Patrick Maher @TimeIsLiquid
...because we are all in this together, and no one gets out alive. Professional No Sayer. Holland, MI Joined November 2013-
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@tomtomorrow Dig. Thanks for your work. "I've sen this floor..."
@fauxshizzle It's a hate_watch. There are no likable characters but good dialog.
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When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
@fauxshizzle Nor do I, except for George. Still have historically standing and a great movie by Jackson...
@fauxshizzle Affect = pre_whatever, effect = post_whatever. 2 things: get your actual work done by 230 and wrap shit up the remaining time. 2: Watch the Beatles documentary. I know you can get through this shit. Dig
@fauxshizzle I've been falling down for years. Yet, for some reason, I keep getting up..
@fauxshizzle Inspiration of Irish Coffee: The ability to stay up late and espouse on the absurdity of existence...
A'yup...
You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.
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RETWEET for a chance to win an autographed Lucas Giolito baseball. #SilverandBlackFriday No purch. nec. Enter by 11:59 p.m. CT on 11/26/21. atmlb.com/3lf0p1Z
@DerfBackderf Just got Kent State from City Lit in Chicago. Thank you!
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@fauxshizzle You know that a proper burrito is with girrard, motz, and dipped. Eat with the Chicago Lean. Come at me...
@fauxshizzle Had a ferral cat in DC that I hung out with while smoking cigarettes. Named him Cat, because I'm not presumptuous. He brought me 'gifts ' of various gore. It was, interesting...
@fauxshizzle Two dyslexic walk into a bra...
Zayre.
You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.
@fauxshizzle Rationanation, Beef, and booze.
Of all of the 'Time History' are you going to tell me to hurry up?! Just give me a beat,,, Trust me. I'll meet you at the end/
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