Me: here’s your toast sweetie
7: did you toast it for 28 seconds?
Me:
7:
Me: yes
7: why has it got black bits?
Me:
7:
Me: if you were a dinosaur which one would you be?
7: oh mummy good question! *talks about dinosaurs for 25 minutes while eating burnt toast*
Nicknaming your children is so weird. You start off with something sweet like Snuggle Dumpling, and before you know it, you’re calling your kid Snug Dump.
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