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Ron Burgundy retweeted
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It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY! And that is a scientific fact!!!
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
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You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us...
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Ron Burgundy retweeted
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They've done studies, you know... 60% of the time, a THIRD MOVIE works, every time. #Anchorman3 @ColliderNews collider.com/anchorman-3-st…
"I love scotch that's old enough to order its own scotch" -Not a Burgundy quote; but dammit, do I respect it.
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I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
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