Sammie Winters @WintersSam
I'm new to twitter... Follow me.. Please? I'm not above begging! Somewhere over the rainbow, Joined February 2011-
Tweets15
-
Followers332
-
Following1K
-
Likes508
Sammie Winters retweeted
Space shuttle Endeavor lands in Los Angeles today after following Apple Maps directions to the moon.
5
288
141
0
0
Sammie Winters retweeted
I found 2 new nooks & 7 new crannies on my grandmother this morning!
Sammie Winters retweeted
Someone just called me lazy... and let me tell you... they're lucky I didn't feel like responding.
Sammie Winters retweeted
Chimps & humans share 98% of their DNA. The 2% that's different is the part that yearns to rip people's faces & genitals off.
Sammie Winters retweeted
The older you get, the harder it gets to find a bath buddy.
Sammie Winters retweeted
Thanks to Twitter, my family will know the exact moment dementia sets in. Now who wants to watch me make balloon animals with my boobies?
There is a shortage of good men. But too many "short" men.
I've hit a dry spell. In the bedroom and thinking of something to tweet. I think I'm more upset about not being able to think of a tweet.
Last night I had the best sex ever. I really need to have more dreams like that. damn alarm clock
Going out partying with friends. By "out" I mean home. By "friends" I mean myself. By "partying" I mean drinking. Drinking alone at home. :(
The worst thing about working from home is that I can't rub my bad attitude off on my co-workers.
Owen Xigamani @OXigamani
59 Followers 240 Following Call a spade a Spade.#Beliver #Jesus is coming very soon, let us all repent ❤️🇿🇦
Louis @VampPrince713
7 Followers 112 Following Trans man, he/him. Gay🌈 Slytherin 🐍. Believes in magic, big fantasy enthusiast, in way too many fandoms, supportive friend, proud cat dad and Vampire Prince.
'doo rgesh @doorgesh
44 Followers 498 Following
TSIETSI NGOBESE @NGOBESETsietsi
575 Followers 5K Following Wesolve4x CEO. Solving the worlds problems one equation a time. Actuaries on the move..I understand the transformative power of education.We are the future
SeaShell Holidays @SeaShellHoliday
5 Followers 42 Following New Independent Travel Agent in the UK working hard to beat the big holiday price hikes. Like me on Facebook and Twitter SeaShell Holidays 😍😀
BadSoundingSentences @BadSoundingS
1K Followers 869 Following Fed up with the hypocrisy. The blatant virtue signalling by WEAK people. Slightly evolved primates, half a chromosome away from chimpanzees AND IT SHOWS .
No Way @venomjunkie2
793 Followers 1K Following I walk with a limp because of my bad ass http://t.co/Cgvy2iLaIj
Simon @Simonfillip
3 Followers 17 Following
Heath @TheFeikert
18 Followers 369 Following
Bio 4 FOLLOW + SHIP @HonestShips
105 Followers 1K Following I gave you a free follow! Follow @LizK304 and I'll ship you with someone in your fandom(s)!
Louise Morrison @Loo262
37 Followers 351 Following
Evan S. @evanscottseven
199 Followers 1K Following Product designer who generally avoids posting anything. Likes are (usually) bookmarks.
Joshua Lee @JoshuaIanLee
37 Followers 385 Following biological organism, amusing to myself when drunk, not very amusing to others ever, sorry twitterverse
Lyssa @NoLyssa
198 Followers 227 Following Muralist. Photographer. Lover of your face. On the run with @teamdrunkdiet.
Second Wife @MalorieProp
45 Followers 390 Following
Nancy Avelar @BellaDama_5
163 Followers 298 Following
Eclectic @DefineEclectic
131 Followers 1K Following It's better to know a little about everything- than everything about a little
Lisa Shelby @ljshelby
2 Followers 64 Following
dre tutwiler @itsmeduh247
0 Followers 16 Following a mi me gustan los perros y el helado y la pizza y me gustan muy muy chicas and spanish
Josh Cham @joshcham72
25 Followers 227 Following A pond. A seashell with echos of oceans. An Autumn sunny afternoon on a golden path. In other words, a slacker
Drey of Rohan @TheWoefulWizard
182 Followers 476 Following Maybe he lost the respect of others, but he gained — well, you'll see whether he gained anything in the end.
