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c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson

show person and happy uncle. currently exploring my new status as geriatric homo. queeriatric, if you will. christopherjoncarlson.com Kansas City, MO Joined May 2009
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4 years ago

Grooming

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4 years ago

@LaurenWitzkeDE I’ve already given you more attention than you deserve, but I feel every post to make should get a queer rebuke. Civic duty, and all that. Any other incensed homos visiting this flaming trash can - see you at pride!🏳️‍🌈

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c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson

4 years ago

@LaurenWitzkeDE Earlier I felt the need to express the strength of my emotion about this. Now, I think what is important is to express is opposition. The messaging you are putting forth is evil.

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c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson

4 years ago

@LaurenWitzkeDE Your thin, brittle rhetoric will fall out of fashion just like your hair already has and you’ll be left shouting into the void to pay the rent.

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4 years ago

@LaurenWitzkeDE Get your coin while you can. The system definitely rewards doubling down even (or especially) when you’re spewing bile.

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c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson

5 years ago

Anthony having a panic attack from Kate’s bee sting is so hot. Once again, I’m late and problematic.

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c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson

5 years ago

not me studying attachment theory at midnight

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c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson

5 years ago

I will not be taking further questions at this time.

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c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson

5 years ago

Second question, do I have bird energy or rabbit energy?

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c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson

5 years ago

First question, do I have dog energy or cat energy?

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c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson

5 years ago

Jury summons noooooooooo let me beeeeeee

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c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson

5 years ago

I’d like to thank god and my dermatologist

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c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson

5 years ago

Gracias por la cerveza, amigo. Soy una idiota.

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c h r i s t o p h e r @TopherCarlson

5 years ago

The maintenance man at her apartment gave me a Corona out of pity, though.

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5 years ago

I would NEVER leave my car key in the bathroom of a coffee shop for a barista to find and accidentally take home.

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