Jesus H Christ @_JesusH_Christ

I’m back, and I’m not cruci-fuckin around. United States Joined July 2017

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Jesus H Christ @_JesusH_Christ

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Jesus H Christ @_JesusH_Christ

6 years ago

Can you imagine if my “followers” read every other book like they say they read the Bible. We would have the smartest people in the world. But instead they skim through the cliff notes version and create whatever bat shit crazy narrative they want to at that moment.

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Jesus H Christ @_JesusH_Christ

6 years ago

Nailed it

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway3d

6 years ago

This is impeachable.

Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper

6 years ago

This is impeachable.

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Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper

6 years ago

Trump called Mattis in summer 2018 and directed him to "screw Amazon" out of $10 billion cloud contract. "Relaying the story to us during Small Group, Mattis said, 'We're not going to do that. This will be done by the book, both legally and ethically." taskandpurpose.com/snodgrass-matt…

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Nancy Osborne @NancyOsborne180

6 years ago

As long as Trump is getting what he wants, he doesn't care. He doesn't care about YOU either. Nero Fiddled, Trump Golfs. #KurdishGenocide #BloodOnTrumpsHands #ImpeachTrump @SenateGOP @HouseGOP #TrumpBetrayedOurAllies

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Jess Dweck @TheDweck

6 years ago

Trump just wants another Civil War because he knows we put up statues of the losers

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Not Fake News @_NotFakeNews_

6 years ago

Jesus H Christ, that’s a lot of names.

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1

6 years ago

Jesus H Christ, that’s a lot of names.

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Jesus H Christ @_JesusH_Christ

6 years ago

I Jesus H Christ, challenge @realDonaldTrump to a magic off.

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Jesus H Christ @_JesusH_Christ

6 years ago

There comes a time in life for Christians that they wonder, was Bigfoot on Noah’s ark?

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6 years ago

#HappyBestFriendsDay

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Jesus H Christ @_JesusH_Christ

6 years ago

Me: Knock knock Christians: who’s there? Me:... Christians: no seriously, who’s there? Me:..... Christians: Seriously, this isn’t funny. Me:.......... Christians: Jesus Christ! Me: Nailed it!

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Jesus H Christ @_JesusH_Christ

6 years ago

Just when I was about to lose complete faith in you people, you show me how caring you really are. You would be terrified to know how close you were to another flood.