Amy Crossley @foreverdawn84
60 Followers 168 Following I'm just me. I love Lucifer, Deadpool amongst other things.
☀TAN&TONE☀ @TANTONE1
103 Followers 301 Following Supplement/Personal Training/MMA Gear/Tanning & Beauty shop!!Daily Fitness Motivation :) http://t.co/nsCkigpwxT us & we will follow you back!!
Walpurgis Family @WalpurgisFamily
185 Followers 432 Following
Tip of the Spear @FortifiedBy556
405 Followers 1K Following
Gearldine Goswick @Lucina24vol5
61 Followers 548 Following My dad and mom would murder me assuming they stumbled across this ....
2013vincentt @2013vincentt
151 Followers 342 Following Sup, Its Vince! 2-4-12 is where i stand. Attending college In the fall, hoping to make a change. #Teamfollowback
Infidel Firm @Infidel_firm
40 Followers 506 Following An edm duo hailing from inland empire calfornia. Comprised of @All_Day_Beats @Dj_Dataflex Playing only the best of dub, electro, & generally aggressive music.
Gunter Lipshitz @Gunter_Lips
25 Followers 169 Following
DåЯK åЛĢέL @GothVampyre
423 Followers 541 Following Crazy Psycho Biotch Stalkers, the line forms to the left...
the_huntresss @the_huntresss
10 Followers 14 Following
☺️Imani☺️ @ItsMeeeImani
109 Followers 471 Following Child of the King -- A woman's heart should so hidden in God that a man has to seek him to find her-Maya Angelou--H-Town TxSU18
guadalupe marcela en @guadalupemarce3
11 Followers 178 Following
Ms Aina Isenskjold @Isenskjold
30 Followers 208 Following Linguist and 教師/teacher ( English, Japanese, Norwegian, P.E, ethics, religious studies, intercultural communication, multiculturalism)
DR Ramos @RaysBigCats
74 Followers 261 Following Animals, rock n roll with some work thrown in there to keep us off the street.
ogaoga @Ahmed_Ahmed337
167 Followers 2K Following
Amiyah Walker @vgAmiyahh_5c9
119 Followers 1K Following
Shane Fredrika @ShaneFredrika78
1 Followers 16 Following
Sam Potter @WorkingManFilms
97 Followers 329 Following WorkingMan Productions, llc Screenwriter Actor and Fire Extinguisher Technician
Alysia Merker @Alysiauvfur
978 Followers 1K Following
The Mandalorian @HelmetHeadTrade
19K Followers 24K Following ***Disclaimer*** My tweets are not recommendations to buy or sell a stock, Do your own DD. ***Disclaimer***
Charles Bukowski Quot... @bukowskiquoteus
63K Followers 18K Following Charles Bukowski Quotes. https://t.co/fo7OxFxZJN. Follow on Facebook: https://t.co/fnLGAJtG3l
Ashley @bethel45
1 Followers 3 Following
STOP SHOP @StopShopStudios
994 Followers 255 Following With a list of services ranging from recording, video production, photo, manufacturing & more, Stop Shop Studios is where speed meets quality. Stop by anytime.
winwette @win_wette
15K Followers 17K Following Entdecken Sie faszinierende, spannende und vorallem aber einfache zu einem netten Zusatzverdienst zu gelangen. Folgen Sie mir - ich folge gern zurück.
Ebonie Pavolini @Eboniezl17
706 Followers 1K Following
David Skilling @MrDavidSkilling
43K Followers 1K Following Sports talent agent in fashion - I also write about the culture & business of sports with over 40M newsletter views annually.
TC @Bonerfiedtwit
874 Followers 1K Following I don't own these pics, but I have color splashed every single one. It's an addiction I can't stop. I literally see the world in b&w with splashes of color!
