zoolendecker @Zoolendecker
chunky but funky, sturdy but purdy ♌️ she/her/hers Minneapolis, MN Joined May 2018-
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@BetsyNoSleeves @cassfrass__ @bandkidbandaid Well now i feel bad
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She screamed like Homer Simpson 😂
IM AM DRY HEAVING THE FUCKNG SCREAM
@cassfrass__ I humbly request Levels by Avicii
@cassfrass__ I hope to be dead by this point of the evening
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every sunday i act like the grandparents in willy wonka
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Shoutout to the good women they have at home
IM AM DRY HEAVING THE FUCKNG SCREAM
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my anxiety my anxiety mixed with an iced coffee
@rachel_austin21 A play in four acts 😂😂😂😂
@rachel_austin21 OH GOD NO. I LIVE FOR THAT SHIT BABAY
@rachel_austin21 Very true, common denominator 😂
Restaurants I’ve now cried in: -Panera -Buffalo Wild Wings -Applebee’s -ChickFila (twice) -Subway
No one: ABSOLUTLEY NO ONE: @BetsyNoSleeves: “THE GREEN LIGHT IN THE GREAT GATSBY SYMBOLIZES GREED IN AMERICA-.”
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just cut up some strawberries and put them in a little bowl for breakfast like i’m a fuckin ladybug in a little hat with a flower on it
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