Jon Haugen @_S_E_S
(Almost) always remembers to restock on toilet paper. She/Her. simplifybysarah.com Joined July 2011-
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“CARD DECLINED” in huge bold letters on the bottle service sign is nuts omg
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Spiritually in the shot glass aisle of a Florida souvenir shop. Emotionally at the sand dollar counter. Mentally at the henna stand.
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this will always be the worst photo in existence. it makes me so irrationally angry.. the pose.. the pilgrim hat…. don’t even get me started on his grotesque bulge….. truly evil incarnate
she was a girly girl she said see ya later girl she wasn’t girl enough for girl
Stop going to concerts and bankrupt these assholes challenge
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is that linda from bob's burgers
is that linda from bob's burgers
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this shit right here just pissed me off
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i can’t stop laughing at this
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this planet fitness is so sick for having a funhouse mirror in it…
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sometimes we have to let natural selection run its course
sometimes we have to let natural selection run its course
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