Patti H Whitaker @HelenPattiW
260 Followers 340 Following Southern girl, pround mother, loves life, Episcoalian, reading, gardening, cooking, and southern traditions.
Roderick Toombs @rodericktoombs
279 Followers 567 Following
shella marie @marie_shella
11 Followers 126 Following
Sharon Fulton @sfulton8
275 Followers 668 Following Retired nurse. Loves fairness, knitting, food and the odd movie.
Brendan McMahon @jemtan990
12 Followers 59 Following
Nicholas Wendt @NikTheJedi
28 Followers 128 Following
Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar
48K Followers 12K Following Internet Guy | Rubber of elbows | Eater of sandwiches | Starter of slow claps
G0D @WillW0lf
166 Followers 366 Following Will. 18. Drug free. Athletic. Popular. Man whore. I'm as straight as the A's on my grade card. And I'm one misleading mother fucker.
Kim @Kim_pulsive
3K Followers 2K Following stay at home mom live tweeting my midlife crisis . . . currently preoccupied with terminal stage 4 breast cancer
Kimberly Vess @kimberlyvess
18 Followers 89 Following
Ms. X to you @alive_and_dying
5K Followers 1K Following Dying is inevitable. Living is an art. ∞ X² o X² ≥ (X_X) ∞
Eli @DrunkEli
1 Followers 2 Following I'm Eli. I like to drink. These are the things that I remember saying, or that I have been told I say, when I drink.
Cats doing things @catsdoingthings
667 Followers 60 Following Cats recognizing no authority but the highest truth. And if that be nothing, so be it.
David Rappoport @DrDaviport
8 Followers 17 Following
jessica ® @DurgaJess
125 Followers 560 Following Opera Singer, Nerdling, Health Coach, Polyglot, Jewban, Anime lover
Marco Tavano @MarcoTavano
15 Followers 29 Following
People are FUNNY @PplAreFunny
5 Followers 9 Following A collection of hilarity from any & all funny people I encounter. You're welcome.
jonahwokeup @jonahmcgowan
1K Followers 2K Following Director of Int’l Commerce @warnermusic @ada_music / Ex Mktg Director at @BMG / Partner at Moon Crawl 🎶 / Fan of @FulhamFC ⚽️ / Thoughts/opinions are my own.
laptop-battery.org @laptop2050
63 Followers 668 Following Sell high quality and low, price laptop batteries,digital camera batteries, Cordless Drill Batteries, camcorder batteries, AC adapters, battery chargers. etc.
Yasmin @YasTarazon
14 Followers 58 Following
🌎 Snowflake falO @Bulldog0613
4K Followers 4K Following My Goal: To become the first ever solo synchronized swimmer to win an Olympic gold medal for the USA. - Also a French model, bonjour! Trump sucks
Esteban @MachoRhombus
145 Followers 570 Following
Gunter Lipshitz @Gunter_Lips
25 Followers 169 Following
Queen of Disaster @LaJacotty
334 Followers 210 Following Yo como Megara, no aspiro a ser princesa. A mi háganme Diosa.
Taquito @Jazzzzzmina
38K Followers 3K Following I'm like a Disney princess... If she drank a lot, wasted hours on Twitter and had a filthy mouth.
Paul Pott @Fatdog_Lammy
58 Followers 195 Following I'm an overweight chihuahua. I look like a walking fuel tank.Trends for United States
17,5 B posts
38,5 B posts
36,7 B posts
65,2 B posts
5.624 posts
6.351 posts
9.990 posts
2.054 posts
5.135 posts
10,5 B posts
7.812 posts
23 B posts
2.093 posts
1.679 posts
12,7 B posts
55 B posts
54,1 B posts
4.669 posts
8.050 posts
You might like
Billy Baumann 🌹
@TheBillyBaumann
5K Followers
Highly Tyjie
@Kooltrap910
1K Followers
Duane Hatfield
@duanehatfield
6K Followers
Lauryn
@gladdispearl
244 Followers