𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒 @kiruti
∞ Nairobi, Kenya Joined April 2009-
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Even in another body, Esther Passaris is still daft😭
Even in another body, Esther Passaris is still daft😭
Men are mean😭😭
Buana kitambo baddies walikuwa wanajua tu president, vice, Raila na Najib Balala kwa government. Siku hizi wanajua hadi CS wa agriculture juu ya incompetence. Fuck this stupid government
@/theflowpriestess y’all are welcome :)
@/theflowpriestess y’all are welcome :) https://t.co/y1iB6cbTI9
My Windows laptop would die if it had to play an 8K video every time I woke it from sleep.
My Windows laptop would die if it had to play an 8K video every time I woke it from sleep.
The National Corruption Alliance 2022 “it’s your turn to eat” “no hustler left behind”
A one cut stand is crazy.
In Kenya, it’s called Esther Passaris.
I gained new respect for baddies after I tried to hook up with a rich ugly woman and my body refused. They’re just built different
I gained new respect for baddies after I tried to hook up with a rich ugly woman and my body refused. They’re just built different
Bleacher Report never miss with the graphics
On location at CUEA. Waiting for Chebukati @IEBCKenya to tell us who the Fifth President of the Republic will be. 🇰🇪 #FreedomIsComing #KenyaDecides2022
I admire Doja Cat's insistence to look like an uncooked unfeathered broiler chicken every time
Sigh Lakers. You tried
Enough small talk, where’s the link for the knife?
Enough small talk, where’s the link for the knife?
Mojo Jojo after a PPG beatdown:
Had an accident yesterday (I’m fine). I call the cops immediately. The gentleman that caused it was speaking with me fine but when the cops got there all of a sudden he didn’t speak English. So I switched to Spanish then it was 😧. Like cmon man don’t play on my face now
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Elton's John.
Still remains the simplest, most lucid explanation of Large Langauge Models by one of the sharpest (and kindest) teachers (and engineers) of our time: Andrej Karpathy Give it a watch:
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Happy Challengers Day from our only official posters
LeBron down 3-0 KD down 3-0 Steph in Cancun
My favorite new AI feature: gaslighting
okay the "ew" was unnecessary we are just trying to live
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I don’t have guilty pleasures because I don’t assign guilt to pleasure.
If you know this intro you need to be taking your supplements
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When you have dyspraxia
I hope this is the only footage of humans left when the aliens finally come.
Real Black Twitter:
The official trailer for “Black Twitter: A People’s History” is out. It will premiere on Hulu May 9: