Archewell @Wraggandbowen
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Possibility Of Eternal Life: This Silicon Valley Start-Up Will Put Your Picture On A Roomba After You Die
If you ever want to put things in perspective put some shoes on while you’re nude. Suddenly your problems don’t feel as bad ?
linda @linda48149704
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David Kavanagh @David_kav
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Anne O'Keeffe @okeeffean
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dances with tortoises.. @packagingman
1K Followers 956 Following I will always be kind to you first - but if you attack my family, or bully another life, I will not stand idly by.
🌟DigHill80.com @DigHill80
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Framed Colours @KVallantine
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World Cup Mum @cup_mum
4 Followers 25 Following Offering expert analysis on everything from kicking the ball in the net to being in the wrong place on the pitch ⚽️😂⚽️
The Old Wheels Story @oldwheelsstory
2K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/UuELAYuP4W I am classic cars collector & model builder from Florence/Italy. Welcome to my Etsy shop where you surely can find something for you.
Mojo Cocktail Bar @mojowrexham
290 Followers 1K Following Cocktail Bar in Wrexham. Serves the best tasting cocktails in town
Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds
21.5M Followers 2K Following owner: @aviationgin - @MintMobile - @maximumeffort - @Wrexham_AFC
Rob McElhenney @RMcElhenney
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Bob Servant @bobservant
124K Followers 1 Following I own (outright) a cheeseburger van in Broughty Ferry, Dundee, Scotland. I don't sell cheeseburgers, I sell dreams. Genuine legend.
Alan G Partridge @ThisisPartridge
233K Followers 1 Following Broadcaster, author and one of the first public figures to suggest high-visibility clothing for people manning temporary car parks. https://t.co/vcICBzuyIl
Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha
650K Followers 0 Following Get insights in your inbox, Tiny Buddha’s Gratitude Journal, Tiny Buddha’s Worry Journal, and more:
Ardal O'Hanlon @ardalsfolly
56K Followers 55 Following Stand-up, actor, author #Taskmaster #DeathInParadise #FatherTed
Miles Betterman @MilesBetterman
248 Followers 25 Following Part-time writer of comedy songs and full-time hater of the human race. The Dickhead Song is available from all good download sites (and a few crap ones).
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
427K Followers 29K Following Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxx
Robert Popper @robertpopper
73K Followers 2K Following FridayNightDinnerLookAroundYouStathLetsFlatsSouthParkTheTimewasterLettersTarvuRadioSpiritworldProducedPeepShowScriptEditedTheInbetweeners Agent: Chiggy @ PBJ
Henry Winter @henrywinter
1.4M Followers 3K Following @SportSJA and @WeAreTheFSA Football Journalist of the Year. Daily articles at https://t.co/Y3V4HLMSKh
Baby Jesus @JCautomatic
13K Followers 291 Following I once donated some sperm. The man shaking the charity bucket was not impressed though.
Joe Ross Williams @joerosswilliams
3K Followers 5K Following (He/Him) Resting comedy person- performing/writing/producing/promoting. Sporadically prolific. Occasionally enthusiastic contributor @loathedstranger
Josh Howie @joshxhowie
15K Followers 2K Following Writer/Star of Josh Howie’s Losing It @BBCSounds Simon in Hapless @netflix @peacock Headliners @GBNews Columnist @JewishChron Father of 5 @vasectomy
noel fielding @noelfielding11
1.0M Followers 362 Following I'm Ol Greg mother Licker! Get involved in #NoelsArtClub every saturday 3-5pm x and you can see and buy my Art on the Saatchi website see below x
Jon Richardson @RonJichardson
840K Followers 964 Following The Knitwit Tour is everywhere NOW! Photo by @andyholl
Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox
3.0M Followers 1K Following Science, music and increasingly wondering about what it all means ....
Richard Coles @RevRichardColes
551K Followers 3K Following Former Communard, Chancellor of the University of Northampton, writer, broadcaster, podcaster. Please don’t shout at me.
Joe Lycett @joelycett
1.4M Followers 1 Following I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss. Pre-order Joe Lycett’s Art Hole now
Danny Baker @prodnose
504K Followers 2K Following Prodnose: The Treehouse Podcast & A Thousand Fresh Delights. Do join us: https://t.co/OLSu1uryzv All New Material, Lady...
bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
1.2M Followers 204 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
Quite Interesting @qikipedia
1.3M Followers 996 Following A Quite Interesting Twitter feed from the team behind the BBC TV show QI. https://t.co/1JWvBwO1PN
Chris Kamara @chris_kammy
1.9M Followers 2K Following Middlesbrough born, ex-footballer, current tv presenter, football pundit. For events & promos contact [email protected]
Robbie Savage @RobbieSavage8
1.6M Followers 2K Following 🎙 https://t.co/aPDsPt5PfR ⚽️ @mirrorsport @tntsports @bbc @planetsportbet 🎧@thesilkmen DOF 📧 [email protected]
Viz Comic @vizcomic
327K Followers 2K Following Our readers have understood the concept of Buyer's Remorse since 1979. Digital Sub: https://t.co/skgViHMilK… Postal Sub: https://t.co/VZunTaPule
Dalai Lama @DalaiLama
18.6M Followers 0 Following Welcome to the official twitter page of the Office of His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama.
Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews
670K Followers 0 Following Britain's best-selling news and current affairs magazine with a unique mix of jokes and investigative journalism. https://t.co/YxU5lc50Tn. Subscribe: https://t.co/GtTmLGqEPj
Barry from Watford @barryfromwat
26K Followers 18K Following For live appearances please contact [email protected]
Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant
648K Followers 374 Following Official Tweets from leggy blonde Stephen Merchant
Louis Theroux @louistheroux
2.2M Followers 3K Following I am involved in the making of documentaries. Warning: Some tweets may contain irony.
John Shuttleworth @johnshuttlewrth
57K Followers 243 Following Versatile singer/songwriter from Sheffield, South Yorkshire. Official account. https://t.co/SIUKltpTt3 http://https://t.co/SVtNuQwFoi
David Mitchell @RealDMitchell
2.3M Followers 832 Following This is the David Mitchell who's in Peep Show and things, not the novelist or the Cumbrian origamist.
Jack Dee @TheRealJackDee
562K Followers 558 Following All views expressed are my own but you can express them too if you want to be right about everything like I am. If you want to chat go to the pub.
Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
8.9M Followers 1K Following Once kicked a ball about. Now talk about kicking a ball about. The Rest Is Football @restisfootball @Goalhangerpods ..Instagram . Retweets are not endorsements
Piers Morgan @piersmorgan
8.7M Followers 2K Following Live every day as if it’s your last.. because one day you’ll be right.
Rob Baker @robnitm
26K Followers 3K Following Author of two London history books - Beautiful Idiots & Brilliant Lunatics, and High Buildings, Low Morals. Another book on its way …
Milton Jones @themiltonjones
384K Followers 388 Following 2024 Tour HA!MILTON on sale now! https://t.co/d3sOZ748va Hee/Hee rep: [email protected] voices: [email protected]
Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain
2.6M Followers 700 Following Talks far too quickly, mumbles, and yet, still doing it. Touring New show Nov 2021, into 2022/23! Latest science book for kids "Is there Anybody Out There?"
Paul Merton @PaulMerton
7K Followers 0 Following Finally progressing to machines with buttons as buttons go out of fashion.
Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci
696K Followers 1K Following Words and Smiles. Also, Patron of Child Poverty Action Group, @CPAGUK.
One day when I was 11, I got the bus into town to buy ‘Rabbit’ by @chas_dave 28 years later, I was so proud to call @ChasnHodges my father in law & grandad to my son Harry. Thank you old pal for bringing me your beautiful daughter @KateGarnerMusic
It is with tremendous sadness that we announce the passing of our very own Chas Hodges. Despite receiving successful treatment for oesophageal cancer recently, Chas suffered organ failure and passed away peacefully in his sleep in the early hours of this morning.
Changing our country’s course away from the housing crisis will require a huge effort. #SocialHousing must be at the heart of the change. @pollyn1 blogs for @HuffPostUK giving our detailed view on the government's plan: shltr.org.uk/ghg
Under the Tories, the cost of living has gone up. We're all paying the price for Tory austerity. Labour will rebuild our economy so it works for the many not the few.
Gas bills? 🆙 Electricity bills? 🆙 Food bills? 🆙 Train fares? 🆙 Tories? Your time is 🆙 bbc.co.uk/news/business-…
If you think your day was pointless...
#StormAli meets man with leaf blower ...
My son is 26 today. My middle child 27, and eldest is 28 I had 3 kids under the age of three when last one was born. Was sleep deprived for 5 years. Worth it, though. They’re such good mates. Happy Birthday George Atack:)
What things do you do to help improve your mental health? @ScrtDrugAddict #TakeOver
this is where they make my shirts. Nyabihu Demonstration Centre for the Deaf, Rwanda. No really. C/o @ChanceChildhood
Gone far and wide, through the good times and the bad, reporting on @Wrexham_AFC but that 1st half display v Ebbsfleet was up there with the best for years. Brilliant ⚪️🔴
"you can't see me, I'm free" John Inman #AwfullyBritishWrestlerNames
Brutish the Barber Beefburger #AwfullyBritishWrestlerNames
Baron Jeremy Corbyn #AwfullyBritishWrestlers
I’m very superstitious so I won’t be wearing my boots I got injured in again🙄 I’m going to sign them and hand deliver them to somebody💁🏾♂️ Just like this tweet and I’ll let my daughter pick somebody Sunday night!❤️👊🏾
One for the collection 📀 Today’s vinyl-inspired matchday programme’s have arrived 🙌 Don’t forget to pick yours up for just £2 from inside the ground!
I highly recommend that everyone turns their siblings invisible HAHAHAH
Our beautiful, courageous Rachael died peacefully this morning surrounded by her close family. We are crushed but she would want me to thank everyone who took an interest in her story or sent messages of support. You’ll never know how much they meant to her. Steve and Freddie xxx
The new Roger's Profanisaurus - War and Piss - hits the bookshops tomorrow. 20,000 definitions, 624 pages, half a million words. It's a flipping monster (pardon our language). amazon.co.uk/Viz-40th-Anniv…
🗣️ "I've paid out £1.5m, I can't afford anymore!" 😂 Jeff's so skint that he's reluctant to even pay out consolation prizes. 💰 Congratulations to this week's #Super6 consolation winner, Sharon Schofield who bags £6,000.
I can’t stop watching this video of Theresa May dancing
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