Tim Nyland-Jones @TimSQL
I'm a SQL Server DBA. MCTS x2. I work for Northgate PLC. Opinions are my own. For marginally less predictable stuff, try @TheTNJ . nyland-jones.co.uk The grim north of England. Joined October 2009-
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BBC News - EU agrees to cap bankers' bonuses bbc.in/ZCkihq < remember this when they say the EU does nothing for us
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Birthday nearly over then, thanks to everyone for kind wishes, cards etc, I've had a lovely day.
How twitter. If I get a playstation move thing, do I still need a regular controller?
BBC News - President Barack Obama defeats Romney to win re-election bbc.in/SM1hr6 *world breathes massive sigh of relief*
RT @BrentOzarPLF: New post: Learn to Speak DBA Slang brentozar.com/archive/2012/1… < never heard of any of these, funny though!
Most shops will find it financially more appealing to bribe their DBA to put up with 2005 than to move to 2012 licensing. At least till 2016
Now I know how much it costs to licence SQL 2012 EE across 3 servers with 64 cores each.
Just done a ball-park calculation of the SQL Server licensing costs for the new servers I've spec'd. I feel sick now.
Anyone know of a UK reseller of Confio products? #sqlhelp
Just architected a massive scale-out of our SQL Server reporting solution. Hope it gets funded! #fingerscrossed
Right, if you like following me but don't like all the boring databasey stuff, head over to @TheTNJ - home of all my other stuff from now on
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Reading about multiple log files and why they're bad bit.ly/Pjvn1V cc/ @PaulRandal #SQLSkills
Finalising details of purchase of new servers and SAN - SSDs included! #itslikechristmas
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KLAXON. If @A_MitchellMP is the account of Andrew Mitchell MP, accused of calling police plebs - READ NOW. It's getting lively
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Watch Dr Who tonight at 7.30. I have a small cameo role.This is a privilege only afforded to certain people @piersmorgan will never be asked
Have to say big thanks to @DawnNJ71 - wouldn't have been able to attend anywhere near as much of #24HOP without her help & patience :)
So #24HOP is over, thanks everyone for great sessions, RTs and follows. I'm off to lie on a darkened room for 2 days...
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