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@MrMicahBrandt Do you have time to grab lunch with a humble fan tomorrow or Thursday? :)
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@innessfree you spelled "chocolate chips" and "m&ms" incorrectly.
@MrMicahBrandt when you told me your twitter was dirty you were not kidding. I have to pray the rosary now ;) excited for monday! xo
@innessfree I really appreciate the thought, but I'm an RN not a NAC, it's a different certification :(
@innessfree No one ever had high expectations for me like they do for you :)
@innessfree @birchbox I've heard birchbox has had a lot of customer service issues lately. That's too bad. I was going to order from them.
@innessfree I like the idea, but I really, really hate the way it looks.
@innessfree I'm sorry to tell you, but your boyfriend is a redditor.
@innessfree harry potter sexy time is the best sexy time. draco/harry, draco/ginny 4 lyfe
Tried to youtube search "Louis CK Masturbation FOX News" and ended up searching "CS Lewis Masturbation". Weird thing is, there were results
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