Brian Bliss @TwoDrunkMonkies
Web Monkey, Epicurean, Philosopher, Innovator, Connoisseur, Oxymoron, Visionary. I am without limits. Easy Cheese is my nemesis. Fort Collins, Northern CO Joined September 2009-
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I once took a shit that spoke to me like this... I flushed that fucker. Your god is dead... you're living on ego now.
I once took a shit that spoke to me like this... I flushed that fucker. Your god is dead... you're living on ego now.
Guess what happened next. Go on, just guess.
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Manchester United are willing to listen to offers for virtually all their first-team squad this summer as Sir Jim Ratcliffe looks to turn the club back into challengers for major honours. bbc.com/sport/football…
.@netanyahu @IsraeliPM @cogatonline Israel promises about no casualties of civilians and humanitarians are not happening….Civilians and children keep dying, humanitarian missions are still dangerous and Palestinians on them treated in a subhuman way at the checkpoints when…
.@netanyahu @IsraeliPM @cogatonline Israel promises about no casualties of civilians and humanitarians are not happening….Civilians and children keep dying, humanitarian missions are still dangerous and Palestinians on them treated in a subhuman way at the checkpoints when…
A girl in Odesa hugs her dog, killed by a Russian missile attack. Russia launched a ballistic missile at Odesa during the evening rush hour. Its fragments killed four people and one dog, injured 29 more, including two children. We need air defense. Now. Yesterday.
A girl in Odesa hugs her dog, killed by a Russian missile attack. Russia launched a ballistic missile at Odesa during the evening rush hour. Its fragments killed four people and one dog, injured 29 more, including two children. We need air defense. Now. Yesterday. https://t.co/7FsebYNpmL
Layered perfection… Bacon and Egg Sammy w/Easy Cheese. #LetsGo
BINGO!
Trump would blow off steam by suggesting that executions are cool… Just a normal world leader with access to nuclear weapons. Nothing to see here.
Trump would blow off steam by suggesting that executions are cool… Just a normal world leader with access to nuclear weapons. Nothing to see here.
Alternative view: She thinks Trump will *love* this, because... the cruelty is the point.
Alternative view: She thinks Trump will *love* this, because... the cruelty is the point.
Former Playboy model Karen McDougal to CNN's Anderson Cooper: “After we had been intimate, [Trump] tried to pay me." @RpsAgainstTrump
In 20 seconds... nailed it! Why Dr. Mike Israetel Changed His Mind on Fat Loss Strategies, Fasting & Blood Sugar @ThomasDeLauer youtube.com/watch?v=sLxo8m…
This is the dirty little secret about Christian Nationalists: They say they support Israel, but they don't care about Jews because Jews aren't Christians. They just want Israel to exist so it can be destroyed according to Revelation so Christians get a jackpot in Heaven. Glory!
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I'm tempted to check "yes" on the second question...
There is no hate like Christian love. @SenShaneJettOK justifies corporal punishment for students with disabilities by quoting the bible. Shameful. It doesn't matter what the bible says. The US is not a theocracy and religious text is not the basis for public policy.
There is no hate like Christian love. @SenShaneJettOK justifies corporal punishment for students with disabilities by quoting the bible. Shameful. It doesn't matter what the bible says. The US is not a theocracy and religious text is not the basis for public policy.
History is a complicated thing, also for 🇺🇦🇵🇱, and 🇷🇺 is trying to sow division. But it’s the future that we should be focused on. Clear language from @radeksikorski 🇵🇱.
Wow. You may have seen a short version of the North America Building Trade Union (@NABTU) video endorsement of Biden. The full video is incredible and absolutely devastating for Trump. They did not hold back. A must watch till the end.
Elias Huizar, 39, a former police officer in Yakima, went on the run Monday afternoon after killing two people, including his ex-wife, Amber Rodriguez, 31, whom he shot eight times outside a West Richland elementary school in front of their 9-year-old son and other witnesses.
Elias Huizar, 39, a former police officer in Yakima, went on the run Monday afternoon after killing two people, including his ex-wife, Amber Rodriguez, 31, whom he shot eight times outside a West Richland elementary school in front of their 9-year-old son and other witnesses.
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Michael Cohen @MichaelCohen212
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Dan Rather @DanRather
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The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow
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Winner of $1.3 billion Powerball jackpot is an immigrant from Laos who has cancer apnews.com/article/oregon…
Just arrived in Largs, Scotland, to join a fishing boat in tomorrow’s early hours. I love it around here, it’s not a touristy part of Scotland, you won’t find coach loads of Americans trying to find their nonexistent roots here. I think tomorrow might be a wild ride… 🤢🏴
This is the time lapse of the car fire on SB 25 after I-70. The driver of the car hit the back of a semi truck and that is what ignited the fire. The driver was OK, not hurt in the fire.
Finally, @JeffBooth’s contribution at #Bitcoin Atlantis. “The honest path forward - a journey to hope and abundance” youtu.be/PxlHCO1nSzM?si…
Rage Against The Machine won our first grammy for “Tire Me”, a song on which I played a guitar costing 40 Canadian dollars. Though admittedly I’ve never really considered myself a “serious” musician!
“If you walk through a Guitar Center, you see an awful lot of $300 guitars. If I’m a serious musician, it doesn’t feel like the right place for me anymore”: Guitar Center’s new CEO explains why the firm’s future must prioritize premium guitars trib.al/hVbyiMA
It’s a dog eat dog world.
A collapse in new car prices is coming. This will be a bust never ever seen before. We taking about 25% car price cuts for new cars from Ford Bronco to Toyota Taco to EV. If you are in market for new car, wait. You will thank me later.
John Oates' new album is called 'Reunion.' But don't think Hall & Oates are getting back together apnews.com/article/john-o…
An acorn is not a tree. A seed is not a flower. An egg is not a chicken. An embryo is not a child.
Trump wishes his wife Melania a happy birthday, and complains he can’t be with her because he’s in court. Then he enters the courtroom to hear more lurid details about himself having a relationship with a porn star and Playboy playmate, all while married to Melania.
Peter Fouché, a British citizen, has been helping the Ukrainian Army in Donbas since the spring of 2022 as a combat medic. Six months ago, he took the oath of allegiance and officially joined the AFU. Sir, deepest gratitude and immense respect! Thank you! 📹: Voice of America
Embracing the Future: Purse.io Legacy Transforms into a Decentralized E-commerce Frontier! Farewell to a chapter, but hello to a new era powered by Web 3.0. Join us on the journey! 🚀 Read full blog here: purse.io/blog/ways-forw… #Web3 #ecommerce
I don’t think Molly can explain it. I also don’t think you will be hearing from Molly…
Molly Cameron likes to compete against women because he wants to win but if Molly Cameron competed against men, he would lose! So Molly is a 👩 Perhaps Molly can explain how he feels this is fair n equitable. #SaveWomenssports @coachblade @CarilynJohnson @Martina
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Haydn’s bosses discovered a grave mistake when they moved him to a tomb more fitting of his stature… @mrdanwalker has the story.
Not a civilised country
@MiddleEastEye Here’s @EmoryUniversity economics professor Caroline Fohlin knocked to the ground with her head on the concrete. Her glasses are thrown off. She shouts “I’m a professor” #Gaza #Protesters
Dollar from 2020 is now worth 75 cents. Buy Bitcoin credit @balajis
I have two boxes. Just ignore her instagram.com/reel/C5o9U3pP0…
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