The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

Police Dispatcher - perpetually tired - former wildland firefighter - here to share random thoughts and stories from work/life - no sane person has truly lived! 🇺🇸 Joined December 2022

Tweets

291
Followers

38
Following

84
Likes

98

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

2 months ago

Today’s County radio traffic of the day “he’s normally very gentle but they said he is upset he can’t get drugs so be warned”

0 0 0 12 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

4 months ago

Had a caller call in his girlfriend freaking out and being a “psycho ass bitch” he followed it up with “bring the straight jacket cause yous gonna need it”

0 0 2 40 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

5 months ago

Asked a called if they were pinned in their vehicle in a collision. She said “yeaaaah I am pinned. Not cause I’m injured just because I’m fat” 😂😂

0 0 0 16 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

6 months ago

I just had an older guy call in because his wife was on the phone with a scammer. As I was talking to him his wife was absolutely berating this scammer and calling him on all the bullshit. I’ve never heard someone tear into someone else like that. Highlight of my day.

0 0 0 29 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

7 months ago

People out here be brutal. In the middle of a argument one caller yelled at the other dude there “your mother died lonely bitch” I feel like there’s a story there

0 0 1 30 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

7 months ago

Just heard a Deputy on counties radio go “negative, she doesn’t want a Mexican cop”

0 0 0 29 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

10 months ago

A trainee just said on the phone with a voice totally full of confusion “uhhhhh bird killing?!?? Ohhhh barbecuing”

0 0 0 30 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

10 months ago

“Sir, is you wife awake?!?” “Uhhhhh no she’s Hispanic”

0 0 0 22 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

10 months ago

Someone just told me she believed the subject was drunk because he has almond shaped eyes… what?

0 0 0 23 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

10 months ago

Lady got rear ended today and was freaking out on the phone about being completely blind because of it. Come to find out she was eating Popeyes and ended up spraying hot sauce in her eyes when she got hit. Remember kids don’t hot sauce and drive.

0 0 0 36 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

10 months ago

“My ex-boyfriend said if police come to the apartment he’s going to kill himself!! Can y’all send officers to go check on him?!?” Uhhhhhh ma’am what exactly are your intentions

0 0 0 36 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

a year ago

Just arrested a guy who has himself listed as both of his emergency contacts on his drivers license

0 0 0 23 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

a year ago

Officers kept getting called out for an alarm call. Point of activation was the living room motion detector. The homeowner finally got someone to come out with a key so the officers could clear the house and what was it??? A deflating balloon just floating around 😂

0 0 0 32 0

The Tired Dispatcher @TiredDispatcher

a year ago

Day one with our new CAD and I get a message from my favorite officer “My entire existence has been crumbled to co workers who give me anxiety and 911 hang ups lmao. I hate it here 😂”