Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

Software developer, human extraordinaire, midnight tweeter; very humble yet terribly handsome - I am two people. rohjay.one West Des Moines, IA Joined March 2012

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

3 years ago

As a #WordPress #developer, I can't tell you how many times I've typed "wp_postmeat", "$resluts", and "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

3 years ago

Who else out there is trying to connect to a PervasiveSQL database? You feelin' my pain?! This might help: rohjay.one/connecting-to-… #PervasiveSQL

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

3 years ago

Just coined the term "Fubail" - it's a combination of fail/bail + FUBAR... which means it's so screwed we gotta get the f!@# outta here. #softwaredevelopment =]

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

3 years ago

If I send you one youtube this week, it's gonna be this one: youtube.com/watch?v=kOu4d4…

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

4 years ago

It's that time of year again! I POSTED TO MY BLOG! So if you're trying to add your own page to WooCommerce's My Account page in your plugin - here's a quick tutorial in 3 easy steps (code example included!): rohjay.one/adding-a-page-… Onward, fellow WP plugin developers!

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

4 years ago

So after I close the window for cookies, then the subscribe to newsletter window, then the survey... NOW can I view your website without interruptions or do I just need to quit the internet?

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

4 years ago

Working on a site and noticed all the custom JavaScript was placed inside the vendor folder... I think that's how you know you've made it as a dev 🤣

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

4 years ago

Let's say I have a self signed cert for all my local development. Works fine for everything until I decide to create 'local.dev' - what?! Apparently because Google is Google and it's Monday, I need to waste 2 hours of my day wondering WTF. Ask me why - go on... ask.

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

4 years ago

.@iowadot - to the folks who paved Ashworth west of Valley West Drive in WDM, nice work! That street is smooth as glass to drive on 👍

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

4 years ago

TMW you get whiplash from shaking your head after being reassured that "Security is our top priority" and "We are HIPPA, FERPA, and GLB compliant" but like... I'm trying to tell you I can read all your data.

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

5 years ago

Just read my horoscope for today at 11pm. It basically said what my every day is 🤔

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

5 years ago

I put dish soap in my hand soap dispenser at the kitchen sink, so when I'm washing my hands I'm washing my dishes.

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

5 years ago

Couldn't sleep yet, but I found this on the internets, so enjoy! youtube.com/watch?v=SqFDWb…

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

5 years ago

Using binary, I can count to 31 on one hand... just skip 4 & 5 if you don't want to offend anyone.

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

5 years ago

May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. #SuicidePrevention 1-800-273-8255 Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

5 years ago

It's almost like some regulations are forcing industries to be prepared for an emergency... WHO WANTS THAT OVERHEAT?? errr... Overhead. Sorry - bit of a slip there.

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Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay

5 years ago

I think Trump's defense team forgets that the REASON there are so many times people have said "it's time to bring impeachment charges" is because he's done a lot of impeachable shit xD