Tim Parker @TimP43

Editor, father etc. That's enough isn't it? Saffron Walden Joined April 2012

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Tim Parker @TimP43

2 years ago

@anon_opin Sugar or tea in your coffee and you’re not an adult, but if you judge strangers over such utter trivia then you are an adult? Have I got that right?

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2 years ago

@pattonoswalt @UnionChapelUK Also, the Cotswolds is a nice area. Worth taking a peek at Sussex and Yorkshire as well (although not on the same day - they’re at different ends of the country).

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2 years ago

@pattonoswalt @UnionChapelUK I expect you to guest on at least five podcasts discussing Ghostwatch while you’re over here.

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@BladeoftheS My choice would be Tennant regardless, with a few choice exceptions, most of whom i know personally, of who the other choice was Oddly, the same is true of Badenoch, in that there are very few people, none of whom I know personally, who I wouldn’t stand with in preference to her

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2 years ago

@Saffronbaptist @BladeoftheS As a fellow resident of Saffron Walden, I feel your pain.

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2 years ago

@JaneyGodley Awful news, so sorry for your loss.

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2 years ago

@VikesTrophyCase @projectboy229 @timecaptales Your choice was some guy holding a trophy.

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2 years ago

@barnesy_uk @mark_bonnar Quite easy to replicate though

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2 years ago

@Jimllpaintit Never really understood people wanting to keep the gender of their baby a surprise until the big day. It’s not like there are many options - the midwife is highly unlikely to say to them ‘Congratulations, you have a bouncing baby giraffe’.

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2 years ago

@rose_matt Hi Matt. Loved your video from a while back of Netflix mismatched film titles and photos. Just browsing iPlayer and spotted one coming up on BBC4. I think Melvyn Bragg is the one on the left, but I’m not totally sure.

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2 years ago

@JamesCleverly You’re really not the greatest advert for the concept of nominative determinism are you?

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2 years ago

@ThatNeilMartin What’s worse is that it was only one week from retiring as well.

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2 years ago

@elfbatross She’s my local MP. As I’m sure you can imagine, we’re all so, so proud.

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2 years ago

@digitalplantpot @TheMekon_Venus @Blakes7Diary You ok hun?

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2 years ago

@GoldenAgeGeeks @Blakes7Diary Well I’m just glad that everybody has a sense of perspective regarding these issues.

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2 years ago

Carrion Sergeant #replaceCarryOnwithCarrion

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2 years ago

@JaneyGodley I knew there’s a reason why we don’t see Timmy Mallet on the tv anymore.

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2 years ago

@TheCinesthetic Diane Morgan

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2 years ago

@ArfurSmith Marmite?

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2 years ago

@Jimllpaintit I do that sometimes, but usually when I’ve scrolled through hundreds of replies, all the time thinking ‘nobody’s said the thing that I’m going to say yet’, only for the very last post to be exactly that.