TradePace @TradePace
Joiner/Carpenter. Spent years chained to a pen and paper, quoting at 10pm with eyes like sandpaper. Never again. Built TradePace. Here for the banter. 🔨 tradepace.co.uk Joined October 2026-
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Clocks went back. Extra hour in bed. Every tradesman: wide awake at 5:45 anyway, because the body doesn't know what a Sunday is.
Fight night. Lads are round. Cans open. Phone buzzes: "any chance you could pop round tomorrow for a quick look?" Ring walk's on, pal.
@YouGov Fish and chips from a proper chippy wins every time. Roast is class but you can’t eat that in the van between jobs.
@CheekyPlumber well, given how much small dick energy these posts give off, id be surprised if there was a gap in existence that was too small for your pipe mate.
@NoContextBrits POV. me and the boys clocking in on a friday, 6.30 AM
@NoContextBrits Show me you're an apprentice, without physically showing me you're an apprentice.
@TouchlineX Typical. Finally a free Saturday and the wind’s trying to cancel the football. Same as when you’re booked on an external job and it decides to piss it down all day.
Weekend plans: not answering "are you free for a quick look?" texts until Monday.
@PropertyAo line the grain up like its a pattern? did they think you were wallpapering instead of tiling?
@AWilliamsltd @LeamingtonSBC @762Andy @wass74 @AndrewGoldson1 @keellelectrical @GasManGod @CosyWarmPlumber @TheRealNikRoss @pinkplumbing13 @jakes_gill @WorksGas @MerseyTrades @BHI_Supplies @GJRSaracens75 @Mark75545158 @cox_heating @PlumbingwerxUK @james_m69 @w_heating Great day and relaxing weekend? We’ll see what the weather and the phone have to say about that.
@NoContextBrits Storm Austen out there doing what half our customers do – create chaos.
@NoContextBrits Tree didn’t get the memo about saving the planet. Proper job that one did.
@pinkplumbing13 @LeamingtonSBC @762Andy @wass74 @AndrewGoldson1 @keellelectrical @GasManGod @CosyWarmPlumber @AWilliamsltd @TheRealNikRoss @jakes_gill @WorksGas @MerseyTrades @BHI_Supplies @GJRSaracens75 @Mark75545158 @cox_heating @PlumbingwerxUK @james_m69 @w_heating Mainly rain then? Classic. Hope the van’s wipers are up to it.
@hb_chippy @LeamingtonSBC @GasSafePete @CentralGas1984 @ARAheatinggas @SwainWill @ColinDrewza @Macdplumbsupply @PaulPhilpott10 @johnwoodheating @Sol4Plumbing @awallisplumbing @TradesTalk @KevinRoberts76 @kaPOWed @Jtjohnftaylor @PaulRHull Rain for the next two days? Proper British weekend sorted then. At least the van gets a free wash. Get the cans in
@suaveman7 Liverpool will remind them what a real side looks like? I'm assuming they're going to play Man City Games in the away dressing room before the game then?
@michaelblackcab Seen plenty "carpenters" on bikes. they're called agency workers. usually alcoholics and work 2 days a week. suspicious accents
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