ShitMyReviewersSay @YourPaperSucks
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Today's bizarre review comment from an editor at <major medical journal>: "There is no need to present the values of test statistics (eg, F statistics or chi-squared results) and degrees of freedom when reporting results." @YourPaperSucks
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’…this is a antique approach to a modern problem’
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''The only redeeming aspect of this manuscript is that it is so poorly written that it fails to convey the incorrect conclusions drawn here' [from the most recent episode of @quantitudepod on the review process]
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"I don't see much science in this manuscript."
"Unfortunately this too is one of the main problems of this review: there is no significant aspect that makes it useful and necessary in the scientific landscape."
"This paper…. did not excite me."
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"Despite promising a very general result this manuscript unfortunately does not deliver (almost) any of the things listed in the abstract."
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My co-authors and I wrote: "We applied weights [...] to project the sample to the national population of employer-sponsored insurance beneficiaries." Reviewer: "State how many pounds or Kg or grams of weight were needed and why."
Author #2 x.com/manenbu/status…
"Finally, the paper is poorly and hastily written, with typos, poor organization, and poor characterization of the basic work it's built on."
"The paper is long, very long, and got longer. It was hard to get engaged. This a paper about risk factors for voluntary childlessness. There is no meta analysis - why does the material have to be so long?"
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Interesting comment from a grant proposal review @ the Agence Nationale de la Recherche (ANR). It can be flattering in a way :).
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2/3.How can you write such a condescending thing to anyone? You didn't know you were writing to a colleague I get that, but why not check? I guess my first thirteen first author papers passed you by? #WomenInSTEM #shitmyreviewersays #AcademicTwitter
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1/3. Why? Why? Why on earth would you start a review like this? Why on earth would you feel the need to patronise and belittle someone even if they were new to publishing and not as it happens a forty year old associate professor who's first language is English!
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A reviewer is born
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“I have read this paper several times through, and I have nothing to say in its defense.”
"My recommendation for the authors is therefore to shelve the manuscript"
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‘I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why this paper was written.’
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'The scientific contribution of this paper - if there is any at all - is at best hopelessly insignificant.'
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'The manuscript presents the resits [sic] of a meta-analysis which seems to be based on very abundant but very poor primary data'
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5K Followers 5K Following ML & protein engineering at https://t.co/hszno4Ne56 | into papers, pens, plots, puppies ░M░L░░I░N░░B░I░O░ https://t.co/ueor5VgkhKToday's bizarre review comment from an editor at <major medical journal>: "There is no need to present the values of test statistics (eg, F statistics or chi-squared results) and degrees of freedom when reporting results." @YourPaperSucks
Reviewer 2: "My recommendation for the authors is therefore to shelve the [manuscript]" @YourPaperSucks
@bugboydyl Whenever this happens and I feel filled with rage, I read through the @YourPaperSucks feed and remember that I am not alone.
@prof_djadams @YourPaperSucks I'm a particular fan of the reviewer including a semicolon in parentheses, presumably under the assumption that I do not know what one looks like.
@YourPaperSucks On a positive note, they sound like they know everything about vague rhetorical equivocation themselves, so you got read by a real expert.
Thanks for the LOL on a Monday morning, Reviewer 1. Hope you have a good day. (Thankfully all did not agree and this is an R&R 🤣) @YourPaperSucks
When your paper was sent for a review to a fucking thesaurus
"The text is overly expansive, desultory, and often diaphanous, so that the raison d'être of an overarching theoretical structure is neither pellucid nor convincing."
@YourPaperSucks How TF can text be diaphanous? Seems like this pretentious reviewer is the one who failed at pellucidity.
@YourPaperSucks That's two, in less than a month. Might have mixed red and blue pill, Neo #matrix 😂😂 @YourPaperSucks
@YourPaperSucks Dam!! Otiose (opening dictionary) 🤣🤣
@YourPaperSucks Pretty sure that reviewer was having a brunch when he wrote this.
@YourPaperSucks Otiose? Did the word "loquacious" go out of style?
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a mountain of work, asking for fewer world events to happen so I can get some of it done.
.@YourPaperSucks A new low.
My first journal paper review done 🤩 Tried to be as nice and productive as possible with my comments but couldn't fight my evil nature I guess 🤷♂️🙈 But I avoided any comments that would make me end up in @YourPaperSucks 😅
A reviewer asked me to explain what a correlation coefficient is. I feel this is common knowledge?
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