Twolane Flash @TwolaneFlash
Joined May 2026-
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@JulieBorowski Time to snowbird & come to sunny Florida! We have a collection of Democrat candidates you could trust & truly support. You can start with our star, Debbie Wasserman Schultz. She needs a complete overhaul: the noodle hair style, weird thing w/ her mouth when she talk. Help!
@catturd2 Tallahassee is a dangerous city. At traffic lights when I drive on Capital Circle, drivers are careful not to pull up window-to-window when they stop, as if a look could get you shot. I never go unarmed, unaware. The world has changed. Hell is empty & the demons are here.
@AttorneyCrump How you gonna squeeze money out of this one, Ben? You haven’t set your hook yet. I want in on this scam, and you still owe me $$$ for George Floyd, who died for me according to you. Come on, Bennie, pay up!
@EndWokeness Is that raccoon mask around her eyes a symptom of Lupus, or a bad makeup job?
@JulieBorowski @TheTubby2024 Like a fish needs a bicycle.
@DWStweets Whenever a Democrat uses the word “rebuild”, I know we’re all in trouble. 👿
@RepJayapal If you turn the American patriot loose, we can beat that number. We’re invaded. This is war. Remove them by any means necessary.
@brenkav If your children ever trusted the police, you raised them wrong. I’ve never been in a situation where police were involved that they didn’t make it worse. Bunch of Barney Fifes running around with their bullet unbuttoned.
@RepJayapal Radio Face, you’re projecting, right out of your radical’s handbook: accuse the enemy of being what you are: incompetent and corrupt. You should be dragged and dropped near the Taj Mahal, face first.
@SenWarren The USPS has had protected status always. Corporations had to use USPS for their primary shipper, except under certain circumstances. FedEx had to overcome that barrier to capitalism to survive & succeed. Others also.
@RoKhanna Promise every child a pony, & make parents explain why (1) the evil bastard uncle is never giving you a pony, (2) even if he did where’s it go w/ the other ponies? The Johnson’s upstairs alone have 8 kids! (3,4,5,6) Vet bills, feed, equipment, manure…Uncle Joe Stalin, the meme.
@JulieBorowski Thank you for the layered humor. I’m on Medicare; got the joke. I interpreted Russian on the East German border, 1970’s, saw communism & the shared destitution. My former Green Beret son fought the Abduls & El-Sayeds 12 years in Iraq & A’stan; their poverty is undefeatable.
@massrealty @BernieSanders Shit, but with peanuts.
@Tradindad @BernieSanders Hey, Olive-Garlic, Get off my salad! senile old commie fart
@BernieSanders You’ve already been bought, stayed bought for decades, babbling on about Olive-Garlic. Senile old fart.
@KTHopkins @CPSUK We’ve reached the point where we don’t have to be offended anymore! There are plenty of people willing to be offended and outraged on your behalf, and hand you the bill and the blame. Unfortunately, those people come with a government mandate. Fascists wankers. Solzhenitsyn.
@Lori020513 @KathyHochul My first job out of high school was a construction job walking beams like those with long rods of rebar, bending over and tying the rods together with wire, prepping for concrete. Hard work. Dangerous. Good pay. Fell once. Landed 2 floors down on plywood, unharmed.
@LibOrNormal @Therealrobx At least she didn’t hire a cement truck and fill it up!
@RickD_GK @Therealrobx Donalds Do have Nads standing up to the twisted sisters! I shall call him Governor Do-Nads. Trump had Big Ballz at DOGE. Florida will have Do-Nads, standing up against the insanity of Democrat policies, as we in FL saw during COVID. Common sense.
@USADocumented @Therealrobx The Andy Griffin Show was partly based on comedy conflict between Andy, Peace Officer, & Barney, Law Enforcer. Because Law Enforcer tended to be a bit overbearing, he could only be trusted with one bullet, safety buttoned in his shirt pocket. Peace Officer Andy carried no gun.
