Shay @_Arachy

Bona fide Nairobi kenya Joined May 2012

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k @ysljennii

3 days ago

Me because Tommorow is Monday again

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City! @dolapocarter

4 days ago

Nobody lives longer than terrible African presidents

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Pan @pangrey123

4 days ago

payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month

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femiiiiii. @femiiiszn

3 weeks ago

i'm liking your instagram photo from weeks ago because instagram just showed me today, i’m not stalking you.

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Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee

3 weeks ago

Please read this with an open mind. When an older man marries a very beautiful woman, usually much younger than him, and he married late, even if he has money, there’s a quiet insecurity that doesn’t really leave him. He knows what he has. He also knows other men can see it too. Money can buy comfort, status, a house, maybe even loyalty for a while. It doesn’t buy the feeling that she’s only looking at him. So he starts having children with her early, and he keeps going. Not always because he suddenly discovered a deep love for a big family. Sometimes it’s "strategy". A pregnant wife is occupied. A wife with a toddler is tired. A wife managing two or three small children with small age differences has very little room left in her day for anything that looks like temptation. The logic, even if he never says it out loud, is simple: keep her busy. Keep her body changing. Keep her schedule full. A woman who is always recovering, nursing, or running after a child is less available to the world, and less available to other men. But the fear doesn’t actually end there. He worries that after a few years, after the births, she "stabilizes." Her body settles. The kids get a bit older. She gets her energy back, or some of it. And she’s still beautiful. Sometimes more so, because now she looks like a woman and not just a girl. That’s the part that bothers him. He thought the children would close the door. Instead, they only delayed it. She’s still young enough. Still attractive enough. And now she’s a mother, which some men read as settled and safe, and other men read as experienced and still very much in play. So the insecurity doesn’t get solved by the pregnancies. It just gets managed. He watches who she talks to. He gets sensitive about her dressing a certain way again. He brings up "our family" whenever she sounds too free. The children become both the bond and the leash. Do NOT get me wrong. Not every older man who marries a younger woman is doing this. Some genuinely want plenty kids or a large family (especially if they're financially capable). Some are just late to marriage and trying to "catch up". But the pattern is common enough that you can see it: the rush to impregnate, the discomfort when she starts looking like herself again, the quiet panic that beauty plus time is a problem money alone can’t fix. The children keep her busy. They don’t make him feel chosen. And he knows the difference, even if he never admits it. AJD.

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St. Bervon @bavonski

4 weeks ago

Performative faux intellectual sapiosexuals in Kenya are taking notes na ticket itakuwa 3500

Evansquez @EvansquezN

a month ago

Japan has nightclubs where you simply read a book while the dj plays relaxing music 😳

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Ochuko 🇳🇬 @NacksonD

a month ago

Even though I don’t know what it feels like to be a deadbeat father, I can tell you that a man can do all this and still be a deadbeat.

Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie

a month ago

This is literally how you know if a man is gonna be a present father or not. This is so beautiful 🥰

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ᵉᵇⁱ @shz_rbecakz

2 months ago

Cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

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Eng RYAN🌏 @chel0goi

2 months ago

Eeeh huyo wa Bibilia anapiga watu risasi kwa miguu anaendelea vipi

Kijana Ya Ruto @omwansaMomwansa

2 months ago

Mnataka Mlevi Tena as a President!?

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Talk2veee @talk2veee

2 months ago

Samsung should give their handler a proper salary raise because this is top tier humor & sarcasm 😂😂😂😂😂.

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Faith @Faye_Faye_m

2 months ago

Because she is married no one is asking “girl where’s the ring”… they now policing how many children she can have. 💀

Rap Alert @rapalert6

2 months ago

Congrats to Ciara on expecting baby #5 👶🏽

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Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2

2 months ago

Shortage of milk aje na Ng'ombe zimejaa Parliament

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Eric @amerix

2 months ago

Men, As we finish, Understand this, Once your wife gives birth, Don't have sex with her for at least 6 months. Let her rest. Let her uterus heal. Let her perineal muscles rejuvenate. Let her bond with the baby. Some of you don't wait for her scars and wounds to heal, You don't even wait for her to finish puerperium. Some of you start having sex when she is still secreting lochia alba. How dick-driven are you? Don't you have a masculine mission where you can redirect your sexual energy? What will you do if she becomes pregnant 3 months after her last delivery? Can't you be like our African forefathers? What a shame. Bladifakin man. #MasculinitySaturday