Tim Govers @TimGovers

here’s a cosi livs tip i just learned from my infant daughter: save money on eyebrow piercings by smearing your face with broccoli debris. unlike hats, shoes and sunglasses this will remain in place for weeks and even months due to the astonishing adhesive property of baby spit.

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Tim Govers @TimGovers

6 months ago

POV: your dad’s gone and taken you and the dog to the pub on a thursday

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Tim Govers @TimGovers

7 months ago

@DuncanMcNab I went to the launch. Very underwhelming.

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Tim Govers @TimGovers

9 months ago

oh this is a trad dad account now

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Tim Govers @TimGovers

9 months ago

it’s honestly exhausting having a perfect child because the parents of normal children make horrible comparisons they’re too tired to hide and i have to take time away from enjoying my perfect child to make up flaws

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Tim Govers @TimGovers

10 months ago

@DuncanMcNab That Chinese place was the best - a lot of the waitstaff are now at The Eight in Haymarket.

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Tim Govers @TimGovers

11 months ago

@DuncanMcNab The Joanna Lumley one was hysterically funny

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Tim Govers @TimGovers

11 months ago

@ElizabethKamel @adorablegov That was already awful as a kid in the 90s. Unbearable now.

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Tim Govers @TimGovers

11 months ago

@DuncanMcNab Just a rando SoHo cafe today.

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Tim Govers @TimGovers

11 months ago

I’m in Manhattan and not only have I been enjoying drinkable coffee, I’m being served “mate” and “no worries” right and left. The Australianisation of the USA is almost complete.

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Tim Govers @TimGovers

11 months ago

@sueytweets Congrats on the new wheels. I hired a Polestar for a road trip in WA earlier this year and loved it. One of the best cars I’ve ever driven.