Turtle Hammer @TurtleHammer

Unemployed ghost pirate Joined June 2012

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Turtle Hammer @TurtleHammer

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eric curtin @dubstep4dads

9 years ago

actually just got yelled at for trying to catch pokemon at the jet propulsion laboratory

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eric curtin @dubstep4dads

9 years ago

when a person in a leather jacket hugs another person in a leather jacket they turn into a motorcycle

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Turtle Hammer @TurtleHammer

13 years ago

Why do people fuck with me about watermelon?

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James @uhboobah

13 years ago

I would pay money to be reincarnated as a mutha fukin carrot.

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Turtle Hammer @TurtleHammer

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I want to be friendster famous.

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