Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025
Father, former AD Army 19D, current 38B reservist. I'm that one dickhead who likes being the field. Joined September 2011-
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For me this is a "meh, we do things so that they benefit us, and sometimes that means being friends with old enemies" moment. Yeah he's a bad guy, but at the end of the day we side with bad guys all the time (like Azrbaijan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia) for reasons that suit US interests
For me this is a "meh, we do things so that they benefit us, and sometimes that means being friends with old enemies" moment. Yeah he's a bad guy, but at the end of the day we side with bad guys all the time (like Azrbaijan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia) for reasons that suit US interests
Many service members I’ve spoken to had a bigger issue with bacha bazi in Afghanistan than the IED threat. They accepted the fact that it would be dangerous, the risk of death or being maimed was a given—but the US military doesn’t prepare one for dealing with rampant pedophilia.
Many service members I’ve spoken to had a bigger issue with bacha bazi in Afghanistan than the IED threat. They accepted the fact that it would be dangerous, the risk of death or being maimed was a given—but the US military doesn’t prepare one for dealing with rampant pedophilia.
The year is 2552. Humanity has expanded across the stars and made contact with extraterrestrial life forms. The French Army still uses Rifle Grenades.
There's no problem here then. Good players will chase the objective and make shit happen. I literally placed 2nd in 4/6 winning game of BF4 last night, went 17/23 on the last one, but I would cap objectives and stop them from caping. Other team had a guy with 40/3 and they lost.
There's no problem here then. Good players will chase the objective and make shit happen. I literally placed 2nd in 4/6 winning game of BF4 last night, went 17/23 on the last one, but I would cap objectives and stop them from caping. Other team had a guy with 40/3 and they lost.
Yeah, catering to "content creators" so that all 1,000 of them can buy it and farm clips is the REAL way to make games fun for everyone. Jesus Christ, we need to send these people to CIA black sites for reprogramming, streaming/YouTube was a mistake.
Yeah, catering to "content creators" so that all 1,000 of them can buy it and farm clips is the REAL way to make games fun for everyone. Jesus Christ, we need to send these people to CIA black sites for reprogramming, streaming/YouTube was a mistake.
Ground is still held and taken by Infantry and Armor. The advent of drones doesn't mean you shouldn't be in shape AND getting smarter of tech. The idea isn't "you're a smart soldier or a strong soldier" but "you should have a strong understanding of the battle space and be fit"
Ground is still held and taken by Infantry and Armor. The advent of drones doesn't mean you shouldn't be in shape AND getting smarter of tech. The idea isn't "you're a smart soldier or a strong soldier" but "you should have a strong understanding of the battle space and be fit"
Okay this looks like it fucks
Okay this looks like it fucks
The people have spoken
Good, Temu and SHEIN are trash people don't need, made by people who are doing what is essentially slave labor.
Good, Temu and SHEIN are trash people don't need, made by people who are doing what is essentially slave labor.
Good to see NASA uses God's brand when it comes to power tools.
Good to see NASA uses God's brand when it comes to power tools.
...Yeah I think everyone has. Some people have been in relationships with people like that.
...Yeah I think everyone has. Some people have been in relationships with people like that.
Joke's on you, that: 1) Happens there too 2) Wouldn't happen if you went to the gyms that don't have AC and are full of psychotic freaks who scream that they're pussies at themselves for failing a 600lbs deadlift, but will tell you to give yourself grace for missing a whole week
Joke's on you, that: 1) Happens there too 2) Wouldn't happen if you went to the gyms that don't have AC and are full of psychotic freaks who scream that they're pussies at themselves for failing a 600lbs deadlift, but will tell you to give yourself grace for missing a whole week
Kid passes me the first stomach bug of the year, and now I'm behind a train that's taken like 20 minutes to cross the tracks. If I shit myself in the car I'm calling out.
This does nothing that steering lock and turning your bike in 1st gear won't do.
This does nothing that steering lock and turning your bike in 1st gear won't do.
People who say they're into history haven't paid attention to the parts where pogroms, genocides, and civil wars affect civilians. People will kill each other, die senseless deaths, all while China and Russia funnel money and materiel to all sides to keep this shit going.
People who say they're into history haven't paid attention to the parts where pogroms, genocides, and civil wars affect civilians. People will kill each other, die senseless deaths, all while China and Russia funnel money and materiel to all sides to keep this shit going.
Yeah, you should do your research, and vote for what you believe is right for not only this country, but your state, city, and county. It's your right, don't take it for granted. Don't use your uniform to endorse a candidate running for office or worse, to run for office.
Yeah, you should do your research, and vote for what you believe is right for not only this country, but your state, city, and county. It's your right, don't take it for granted. Don't use your uniform to endorse a candidate running for office or worse, to run for office.
Highly recommend this, some of this stuff is actually interesting
Highly recommend this, some of this stuff is actually interesting

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