YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

Random musings on people who f--- up the only job they have. Joined June 2010

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

4 years ago

(closes book) "He loves him." (opens book) "He loves him not."

Poopy Bongstockings @sphincter_crumb

4 years ago

(closes book) "He loves him." (opens book) "He loves him not."

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

4 years ago

Poll: is this a typo? Or is an 11st just a person who specializes in the number 11?

Katiepants 🌺💕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏴‍☠️ @pantskate

4 years ago

Poll: is this a typo? Or is an 11st just a person who specializes in the number 11?

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

4 years ago

This is one of my favorites, haha. The only thing that would make it better is if all the license plates were the same.

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

4 years ago

Who needs a can to shotgun a drink?

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly (((mrswifey))), Esq. @mrswifey

4 years ago

Who needs a can to shotgun a drink?

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Vess @VessOnSecurity

4 years ago

This is surely worthy of the @YouHadOneJob account.

BleepingComputer @BleepinComputer

4 years ago

This is surely worthy of the @YouHadOneJob account.

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

5 years ago

I don't know about you, but I plan all of my emergencies.

𖡼𖤣𖥧𓅪 Bobby & Lila 𓅪𖡼𖤣𖥧 @bobbyandlila

5 years ago

I don't know about you, but I plan all of my emergencies.

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Antonio Gotti @goatthee

5 years ago

speling is hard

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You'd have to redo the stationary, business cards, stickers for the backs of frames, not to mention hiring someone to remove the S and recenter Jos'...renting the ladder. All for what? Not looking dumb?

𝚁𝚞𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚒 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚛𝚊 @ruwanijourno

10 years ago

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

5 years ago

What? Ancient Roman thermometer.

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

5 years ago

I know I'm not supposed to know that guy, but I know that guy. Thanks, @squintar

squintar @squintar

5 years ago

I know I'm not supposed to know that guy, but I know that guy. Thanks, @squintar

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

5 years ago

Seems like someone hates their editor.

YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

14 years ago

Seems like someone hates their editor.

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

5 years ago

Watch your step...

Nepomenik je go! PUMPAJ! @Architecta

5 years ago

Watch your step...

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

5 years ago

haha this is hilarious @NaughtyPolitics

Naughty Politics @NaughtyPolitics

5 years ago

haha this is hilarious @NaughtyPolitics

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

10 years ago

Hahahaha. Thanks for the amazing find, @alexberger56

alex berger @alexberger56

10 years ago

Hahahaha. Thanks for the amazing find, @alexberger56

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

10 years ago

Great find, @Rurude. "Hey, I take photos and I frame. I don't grammar good."

𝚁𝚞𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚒 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚛𝚊 @ruwanijourno

10 years ago

Great find, @Rurude. "Hey, I take photos and I frame. I don't grammar good."

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

10 years ago

Apparently headlines are exempt from said revision. Great find, @NickMoyes

nickmoyes.bsky.social 🇺🇦 @NickMoyes

10 years ago

Apparently headlines are exempt from said revision. Great find, @NickMoyes

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

10 years ago

The Nice Find award goes to @theatheistteach Big thanks for this gem.

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

10 years ago

Thanks to @jonnycrowe for this one. Watch the spacing, people.

Jonny Crowe @jonnycrowe

10 years ago

Thanks to @jonnycrowe for this one. Watch the spacing, people.

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Metro @MetroUK

13 years ago

You had one job, road marking painter. One. Job. ow.ly/ci4gZ

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YouHadOneJob @YouHadOneJob

13 years ago

Oopsies. twitpic.com/aaxghe

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Je suis un père, un mari, un ami virtuel pour beaucoup et oh oui, je suis aussi un #photographe artistique publié internationalement et proche de la #nature.

Philippe FR39 @P_SainteLaudy

5K Followers 4K Following Je suis un père, un mari, un ami virtuel pour beaucoup et oh oui, je suis aussi un #photographe artistique publié internationalement et proche de la #nature.

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Abhor pretension & intolerance, so I lean left. Swimmer, wests tigers tragic, Japanophile, researcher. On the land of the Djargurd Wurrung people. PhD.

Roger M @Groucho_25

698 Followers 2K Following Abhor pretension & intolerance, so I lean left. Swimmer, wests tigers tragic, Japanophile, researcher. On the land of the Djargurd Wurrung people. PhD.

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38 Followers 363 Following

$Hi! You've found my small corner on Twitter. I work in Healthcare and try to find humor in everything, it gets me in trouble sometimes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯$

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121 Followers 369 Following Hi! You've found my small corner on Twitter. I work in Healthcare and try to find humor in everything, it gets me in trouble sometimes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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3 Followers 15 Following Nature, animals, videos, quotes that are beautiful, relaxing, heart-warming, wise

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29 Followers 53 Following Er lektor i norsk, og godt over middels opptatt av vurdering i norskfaget.

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1 Followers 41 Following

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Zavaren @PaleertW34031

140 Followers 205 Following Jugador de Rol, DM de D&D, Cultos Innombrables, jugador de W40k, Kill team, Blood bowl Old World. Casado, hetero y no disponible.

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14 Followers 175 Following

Tony G @TonyG1554642

38 Followers 282 Following

Meteorologist/Manager at the Canadian Hurricane Centre @ECCC_CHC | Tropical cyclone (hurricane) and many weather related topics | postings are own not employer

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Eric E @EricE27

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My first book was about spiritual deconstruction and my next book is about divorce, disillusionment, and death. So I’m fun.

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