Tim Ferguson @Tim5517
Joined September 2012-
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Had a dream last night @IGGYAZALEA broke into you house and told me would only hang out if I made her 3lbs of bacon. @_amont #datbacondoe
When life gets you down, there’s always the Power Armor Batsuit.
Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/U0-FOUwSLf/
A yearn to knit + A smudge of civil disobedience = Hipster Graffiti instagr.am/p/UzoGwiwSBA/
I like the way you hold that microphone, guuuurl: pic.x.com/rfU91Vta
@to_billbrasky @O_PunbelieveME Next year I hope I have a Bill Brasky of a Birthday: larger than life and full of grain alcohol
Damn, Vick's O-line is treating him like they all just joined PETA today.
@O_PunbelieveME some say there is a correlation between Brasky's love of peeing in public, beachhouse, and the warm waters fuelinghurricanes
@XSTROLOGY: A #Scorpio is a passionate, jealous and deep seated person. You cannot changethese traits and frankly they don't want to either.
"I'll leave after 1 pitcher" -says no one at Jake's Bar #yeahthatisalsomyfacebookstatus #WorkSmarterNotHarder
When someone doesn’t like the flavor of peanut butter I question their loyalty to the United States.
“@JacquelineBeale: @jewelianaburch @LadyBeef_ @RJCr0ss @Tim5517 @MichaelMessina2 im scared” i have butterfly's, I have to perform tonight
America 2012: The Learning Channel has HoneyBooBoo, History Channel has PawnStars: and the Science Channel has PumpkinChunkin
Chicks in catsuits, am I right?
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198 Followers 427 Following Honestly, I really only use twitter as my personal complaint box. Sorry (but actually not sorry) for what I said while I was hangry.
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New York Times World @nytimesworld
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Escape With Wolves @JoinTheWolves
49K Followers 28 Following 3 self-made entrepreneurs escaping the normal. New YT video every Wednesday! Snapchat: JoinTheWolves
Jeweliana Burch @jewelzsantanaa
198 Followers 427 Following Honestly, I really only use twitter as my personal complaint box. Sorry (but actually not sorry) for what I said while I was hangry.
Owen Phillips @o_phillipe
38 Followers 94 Following Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
Lauren @LipstickLungesL
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260K Followers 1 Following The hero Twitter deserves, but not the one it needs. So you'll follow him. Because he can take it. [email protected]
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200 Followers 2K Following Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste
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Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton
167K Followers 331 Following Hung like a horse and high as a giraffe's ass. Also, Ambassador to Saudi Labia. Also, not really Bill Clinton. *parody
RJ @RJCr0ss
37 Followers 110 Following
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