The Governor @adorablegov
Take your best shot but you better not miss. In your head, always Joined May 2021-
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This pandering by the Federal government to the CFMEU is utterly disgraceful and will flow through to higher construction costs for all projects as well as exacerbate the housing shortage. Time for this outlaw organisation to be deregistered. afr.com/work-and-caree…
Travelling so often for work can be a drag but at least you get a decent feed on some other mug’s dime
BREAKING: Righteous, well paid NFP CEO, announces he is taking 3 days off work. Reassuringly, Kon doesn't want to make this about him, so after this "media release" about him, that no one asked for, it wont be about him.
BREAKING: Righteous, well paid NFP CEO, announces he is taking 3 days off work. Reassuringly, Kon doesn't want to make this about him, so after this "media release" about him, that no one asked for, it wont be about him.
Narrator: he had either not read or not understood it and despite this he cannot shut his enormous pie hole
Narrator: he had either not read or not understood it and despite this he cannot shut his enormous pie hole
Time for a chamomile and a lie down
Time for a chamomile and a lie down https://t.co/TyjS3QacuN
“Genital pouch” is woke. It’s a slippery slope to scrotal erasure
Health Minister Thomas confirms that yes - Worksafe charges against Health Dept over hotel quarantine failings (that led to deadly covid wave in Vic) have been dropped… DPP quietly discontinued proceedings yesterday.
I am staying in Mildura tomorrow night and had a bit of trouble getting accommodation. I think I just found why
So many men hiding behind anonymous profiles online, think it's fine to abuse women online. I put up an innocuous post about a bad PT route and get this from these cowards. Successful women trigger some men. And this is nothing compared to the violence towards women IRL.
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Streisand gives no fucks hahaha
Well I have a little chocolate ganache tart from Bourke St Bakery and nobody can kill my buzz so don’t even try fuckers
one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.
one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.
The BBQ chicken from Chargrill Charlie’s 😋
My coworker's family just finished the toilet paper they bought in 2020, in case you're wondering who the real villains are
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Threw his life away with a fusilli choices. Shame.
Florida man arrested after ‘throwing pasta with sauce’ amid road rage incident independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
This pandering by the Federal government to the CFMEU is utterly disgraceful and will flow through to higher construction costs for all projects as well as exacerbate the housing shortage. Time for this outlaw organisation to be deregistered. afr.com/work-and-caree…
@adorablegov I'm a big believer in spending the travel allowance
@adorablegov Glad you don’t pocket the $$ and eat tins of tuna. Enjoy Gov looks amazing! 🤩
@adorablegov Can I get the meat and garlic butter in a doggy bag please? That just looks supreme...
Oh no, two journalists are photographed together in a car. Cue misogynist and irrelevant rant.
I take anything these two write or say with a grain of salt .Hockey sticks, muffins and tuck and baseball bats off to the ball for some goss
Just got a "hateful conduct" email about a post I made using a well known phrase which both describes a biscuit you'd have with cheese and something that is really good. Twitter is the perfect representation of Seppo insularity 🙄
Thinking about the time my 9 year old ass got a hiding for referring to my Year 4 enemy as a “fugly slut” (I had been watching Mean Girls when I specifically wasn’t allowed to)
Tonight I plan to eat burgers on my doorsteps with my husband whilst we watch our kid and the kids play in the street. I can’t wait! What a lovely way to spend my birthday ❤️🙏
@JaneKin54322448 @annabelcrabb Excellent article- but most of the comments on it seem to be from rusted ons who will defend Albo. no matter what. I wonder if they realise they are exactly like Trump’s base in the US.
New rule: any account following Mike Carlton is alone sufficient, where so desired, to decline to take that account seriously.
@adorablegov “Self explanatory”? It’s really not….
Lots of shocked people realising the depth of misogyny on the left. I mean better late than never I guess but no brownie points for your late awakening.
@adorablegov Shite damn spell check thingy but hey it could be something new ☺️