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Social media influenza. Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale methamphetamine production. Keep It Unreal. #GlazersJustFuckOff Joined August 2022-
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Anybody else enjoy Harry Kane's post match interview with German twang?! #FCBRMA
Diego Maradona doing cocaine on the pitch 🤣
The Big Reds* 2022/23 hymn sheet #ynwa
Man United have loads of celebrity supporters - but not many people know that Dr Dre is also a fan! Here's mancununian cinematographer @MrHustleMCR presenting the Great Man with a signed #MUFC jersey back in 2015 😎
Man United have loads of celebrity supporters - but not many people know that Dr Dre is also a fan! Here's mancununian cinematographer @MrHustleMCR presenting the Great Man with a signed #MUFC jersey back in 2015 😎
Mo Salah vs Jurgen Klopp at #LFC training earlier 🥊 #DespicableMe
Dr Sheu @mwanawawamambo
891 Followers 2K Following A born again Christian|| A medical student || A huge cricket 🏏fanghuk @ghuk33
130 Followers 260 FollowingTom Kurus @AlepHakeem
308 Followers 465 Following Here to retweet cat posts, a little bit of politics, some other stuffs and a lot of #MUFC tweetsViki Drum 🥁 @IVictor17226
17 Followers 162 Following I am a drummer 🥁🥁, kindly follow me let reach 1k followers on this page.Key. 🔱 @k89c_
47 Followers 117 Following Former TVA Account Manager. Red Devils 🔱 || Raptors || Jays || 9ers. Denzel film addict.MUFC Global Red! @ManUnitedGlobe
11 Followers 73 Following Man United news, insight, intel and views, connecting with fans of the worlds biggest football club, from right across the globe. Follow me, follow back! #MUFCKaleb Cooper @Ka1coopxr
67 Followers 299 Following Obsessed Man United fan | Not delusional (I try not to be) | Rasmus Højlund lover 😍 | Bruno Fernandes enjoyer 🤩Brad Day @BradleyDay21
319 Followers 328 Following Lifelong Man United Fan 👹❤ TeamLH💜💛 #LH44 #MUFC #GGMUR @beerme_r
45 Followers 189 FollowingBelindaEddie @ruLv5mAY8h5822Y
3 Followers 214 Following智者͏🪡 @Tobynskii
528 Followers 435 FollowingPhill000 @PChikuel
521 Followers 984 FollowingGamorr▿ @georgebaaws
2K Followers 2K Following Cousin to Idorenyin, kryptonite to Audrey ♥, but that's not all; I am saving the other half for myself.✨💫 Ann💫 ✨ @annmutd
716 Followers 414 Following Sports fan @manutd 🇾🇪❤️🎾🏀 Fitness 🏃🏻♀️Here for the rants and giggles…. 🫣🤪Spor zamanı @SporSporzamani
431 Followers 3K Following Bu dertli dünyada birazda olsa kafanızı dağıttığınız yer. Takiplerimiz amacı sayfamıza davet amaçlıdır.The Last Ndoda Emadod.. @Kombo_Ren
970 Followers 563 Following Nothing matters & everything matters equally. The obstacle is the way!Pessi @Iownapeslikeyou
19 Followers 12 Following kindly hang yourself if your life is so miserable that you have to falsely accuse others of crime they didn't do.Нане Матов @unitedmkd101
1K Followers 1K FollowingStevie McGarry @StevieMcGarry85
346 Followers 1K Following Born and bred Mancunian dad of four. love of football,Darts & boxing .. And I rather watch paint dry than entertain cricket. 😂 @manutd fanMarwan @marwan27219568
97 Followers 2K FollowingMark H 🏴�.. @markhcymru
2K Followers 3K Following Manchester United season ticket holder, Wales fanatic Generally decent bloke....... Likes not necessarily an endorsement...James McIntosh ⚽️.. @jameswmcintosh
3K Followers 6K Following 🎙 | Sports Presenter, Reporter & Commentator | @GosportBFC Media 🟡 | Instagram ~ McIvlogs07Frank@basher @Frankbasher
16 Followers 193 FollowingSamad Olalekan @SamadOlale47516
58 Followers 551 FollowingSoccersese @VicBest2137
42 Followers 306 Following Cinephile || MUFC || Wrestling || 🕎 || 🕊 || Anti-Idealist Post-Hegelian || Old-Style Social Democratunited decade @AkintoyeAbiod20
516 Followers 2K Following die hard united fans from decade/web designDami_Werey👽🇳�.. @robert_ciza
2K Followers 2K Following God 1st || I love Vawulence💀👽 || javaScript developer || Cyber Security💻|| Follow back cos I ain't ur fxcking fan... Afro Pop & Grime🎶🎵Howard Veitch @hdveitch
45 Followers 266 Following born + bred in Fish Hoek,South Africa - George Best piqued my FERVENT interest + FANATICAL support altho I have never been to OT - MU since 1968Jolly Evanz @Jollyevanv49004
73 Followers 808 Followingwill hughes @willhughes15
273 Followers 488 FollowingAlrightfans @alrightfans
42K Followers 1K Following Forza Ultras. Your Birds got her own snooker cue. Have a look👇🏻 years of really hard workTeach me.🇬🇧🇮.. @gently9969
45 Followers 46 Following Seeking that special lady. Im not a slut, but i might be for right lady, if i dont like you you've no chance,IrwIn but not Dennis @Irwinnotdennis
11 Followers 8 FollowingAbdhul Razak @razakabdhul871
180 Followers 850 FollowingHem @petalh3m
