parlophone Records and available to buy/stream at the link below. petshopboys.lnk.to/nonetheless
He’ll yeah
Happy New Pet Shop Boys Day to everyone but especially @saminutreg
at least someone’s learned from Jean-Claude van Damme
at least someone’s learned from Jean-Claude van Damme
see I think it's more like a town herald thing: he's spreading the good word, and people need to know
see I think it's more like a town herald thing: he's spreading the good word, and people need to know
the fuller Neil Tennant quote is, of course, more interesting and funnier
Orbitz (1996-1998): A line of clear, non-carbonated beverages, filled with dozens of tiny, suspended balls of what was essentially gelatin. Came in Raspberry Citrus, Blueberry Melon Strawberry, Pineapple Banana Cherry Coconut, Vanilla Orange, Black Currant Berry, and Chocolate
F♯A♯∞, fka ☕�.. @coopercooperco
35K Followers 914 Following twitter punished me for my sins but I will never repent
Valondar @VK_HM
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Weaz @Spice__Weasel
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grace @GemOfAmara
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faboolah @azninthesun
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largest rodent @capybaroness
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sharpest of cheeses @Incog
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F♯A♯∞, fka ☕�.. @coopercooperco
35K Followers 914 Following twitter punished me for my sins but I will never repent
Valondar @VK_HM
5K Followers 5K Following Podcaster for @FlyingPodcastle. valondar on steam, Kegg on TrekBBS, Eternalykegg on Reddit. TI Forum Admin. @StarTrekFilms @lemonwensday
stefa pie @stefapie
2K Followers 682 Following A moderately influential warlord, terrifying and efficient (she/they) https://t.co/ERmMbzLPnD
Mrs. Peel @mrs__peel
2K Followers 2K Following Fashionable secret agent, hard-drinking oyster pirate, and Toastie. (she/her). @mrspeel.bsky.social
Weaz @Spice__Weasel
1K Followers 397 Following Bring! Back! Short! Basketball! Shorts!! & Titus Forever
grace @GemOfAmara
3K Followers 650 Following Trans girl she/her. 'Frankly Grace has more to say about television and life in general than Taylor Swift's gal pal Karlie Kloss' – @jeremymonjo
faboolah @azninthesun
4K Followers 1K Following i’m your crush’s crush ~ it’s been evening all day long ~devout Silver Jew~
Ernie LuckMan @ErnieLies
2K Followers 2K Following brutally handsome. handsomely brutal ; wallet inspector
⬅️Real Name @FutureHasbeen
2K Followers 1K Following Journalist who covered cocktails, culture, and events in the Before Times. he/him
largest rodent @capybaroness
21K Followers 906 Following i have a stomachache.... the honorable one on @LostBroadcasts, co-host of Get Cynical #milehighbasketball i have met two capybaras in real life
Damn This Sideways Ho.. @MadJaymilton
502 Followers 950 Following probably misses his old glasses // he/him
Lisan al Gaib Truther @deliciousmalk
415 Followers 544 Following Chicago via NYC and Boston. Conceptual Piss Artist. Do you read Sutter Cane?
sharpest of cheeses @Incog
2K Followers 1K Following Naps: comfy bridge to the future! Papaw Kammah lives by no rules. (she/her)
Jim Connelly 🥁👣 @barefootjim
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Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel
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nadine doesn't live h.. @forrealnadine
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Just met a hamster named Mr. Maples at a house party.
Blew my nose and suddenly and I can hear sounds I hadn’t been hearing
growing cannabis from seed for first time and we've got four out of four stems poking out of the soil as of this morning!
"I got accidentally passed over in a trivia contest for an animation cel that I totally would've won" is the absolute dorkiest thing that I can still be legitimately bummed about
showing this guy prime era tumblr and watching him melt like the wicked witch
Challengers was so good I wish tennis was real
@GemOfAmara @JeremyMonjo the first Avatar having a Leona Lewis song is such a perfectly 2009 (derogatory) choice to make
honestly you see some big irony accounts get massive engagement but clearly don't have any real connections with other people on here and I'm like, I'm sorry, you're doing it wrong
Should not have eaten that entire sandwich. Feel drunk now
they said he’s so good and his heart and lungs and eyes are perfect 😭
can’t wait for beanie’s yearly physical/$400 trip to the vet in 30 min where they fat shame me about him and I get defensive and say WELL I THINK HES PERFECT
They’re going to have to pay for a lavish funeral when he kicks it and another lavish coronation a few months later for William, good thing the country isn’t being run by a bunch of monstrous technocrats with “AUSTERITY” tattooed behind their eyelids
King Charles’ funeral plans reportedly being updated regularly after cancer diagnosis: ‘He is really very unwell’ trib.al/LkhLs1r
There's a dumb semi-viral tweet that I should absolutely ignore but something about people smugly dismissing something because they are unwilling to even TRY to understand it gets deep under my skin Being misinformed is not important praxis even if you're On the Good Side
My dad was telling me that he pays 15 dollars a month so that he can walk into a Panera anytime he wants and get a soda or other drink. He said he does it 3 or 4 times a week. A proud Sip Club member
Broke: guy who joined the Navy because of Top Gun Bespoke: guy who joined the Air Force because of I Dream Of Genie
First listen: really liked it! Initial standouts are "Loneliness", "New London Boy", "The Schlanger Hit Parade" and "Bullet for Narcissus"
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