swishy @TrishaSiingh
my brain is a weird place so i'm here to share it • IG: trishasiingh 🇮🇳 New Jersey, USA Joined April 2011-
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At a retreat for 18-40 y/o cancer survivors using the half bar of service I have to say if you get sick your husband will probably leave you. He will leave you during treatment, he will leave you with small kids, he will leave you after 10+ years, & he will replace you in months
my kids wanna do a lemonade stand, so here’s the plan. in the town facebook group make an anonymous post like “i can’t believe these kids can sell this bullshit lemonade without a permit” and then their college gets paid for
trillionaire mindset, thounsandairre drinking habits.
What’s your guys’s love language, mine is earlier when bf took a profoundly unflattering photo of me eating then stared at it for several seconds and murmured “my little raccoon girl”
America built some of the world's greatest architecture... and then demolished it. A thread of wonders that were lost (and why)... 🧵 1. Cincinnati Library: replaced by a parking garage
Found a baby fox on my dog walk, crying and walking up to people for help. Had no choice but to take it home and it immediately settled into my dog’s crate. The fox rescuers are on their way now my good gosh look at that face
vampires open this thread!!! /safe
i’m so self aware i drive myself insane
one time in high school these 2 guys were arguing over who could freestyle better, so everyone met up in the bathroom after lunch to hear them go verse for verse. The guy who went first opened up with “3 L’s to the face, call that Living Like Larry”. It ended immediately
This incredibly sincere white guy trying Indian food for the very first time and having his mind blown is so wholesome
People are like, "Why are you here if it's so bad for your mental health," but, like, I also do many other things that are terrible for my mental health. I am not a rational machine. I'm a fucking mammal. I am closely related to animals that throw poop at each other.
Dad, on the 9th anniversary of your passing, I'm remembering you for your most excellent fashion choices. These days are always hard and I love remembering you for being so very, very YOU. Love you so much!
Relationship tip: when your partner makes an awful but innocent mistake (leaves their phone in the cab, forgets their passport when heading to the airport for an international flight, drops and shatters a beloved item, gets in a fender bender, etc.), don't get mad at them. It…
Humans are progressively forgetting how to be human.
This video has me crying this is so cute lol

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