Tim Chisholm @TimothyChisholm

Apparently if you are a gay male, previously found guilty of breaking wind in a confined space. You have been pardoned by the Government. Vegan Gays have been offered Post Humous pardons.

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Viz Comic @vizcomic

5 years ago

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Tim Chisholm @TimothyChisholm

5 years ago

Is it me or does Nicola Sturgeons mother look like she's going to belt out candle in the wind?

Andy @andy_eastfield

5 years ago

Is it me or does Nicola Sturgeons mother look like she's going to belt out candle in the wind? https://t.co/A3ZMJAMo9h

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5 years ago

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Tim Chisholm @TimothyChisholm

5 years ago

Since the Romans enslaved my ancestors for 400 years, I have written to the Italian government and demanded reparations of free ice cream for eternity.

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Hitchin Squirrel Rescue @AllumPaul

5 years ago

When Jason wants a drink I will bring it to him 🐿🐿🐿 because greys matter

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k @_KJM179

5 years ago

Having a scandal called #CumGate and a PM called BJ is really the icing on the cake for peak Britishness to be honest...or is it really even icing?

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Tim Chisholm @TimothyChisholm

5 years ago

My wife has just given birth and we are considering calling the newborn Covid Dominic Boris Wuhan DeFeffle Chisholm the 3rd.

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Tim Chisholm @TimothyChisholm

5 years ago

Somebody please DM me when this whole Cummings fisaco is no longer taking up 80% of my twitter feed so that I can come back. Or advise me of a filter mechanism that I don’t know about?

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There is something lovable about Angela Merkel. Even though she has a face that resembles Niki Lauda’s scrotum on the 1st August 1976. What a great summer that was. For most of us anyway. No offence intended or implied to singed scrotal skin anywhere, even on the face.

The Economist @TheEconomist

5 years ago

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WeThePeople @gaurangmorjaria

5 years ago

#poll Who would you vote for in the next UK General Election? Please Retweet once Voted- Have a lovely day!! (Please add Party name in comments if not mentioned in the slots - all votes counted; please only those eligible to vote in UK General Elections) #polls

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Tim Chisholm @TimothyChisholm

5 years ago

Has your Twitter feed been infected by the “Dominic Cummings” Virus? Retweeting or commenting on any infected post will only cause it to become more widespread. If you display any of the symptoms, which include apathy or outrage, please seek professional help.