¡Experto! @_Experto_

Handsome man, available for parties. Miami, FL Joined April 2009

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a year ago

It should’ve been Bob Dylan

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2 years ago

Jimmy Buffet is just the Grateful Dead for upper middle class alcoholic boomers.

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2 years ago

Meatball Ron vowing to invade Mexico day 1. Fantastic job everyone, we're done here.

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2 years ago

Shout out to @ProfeMapu for calling this one therealdeal.com/miami/2023/07/…

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2 years ago

Thank god this is finally happening, a few years overdue but at least it's beginning

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2 years ago

Thank god this is finally happening, a few years overdue but at least it's beginning

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2 years ago

Elton John about to get drafted

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2 years ago

Elton John about to get drafted

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3 years ago

Tell me you don’t know how your job works without saying you don’t know how your job works.

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3 years ago

Tell me you don’t know how your job works without saying you don’t know how your job works.

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3 years ago

He gets us.

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3 years ago

Poor Elon, sitting in the corner searching his name, all the while crying softly and jerking it.

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3 years ago

Being a parent is weird, because you meet your kid's friend's parents and you're like "hey, these people are cool" and then you find out they're Phish fans and it just fucking ruins everything.

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3 years ago

This looks like trash, still waiting on someone to put this into production

Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt

3 years ago

This looks like trash, still waiting on someone to put this into production https://t.co/xOg4lCGlwz

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4 years ago

Sad to see Chile's "Golden Generation" miss their last WC opportunity

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4 years ago

Combo washer/dryers are great if you want to waste 7 hours drying one load of clothes.

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4 years ago

Good luck to Justice Breyer, as he takes the Long Walk into the Cursed Earth to bring law to the lawless.

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4 years ago

Crying Cowboys fans, inject that shit straight into my veins

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They sell dark chocolate, dried cherries and walnut trail mix, but I hate raw walnuts, so I pick them out and then throw them by the car of someone that gave me attitude once in the parking lot at work so the seagulls can eat and his car gets shit all over. A sustainable win-win