Dancun ayub @_CDancy

Interior designer/-/Landscape designer/-/ Lover of art/-/Gamer Joined May 2015

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MethoDman @polo_kimanii

4 days ago

Today I have fueled twice. TWICE! Thao inakupeleka 12kilometres mangai. Walahi ni heri Nugu Rais kuliko Rais Nugu kama hii yetu

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Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity

3 days ago

Today, let’s do something different. Say their names. Rex Masai, Happy Mashujaa Day. 🇰🇪 Albert Ojwang, Happy Mashujaa Day. Evans Kiratu, Happy Mashujaa Day. Join me. Pick a name, say it, and remember them today. These are the names we must never allow history to forget.

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Dancun ayub @_CDancy

a week ago

@molasboy Inaitwa bottom up

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H. E Wakenya. @CorneliusNyong9

a week ago

@scherargei You must address H. E with decorum, umesikia choir master.

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Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna

a week ago

Is he done ranting about the 24K I pay for his housing scam because kuna hii 43k I pay every month for his SHA scam we also need to discuss. Tukimaliza hio ndio tuongee juu ya the 500k in PAYE he takes every single month and splashes on tea and mandazi pale state house all the while insulting us the taxpayers that carry the burden of his greed. In 2027 we are cutting the fat out of our budget to bring relief to all Kenyan workers. The housing levy will go with Ruto.

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SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst

a week ago

When I became president, I found that my predecessor Uhuru Kenyatta was giving you 60 units of Electricity for Ksh 1000. Mimi William Samoei Ruto nkaona hiyo ni utapeli nkaondoa macartel sasa mnapata 26 Units of electricity for Ksh 1000.

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Dancun ayub @_CDancy

2 weeks ago

@georgediano Ngoja uskie ppp shenanigans

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Dancun ayub @_CDancy

a month ago

@C_NyaKundiH Pun intended ama ?

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Dancun ayub @_CDancy

a month ago

@calvinokello4 😂😂ati "WE ARE... " ....

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Dancun ayub @_CDancy

a month ago

@_KithureKindiki Wantaaam!!

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Dancun ayub @_CDancy

a month ago

@rigathi For some reason I think @geoffreyruku is just overestimating his significance, kama si hio kitu alipewa what influence does he have ? Kindiki will be dumped very soon guy has no political muscle except for paid up gatherings. Waantaaammm it is!

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Sid @SjNdigro

a month ago

Homelander angekuwa ashatumaliza sisi sote juu ya hii shortage ya maziwa.

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Dancun ayub @_CDancy

a month ago

@Lazooj Waantaaammm!!!

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julius Gitts @Julius_Gitts

2 months ago

I was reading some articles on how to rekindle love. Unajua kuna miaka ukifika mapenzi huwa hata hukumbuki kukuwa romantic . So I decided to sex-text my woman, nikarusha zile za, “Nakuekea 400 ununue yoghurt ile ya vanilla, uipake yote kwa mwili watoto wakilala nakuja kuilamba yote.” Weeeuh! Kumbe nilijiingiza kidole sehemu mbaya. Nilifika home that night around 11, na niko vikombe mbaya sana. So niliexpect nikiknock nitakaribishwa na ka-bikini hivi, hakuna story mingi ni kusukumwa tu hadi bedroom alafu nipange kazi. Me nakuambia, alifungua mlango akiwa amevaa hadi safety boots zangu, longi ile tight, na ako na sweta kama mbili! Nikajua hapa mambo imechemka. Kitu nakumbuka tu ni kofii na nikaulizwa, “Baba Tafithaa, urikua unatumia mrebo mgani hiyo message?” Nilijaribu kujiexplain lakini wapi. Vitu zingine tuwaachie vijana wadogo.