Wisdom For the Sad @WisdomForTheSad
Bringing light to those in despair since 2010. WisdomForTheSad.com Hope, Your State Joined April 2010-
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It sounds like your problems are tied to that awkward phase of life that falls between moving out on your own and your inevitable death.
It turns out a year in a white, padded room is *exactly* what the doctor ordered.
Don't despair - look around you! Plenty of unattractive, unsuccessful and uncharismatic people have met that special, desperate someone.
I hear visiting a psychologist can be helpful, but take that advice with a grain of salt: these endorsements have all come from crazy people
I hear visiting a psychologist can be helpful, but take that advice with a grain of salt: these endorsements have all come from crazy people
Look, things could definitely be worse - you could be a True Blood fanatic. Oh, you are? Shit, gotta go. Running out of my 140 characters.
Too-sad-to-tweet is the cruelest sadness there is.
Sick of your lonely, pointless existence? Try filling your life with things, preferably nothing sharp or that can be fashioned into a noose.
Depression isn't all bad; consider it a blessing that you can no longer laugh at "Two and A Half Men."
I have no doubt that your bad luck will turn around soon. Unfortunately bad luck has had little to do with your unbearable loneliness.
The "leader" thing clearly isn't working out for you, so perhaps being a follower is your thing. Start by following: @bridger_w & @hodgman
Please save everyone some embarrassment and resist the temptation to channel your depression into "poetry"
No, you're right. Saving Princess Zelda is an *excellent* use of your time.
Here's a recipe to end your dry spell: Craigslist and a trip to an ATM machine
Sitting alone in your apartment won't make you feel better; unfortunately neither will your painfully awkward attempts to socialize.
Relax your definition of "friend" and you'll have a TON of them, most of them employed as waitstaff, cashiers and discount store greeters.
Your family is wrong; your dreams of becoming a starting pitcher for the Red Sox aren't delusional - they're *hilarious*
Stop being so insecure about your lousy car! and your unstylish clothes! and your shitty job!
Go ahead! Treat yourself to that cheeseburger! Enjoy life! It's not as if that diet was doing anything for your off-putting facial features.
Your problems aren't caused by other people not understanding you or you not getting other people; they're caused by *both* of those things.
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