Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

Once fought a battle against a bee in the woods. The scars are still visible. Joined July 2009

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

4 years ago

Pulling kanye off of my playlists is taking a lot of work

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

5 years ago

I'm having a hard time discerning joke oreo flavors from legitimately new oreo flavors

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

5 years ago

Why does an english breakfast have beans in it? Who wants to start their day with beans?

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

5 years ago

Does anyone else feel nostalgic for those slides that were so fast, you had to plan a landing strategy?

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

5 years ago

Who's the idiot at ea that created 2 different game launchers that can't run together

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

6 years ago

I love how anime characters treat multiple deep stab wounds like a dislocated shoulder that they can pop back into place

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

6 years ago

Going to have a lot of hot takes coming from dudes in their cars in the next few days

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

6 years ago

If a white person ever tells you they're the blackest white person you've ever met, run away...and fast

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

6 years ago

@AllFantasyPod you made a draft about iconic voices and left keith david on the board!?

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

6 years ago

Girls want guys to wear shorter shorts until they see a fat guy wear them

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

6 years ago

I love how every other company is trying to get more healthy and kfc is just doubling down and throwing more calories at you

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

6 years ago

@CNNPolitics @cnnbrk Eva Longoria looks like she'd spend an entire meal belittling a server for forgetting one little detail in her order and then not tip

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

6 years ago

Why do people want to see the snyder cut of justice league? He had full control of batman v superman, and that movie is less entertaining than a field of corn.

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Tim Zimmerman @Tizzim

6 years ago

90 day fiance makes me content with being single

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Can y’all continue to spread this. This is my cousin Kevin Penn. the cops literally broke his jaw and shoulder when all he did was call them because this white dude was trying to rob his liquor store. They let the robber walk right pass them and immediately attacked my cousin.

Josh Moon 🇺🇸 @Josh_Moon

6 years ago

Decatur PD had body cam footage it showed at the press conference today. The chief said the store owner - who called them to report a robbery - was reaching for a gun when he was punched. Um...