52 Followers 497 FollowingMUFC Global Red! @ManUnitedGlobe
11 Followers 73 Following Man United news, insight, intel and views, connecting with fans of the worlds biggest football club, from right across the globe. Follow me, follow back! #MUFCSwati Sharma @swateeshrma
355 Followers 442 Following Makeup| Beauty| PR| MUFC Fan [email protected] https://t.co/pBavtT4mwNBrad Day @BradleyDay21
319 Followers 328 Following Lifelong Man United Fan 👹❤ TeamLH💜💛 #LH44 #MUFC #GGMUEneh Chimdindu @Enehwisdom89760
967 Followers 2K Following Join the SOUL Drop campaign. Earn SOUL and future token airdrops! Download CARV Play app now via link or use referral code KACR2F. https://t.co/nryexe3huvGamorr▿ @georgebaaws
2K Followers 2K Following Cousin to Idorenyin, kryptonite to Audrey ♥, but that's not all; I am saving the other half for myself.Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck
53K Followers 6K Following "It pays to go with the union card everytime." - ZiggyClemmy @SanchoPanza78
211 Followers 3K Following I wrote for luck They sent me you I sent for juice You give me poision I hold the line You form the queueKoala Ackerman @alanzhoo
218 Followers 108 Following You have to leave something behind to go forward - Newton's Third LawThe Last Ndoda Emadod.. @Kombo_Ren
970 Followers 563 Following Nothing matters & everything matters equally. The obstacle is the way!PMZee @Nagey8
16K Followers 2K Following Living my life to the best of my abilities. Only way is up. #MUFC #SDAMkhitaryat @UTDhdyt
598 Followers 746 FollowingTom Kurus @AlepHakeem
308 Followers 465 Following Here to retweet cat posts, a little bit of politics, some other stuffs and a lot of #MUFC tweetsEntei @panjikj
1K Followers 764 Following Entei is believed to represent the passion of magma, and is claimed to be the bringer of the summer's warmth.🇸🇳Laideur Supr�.. @SnCv1011
505 Followers 94 Following Je suis le héros de ma vie mais le salopard dans la vie d'un autre #VTV 🤙🏽 🤫Denis Mulindwa @DenisMulin7407
70 Followers 680 Following The lucky ones die faster, supporting Manchester United is all I can do right❤️Pessi @Iownapeslikeyou
19 Followers 12 Following kindly hang yourself if your life is so miserable that you have to falsely accuse others of crime they didn't do.NOLU @Sxrv_X
867 Followers 631 Following Left-Wing Politics. But Right-Wing on the pitch. Rude, Satirical, Football-ism, Political Adherent, Red Tone, Chocoholic and... Don't Expect anything from me.Gayan De Silva @gdesilva4
126 Followers 846 Following -----Proud Dad-Happy Husband----- **Blessed beyond measure**智者͏🪡 @Tobynskii
528 Followers 435 FollowingНане Матов @unitedmkd101
1K Followers 1K FollowingHail Mac Vile @johnnydoesntsin
139 Followers 974 Following This silver tongue is a silver bullet. Get out of here if you are a werewolf. Mostly tweets and retweets about football and nonsense.🎮 @d3q0n3
1K Followers 1K Following ℕ𝕖𝕩𝕥 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕚 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕙 𝕠𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕚 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕖..🐷🐵 - 𝕎𝕒𝕟 𝕄𝕔ℂ𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕖✨💫 Ann💫 ✨ @annmutd
716 Followers 414 Following Sports fan @manutd 🇾🇪❤️🎾🏀 Fitness 🏃🏻♀️Here for the rants and giggles…. 🫣🤪@UtdHeisenberg_ @DAVIDMUGGLE1 @MullissTony @_classof92_ @wumaufu77 @SWMUFC60 @MaritStensby @Utdrules4ever I saw this the other day its very funny 🤣🤣🤣
@JoeRemruata 😄😄😄 They normally keep them in the trunk
Harry Kane didn’t even notice bro was there 😂😂
So, what do you think Jude Bellingham said to Harry Kane as he was about to take the penalty? 👀
@DAVIDMUGGLE1 @UtdHeisenberg_ @MullissTony @_classof92_ @Sassm657097 @SWMUFC60 @MaritStensby @Utdrules4ever 😂🤣😂 Seems as if there’s a correlation m8
I really want rashford to leave for a variety of reasons. It's just best for everyone
Those Albanian girls though 🫠
Toni Kroos telling Vinicius Jr where to make the run before playing his pass in a Champions League semi-final vs Bayern. This guy is on another level.
One more point or a Leeds draw/defeat for Kieran McKenna's Ipswich Town 👏🏿😁 #EFL
Back in the day, I had one of these. The engine bay packed to capacity with that big V8. A beautiful car, but a handful in heavy rain and ice.
If you watch Carlo Ancelotti’s Real Madrid, the style of play is not too dissimilar to Erik Ten Hag’s Manchester United. A lot of similarities.
Goldfinger (1964) #JamesBond
Let’s goooo
🚨 Man United confirm that Patrick Stewart, interim Chief Executive Officer, and Cliff Baty, Chief Financial Officer, have decided to leave at the end of the season. ❗️ Patrick will be replaced as CEO by Jean-Claude Blanc until the arrival of Omar Berrada on 13 July.