Space man @rocketman8383hs
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Gina Kelton @GinaKelton65499
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Kailina🇺🇸 @Kailina0987
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Amy @Amy13318a
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Tarah Con @tarah969327668
161 Followers 173 Following I love animals,guns,and my family,I am that easy going type,adventurous,romantic,ambitious and have a very good sense of humor..I’m also an excellent cook
Sofia🇩🇪🇺🇸 @Sofia1989228
417 Followers 510 Following German ancestry, German 🇩🇪 but has always loved America 🇺🇸, skiing ⛷️🎿, movie enthusiast (comedy, horror), and a collector
Maureen Smith @maureen81_smith
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Christiana Wyly @Christiana6wn
240 Followers 665 Following Chairwoman @Unreasonable Group // Founder Flourish Trust // Writer // Poet // Multimedia Art // Read my TIME article
Rodriguez Lisa @rodriguezzlisa
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Jose Carvalho @CarvalhoJos100
48 Followers 1K Following HSBC PLC Deputy Manager at HSBC Bank Former Account Officer at HSBC Senior Financial Accountant From Sao Paulo Brazil, Lives in London, United Kingdom 🇬🇧
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Teresa.R Kremer @TeresaMoorfvm
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Native American Histo... @_nativeamerica
44K Followers 3K Following The proud history of Native Americans is rooted in culture and identity that are not in the books and are not taught in schools! So,stay tuned in🇺🇲
Lauren Winter @LaurenWintbaw0
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Mr. X Universe - Paro... @MrXUnivers3cmd
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Alex mary @Alexmaryj0sv
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167 Followers 2K Following Human not a Bot Focus only on what you can control, let the other aspects of life play out without your wasted energy. GOD first…
Cybersecurity Hacker @cyberhacker436
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Harry Powell @HharrycupCake
101 Followers 2K Following You are a bunch of the following: cool, happy, cute, (fairly) intelligent, open minded, sensual, silly, and GENUINE!!
Darlene Lawson @DarleneLawvjiv
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Sad Rose🌹 @Ivy888fa
883 Followers 131 Following True patriotism means giving every family the opportunity to succeed.❤Make America stronger make its people prouder.🤜🤛🇺🇸
Amy Latina 🌹 @amybliss4192eb
21 Followers 1K Following you'll stay hooked 👀 watch my main: @amyblissxo
Kendrick @Kendrick582040
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Mars Visionary @MarsVisionary15
3 Followers 570 Following 🚀Energy | ⚡️Builder | 🤖AI | 🌎 Sustainable Energy | 🪐 Making life multiplanetary
Victoria @Victoriaskcpr
27 Followers 663 Following 🌿 Grateful for every new day ✨ Keep smiling, keep growing ❤️ Enjoying the journey
Julianna Shaun @ShaunJulia18394
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God Is Great @GodIsGreatzc9u
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Laura @Laura3a3
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37 Followers 659 Following Don’t wait for the perfect moment to start create it. Every successful investor began with curiosity, consistency, and courage to take the first step.📈#Tesla
Renee @Bee72850487
92 Followers 420 Following Passionate about learning, meaningful conversations, and exploring the world around me. I believe in kindness, personal growth, and building a life with purpose
Carolyn Janics @carolyn_janics
2K Followers 2K Following I’m Pro-God, I’m Pro-Life, I’m Pro-Gun, I stand for my freedoms and the Constitution of the United States!🇺🇸
Kelsi McMillan @mcmil41423
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jjhhhhhh @JamesSmith9wot
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Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann
164K Followers 787 Following Editor-in-chief of The Babylon Bee. Beer, baseball, board games. looking for the place where all the beauty came from
FL Division of Emerge... @FLSERT
123K Followers 643 Following The FL Division of Emergency Management works to ensure that FL is prepared to respond to emergencies, recover from them, and mitigate against their impacts.
Julie Borowski @JulieBorowski
85K Followers 8K Following Politically on the right. My posts are a mix of satire, parody, and things I actually believe.
Steve Clemans @Steve09812
89K Followers 69K Following Jesus is Lord! Husband and Loving Father of 5 Boys. Trump 2024 - MAGA - God Bless America
Florida Tropics @FloridaTropics1
38K Followers 820 Following Florida Wx throughout the year, with a special focus on the tropics during Hurricane Season. For official information, please refer to the @NWS and @NWSNHC.
Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr
5.8M Followers 476 Following Get tour tickets, watch my Netflix specials, listen to my Crowd Work podcast and more here 👇
Social Security @SocialSecurity
180K Followers 145 Following Official posts from @SocialSecurity. SSA reposts and follows are not endorsements.
Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop
81K Followers 42 Following America's Deadliest Truck Stop. Everything is OC. Main: https://t.co/hYO3mHaaDV. Real location is in Crossville, TN
Native American Pride @native_am_pride
33K Followers 3K Following 🌎 Native American history, culture & heritage Sharing stories, traditions & cultural insights with the worldwide audience. ✨
Therealrob @Therealrobx
12K Followers 7K Following No DMs ✝️One of the host of “After Dark” on America Out Loud https://t.co/whdw4S8Tod
🤣😂 Lovely @BeeAwake1
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Russell Brand @rustyrockets
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JD Vance @JDVance
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John Kennedy @SenJohnKennedy
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Emotion & Music @Emotion78687
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Steve Inman @SteveInmanClips
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Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis
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Catturd ™ @catturd2
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NileRed @NileRed2
121K Followers 174 Following I make chemistry and science videos | Find me on: Youtube, TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram |
Garg Lab UCLA @GargLab
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Glorius Group @GloriusGroup
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That Chemist @That_Chemist
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Stuart Schreiber @SchreiberStuart
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David MacMillan @dmac68
25K Followers 50 Following Scottish chemist with a great wife, three annoying kids and a love of all things football. Nobel prize 2021, knighted 2022, and “Off the Ball” mug winner 2023
Nature Materials @NatureMaterials
63K Followers 182 Following Cutting-edge research in materials science, and at the interface with physics, chemistry, biology and medicine. Editorially independent. Tweets sent by editors.
Raja Koduri @RajaXg
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Jim Keller @jimkxa
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Imperial Materials @ImpMaterials
14K Followers 454 Following We are Imperial’s world-changing Department Of Materials, where scientific imagination solves real-world problems.
ChemCatChem @ChemCatChem
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Frances Arnold @francesarnold
100K Followers 780 Following Innovation by evolution, Linus Pauling Professor at Caltech, Nobel Prize in Chemistry (I am an engineer of the biological world)
Sylvia A. Earle @SylviaEarle
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Ada Monzón @adamonzon
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Deborah Martorell @DeborahTiempo
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Dr. Robert Rohde @RARohde
79K Followers 883 Following Chief Scientist @BerkeleyEarth. Physics PhD & data nerd. Usually focused on climate change, fossil fuels, & air quality issues.
Josh Morgerman @iCyclone
233K Followers 3K Following Hardcore hurricane chaser. Mississippi transplant. Harvard man. Righteous Bay Rat. The #HurricaneMan. Jamaican name: Mawgaman!
Tony Breu @tony_breu
108K Followers 894 Following Hospitalist, VA Boston. Assistant Professor, @harvardmed and @HMSbioethics. Co-host, @CuriousClinPod. Usually at #AMreport. Views are my own.
Samuel Hume @DrSamuelBHume
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Eric Topol @EricTopol
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André Martin Mansoor @AndreMansoor
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NephroPOCUS @NephroP
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Dr Khaled Ahmed Abuze... @khaledzeid
42K Followers 11 Following Clinical Radiologist from Egypt interested in Chest Imaging and trying to make it interesting to others everywhere
Pathology Walker@Auto... @Patholwalker
39K Followers 3K Following Twting Pathology, Histology&Endoscopy, sometimes Mushroom. My pics are All CR Free with quoting source as conditions. Please use the pics as much as you'd like.
Lea Alhilali, MD @teachplaygrub
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Prof. Nikolai Slavov @slavov_n
57K Followers 278 Following Mentor, scientist & engineer. Director of @ParallelSqTech. Having fun in @SlavovLab with single-cell proteomics & ribosomes. Organizer of @SCP_meeting
Beth Shapiro @bonesandbugs
45K Followers 898 Following I'm an evolutionary (paleo)biologist & Chief Science Officer @colossal!You might like
