SHEM™ @_OkemwaS

Fast | Trusted | KRA-Compliant | Reliable Nairobi, Kenya Joined November 2017

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SHEM™ @_OkemwaS

a month ago

In investing, the hardest thing is knowing when to stop chewing the bone. But sometimes, patience teaches you that the juice isn’t yet over. KenGen still has a few sweet bites left.

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a month ago

Before dismissing an opportunity as “too risky,” ask yourself: “What don’t I know yet?” Because with knowledge, there is no risk. Except KRA that one is risky for everyone equally 😂.

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3 months ago

When the sick can’t access treatment and the youth can’t afford education, no amount of prayer halls will heal a nation.

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3 months ago

This tribal merry-go-round will keep spinning until someone refuses to get on. Maybe Gen Z can finally ask: Why are the problems always national, but the solutions always tribal?

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Hii margin mambo ni ya wale wanacheza futures pekee😂😂😂Sisi wa kawaida tunanunua shares tu kwa counter hatuhusiki hapa. Hawa ni wale wakali wa ‘speculation’ wanabet juu ya bei ya kesho ya KPLC, KenGen na wenzake.

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3 months ago

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SHEM™ @_OkemwaS

3 months ago

Brookies don’t need money , They need a business model that believes in their ambition.

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3 months ago

Do you know why I charge “expensive” for KRA filing? Because I’m not just entering figures. I’m fighting demons inside a system that gives you penalties for breathing wrong. 😅

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3 months ago

No wonder the country is stuck, we’re fighting for a better future while arguing with people who think a degree and Psalms 37:4 will end unemployment. If education is to renew the mind, then why do some minds remain so resistant to reality?

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SHEM™ @_OkemwaS

4 months ago

You don’t pick up where you left off you meet them a new, as strangers carrying familiar shadows.

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4 months ago

You don’t pick up where you left off you meet them a new, as strangers carrying familiar shadows.

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4 months ago

In this digital generation, truth needs PR. Because the crowd always follows the loudest mouth, not the wisest mind

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4 months ago

The internet gave everyone a voice. Unfortunately, it didn’t give everyone sense.

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4 months ago

The Premier league should allow 5 teams to be relegated. The last 3 should be direct relegation while number 16 and 17 should play relegation play offs with championship teams🤣🤣🤣 #PremierLeague

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SHEM™ @_OkemwaS

5 months ago

some men over-corrected in the name of “supportive husbandry.” They enabled bare minimum femininity by praising mediocrity. They rewarded "I don't cook or clean" with "baby girl treatment." And now they’re shocked when marriages crumble under the weight of entitlement.

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SHEM™ @_OkemwaS

5 months ago

Elect women? Yes. Elect only women? No. Elect leaders — full stop. Stop gender-based campaigning and start merit-based selection. And above all — elect people who fear God, audit reports, and wananchi.

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5 months ago

Gone are the days when love was pure. These days even touching the border of the garment is a taxable event.

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5 months ago

Inflation has reached the forbidden zone. And even value addition is subject to terms, conditions, and pre-paid policies. Not that I’ve bought. But I've seen receipts.

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5 months ago

Turns out... there was no Timber to cook the Rice. Hence—no Partey. 🤣🤣 Someone tell Arsenal to stop serving us raw lineups and undercooked hopes.

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SHEM™ @_OkemwaS

5 months ago

Meanwhile, some of us are out here respectfully applying for value addition services from Twitter babes, submitting proposals, filing emotional returns 🤣🤣only to receive nil responses.I’m here questioning my existence like a rejected job applicant.🤔