B T @TheyCallMeBrain

I may not be funny, but I sure am punny. Joined June 2009

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B T @TheyCallMeBrain

2 days ago

@WaddleandSilvy They don’t need a ton to put them over the top. A slightly above replacement level DB and someone who can make a modest impact on the DL (either end or inside) would do it.

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a week ago

@V_Bhatt29 @BarstoolBigCat Barstool YAK

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4 weeks ago

@BrewerSooner Man hand up, I accused a lot of OU fans of sour grapes when called LR a soft ass bitch who they didn’t want anyway, but it turns out those guys were right all along.

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@Bamainaz @TrojanFBx LMAO it’s two teams who have collectively won jack shit the last 15 years squaring off. The only difference is one of those teams won, like, A LOT in the 85 preceding the last 15. To some people that matters, to others not, but neither has come close to a championship recently.

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a month ago

@Bamainaz @TrojanFBx About the same as what Oregon’s won in the last 100, what’s your point?

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a year ago

@CobbyTakes @BarstoolBigCat No.

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a year ago

@WaddleandSilvy It’s not Poles fault It’s not Johnson’s fault It’s not Caleb’s fault This team will never win a damn thing so long as George McCaskey is in charge The fish rots from the head - this isn’t rocket science and no one in the Chicago sports media is smart enough to talk about it

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a year ago

@USC_Athletics @uscfb Bush Push.

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a year ago

@kclairerogers all contextual random sunday morning with my brother who also grew up playing and we’re trying to beat each other then going home to our kids? no drinks. 4some of buddies with nothing to do rest of the day? a couple drinks. annual golf trip with 8 guys? blacking out.

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a year ago

@atxbiddies

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a year ago

@atxbiddies When the universe gives you a free hot dog, you don’t ask why there’s no mustard on it.

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a year ago

@atxbiddies where do i send my angel investment check if big doug is in, then you know im in

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B T @TheyCallMeBrain

a year ago

@HoodiiDurant When did Giannis become Cher?

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B T @TheyCallMeBrain

2 years ago

@elonmusk Fox News: Elon Musk single handedly responsible for hilariously epic Friday night CNN: Elon Musk attempts to murder innocent X users Newsmax: Musk’s drinking game needs to be deported to El Salvador Reddit: Nazis drank alcohol - another reason Elon is building the fourth reich