Artie Johann @DearAnyone
Writer for Family Guy. Stares at sun. Eats most objects. Los Angeles Joined August 2009-
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Made a video to celebrate the unsung heroes of the WGA writer’s strike. #Solidarity #WGAstrong #writersstrike youtube.com/watch?v=_GytHD…
I wrote this with @shawnries. If you click the link we are called stalwarts twice which is a huge compliment in the stalwart community. hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
I wrote tonight’s Family Guy but did not write this Mr. Mom thing.
I wrote tonight’s Family Guy but did not write this Mr. Mom thing.
I wrote tonight’s @FamilyGuyonFOX. It’s their 400th episode and I figured I’d tweet this out as one last sad gasp before the rubble covers us completely.
Every generation of Mets fan gets their playoff game where it proves that God isn’t real. Congratulations to the kids aged 8-14.
I wrote tonight’s @FamilyGuyonFOX. If you don’t watch for me, or the show, watch for all the prescription drug commercials that are keeping network television alive.
Beavis and Butthead new series premieres today!
It'd be fun if horses and penguins switched dicks for a day.
Ever hear a garbage truck drive by and for a split second think that the world is ending?
I wrote tonight’s @FamilyGuyonFOX. It’s the perfect activity if you’re trying to avoid getting OMICRON, or have OMICRON, or are an OMICRON.
I wrote tonight’s @FamilyGuyonFOX and I can’t think of a better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than by watching your uncle’s favorite show.
I wrote tonight’s episode of Family Guy. It airs at 9:30 PM on Fox and if you try this with your headphones it’ll work.
He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!
I wrote tonight’s episode of Family Guy. Please watch it. I had to reset my login to tweet this so make my hard work worth it.
Did a demon just release from everyone else's phone too?
I wrote this episode. See ya.
I’ve been waiting a really long time to ask this and with everything going on, now seems like the time: what’s the correct way to put a bowl in the dishwasher?
You can get your apartment pretty clean if you're smart about your dares in "Truth or Dare."
Megan Amram @meganamram
1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
865K Followers 4K Following The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
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Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo
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lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren
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Danny Zuker @DannyZuker
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Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman
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andy™ @andylevy
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Travon @Travon
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Megan Amram @meganamram
1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
865K Followers 4K Following The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
91K Followers 3K Following Writer for hire, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
Andy Richter @AndyRichter
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Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
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Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA
352K Followers 1K Following I'm a triple threat; writer, photographer, arsonist
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren
53K Followers 2K Following comedy writer. comedy performer. mother of all dogs. AR native. my brain is @deeppawghts on IG tiktok: @sbellelauren
Danny Zuker @DannyZuker
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Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman
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andy™ @andylevy
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Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel
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Travon @Travon
139K Followers 4K Following I write/direct things. Oscar and Emmy(s) winner. Lover of F1. Black bi popular demand. 🏳️🌈🏁
Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats
91K Followers 645 Following Sorry I don’t have the “NUDES" in my bio you were looking for (I write TV shows and movies).
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Writers Guild of Amer.. @WGAWest
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1.6M Followers 186 Following ONE MORE TIME… the new album from blink-182 is out now!
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My wrapped got screwed up because I accidentally left this sound effect on loop while I was on vacation. 😭
praying I become the unwitting but beloved mark in an elaborate prank series so I can continue working in hollywood
"Jury Duty" star Ronald Gladden has signed an overall deal with Amazon MGM Studios. Under the two-year deal, Gladden will work with the studio to produce, develop, and star in content across platforms. wp.me/pc8uak-1lDlWq
I’ve been doing this for 30 years, and I’ve never seen a showrunner who didn’t want a lot of writers.
Several showrunners said they did not want to be forced to hire writers who are not needed. In its worst form, they say, that would amount to “featherbedding,” an illegal labor practice in which employers are required to hire workers who do no work. bit.ly/3sk06cw
Some heros wear jean shorts
give this girl the cy young for hitting mike pence in the melon with a water balloon
Don’t tell me what to do
Flooding in Barre City #VT this evening. It is a very dangerous night for central Vermont. Do not travel in and around Montpelier/Barre. 📹 John Bergman
Come for the “exuberant sexuality”, stay for the “bilingual foul language”!! @JoyRideMovie in theaters NOW ☀️
Welp I'm dead. THANK YOU SETH, from this person who is definitely a real person and not the Family Guy writing staff painstakingly taking turns typing one character at a time on this tweet right now cuz that would just be SILLY, right?! 🤣
In case you need more proof that Cherry Chevapravatdumrong is a real person and not a fictitious creation of the Family Guy writers' room, @cherrycheva is bringing you a hilarious new comedy in theaters this weekend! Go see "Joy Ride" written and produced by Cherry and…
Rachel Goldberg to Direct Action Comedy ‘The BM’ for MarVista (Exclusive) thr.cm/DRlXGpY
In case you need more proof that Cherry Chevapravatdumrong is a real person and not a fictitious creation of the Family Guy writers' room, @cherrycheva is bringing you a hilarious new comedy in theaters this weekend! Go see "Joy Ride" written and produced by Cherry and…
The latest "Beavis and Butt-Head", where Beavis gets rabies and thinks it's puberty, is transcendently stupid, though not as ingenious as the one where they achieve enlightenment the first time they meditate because their heads were already empty. This reboot is so good.
It is very weird this is what they use as the promotional still for our movie, but yes, give us an Emmy, please.
Could 'Beavis and Butt-Head' Follow 'Chip n' Dale' and Take Home the Emmy for an Animated Film? variety.com/feature/2023-e…
We watched this video probably 100 times while recording and editing this bit, and I still have absolutely no idea what the guy is really singing. Can anyone tell?
Butthead sucks #BeavisandButthead
Tonight on Paramount+, a new Beavis and Butt-Head episode by the great @lookner.
(trying to get a chant going at Warner Bros. picket) HEY HEY, HO HO, THE SUITS IN "THE FLASH" ARE UNNECESSARILY TEXTURED
An honor and a pleasure to spend some time walking in circles with @ben_edlund, creator of #TheTick. Spoon! #WGAStrong
Fuck. It is so over. We got Biden. I take back 75% of the bad things I said about him.
"I sincerely hope the strike gets resolved, and writers are given a fair deal as soon as possible. This is an iconic, meaningful American industry & we need the writers—and all the workers—to tell the stories of our nation, and the stories of all of us." - @POTUS #WGAStrong #1u
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