Agent P @roll_n_patrol
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1️⃣0️⃣1️⃣5️⃣ #GoBlue | #Winningest
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What idiot runs this account needs to be removed.
What idiot runs this account needs to be removed.
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Michigan rebuild starts this year. Need a new coach tho.
Anyone have a good recommendation for a record player? One that won’t break the bank.
Unless you’re from Michigan, you have no idea how long the fan base has waited for people like Holmes to make this origination a dynasty. It’s NEVER been a place to win. It is now.
Unless you’re from Michigan, you have no idea how long the fan base has waited for people like Holmes to make this origination a dynasty. It’s NEVER been a place to win. It is now.
This is awesome
Absolutely crazy
Illinois ranked above Michigan…whoa
Dropping the F bomb beautifully.
Between Brad Pitt and Henry Cavill…it’s hard staying on the straight team
Between Brad Pitt and Henry Cavill…it’s hard staying on the straight team
18. Wow. Kid is going to be great.
I fail to see what is terrifying? The white tent? The tree looks a little weird I guess. Maybe the stacked barricades?
I fail to see what is terrifying? The white tent? The tree looks a little weird I guess. Maybe the stacked barricades?
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