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i'm blonder than me? @ToeheadTom

Wreaking havoc in all suburban neighborhoods, park benches, trashcans, and elderly rec centers. #toeheadswag and #girlteenswag Joined December 2012
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i'm blonder than me? @ToeheadTom

14 years ago

Gotta cut those canned pears.

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i'm blonder than me? @ToeheadTom

14 years ago

Someone brought me ginger cookies. Yum yum didlebum I betray my own kind by eating another's cookies

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i'm blonder than me? @ToeheadTom

14 years ago

Luckily, instead of toes on my head, there's just blonde hair. Unless that's what toes are.....

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i'm blonder than me? @ToeheadTom

14 years ago

Have you ever experienced what it's like to swim swiftly to the bottom of a laundry hamper? It's life changing.

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i'm blonder than me? @ToeheadTom

14 years ago

always run craftily while staring intently. Brings out the best in others.

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i'm blonder than me? @ToeheadTom

14 years ago

saturday night. consists of sitting and staring at the mantle above what seems to be multiple nativities... but how, how could this be?

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i'm blonder than me? @ToeheadTom

14 years ago

i heart women couging without covering. yes. let me recieve your germs with open arms and a stomach full of dayquil. #girlteenswag

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